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#1
Wittenberg / I renounce my citizenship.
January 06, 2024, 05:15:24 PM
Thank you for everything, it was mostly awesome.


#2
El Viestül/The Lobby / Month of Recess, January 2024.
December 06, 2023, 03:58:11 PM
I hereby declare January 2024 a month of recess.

Bråneu Excelsio
Seneschal
#3
Wittenberg / Recommendations for the Cabinet, 59th Cosa.
November 11, 2023, 06:14:04 PM


Dear citizens of the Kingdom of Talossa.

By having the priviledge of being selected by a Majority of the Cosa, and ahead of being sworn in as Seneschal, I'd like to present the recommendations for the Cabinet for the 59th Cosa.


Under our Organic Law , I am recommending that @King John appoint @þerxh Sant-Enogat as Distáin.
I am recommending the following additional cabinet appointments as well:

As Minister of Immigration and Minister of STUFF:
@þerxh Sant-Enogat .

As Minister of Justice and Minister of Finance:
@Baron Alexandreu Davinescu .

As Minister of Technology:
@Danihel Txechescu .

As Minister of Defence:
@mximo .

As Minister of Foreign and Culture:
@Bråneu Excelsio .

And @Carlüs Éovart Vilaçafat as Deputy Minister of Culture.
Also, as Deputy Minister of Finance, citaxhien @Ian Feliceu .
And finally, as Deputy Minister of Immigration, @Bråneu Excelsio.

I thank each of the new Ministers, Deputy Ministers, and members of the Civil Service for their willingness to contribute with their efforts for the betterment of the Kingdom.

Bråneu Excelsio.
Seneschal-designate.

#4
PRÜMĂ MINISTRÀ

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
BE002

Appointment of citizen Ian Plätschisch
as Permanent Secretary for Data Analytics and Visualization

As of this notice, I hereby announce the appointment of citizen @Ian Plätschisch as Permanent Secretary for Data Anayltics and Visualization. In this capacity, he is tasked with aiding in the management and improvement of the presentation of data to the populace, including but not limited to Infotecã, with the goal of better informing them about trends and interesting insights.

Furthermore, The Permanent Secretary shall be a member of the Prime Ministry, reporting to the Seneschal.

Thank you for your hard and honest work, citizen Ian Plätschisch.



Bråneu Excelsio
Seneschal
#5
PRÜMĂ MINISTRÀ

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
BE001

Appointment of citizen Bentxami Puntmasleu
as Director of the Bureau of Home Affairs

Citizen @Bentxami Puntmasleu has demonstrated a genuine interest in the life of the Realm and Talossan culture altogether. Additionally, he enjoys an unparalleled strategic position, which I am confident will enable him to perform exceptionally well in this new role.

Through this means, I appoint citizen Bentxami Puntmasleu as the director of the Bureau of Internal Affairs, tasked with addressing needs that may arise in the Greater Talossan Area.

Furthermore, the Bureau of Internal Affairs is moved to the Ministry of Foreign Affairs, which still falls under my responsibilities.

Congratulations, citizen Bentxamì Puntmasleau, on this new role in your life as a Talossan citizen.



Bråneu Excelsio
Seneschal
#6
Wittenberg / 59th Cosă Agreement
October 31, 2023, 12:30:17 PM
The Talossan National Congress and the Free Democrats of Talossa pledge their best efforts during the upcoming 59th Cosă to bring down partisan tensions and promote national unity. The Seneschal and the Leader of the Opposition will regularly communicate during the Cosă term to make sure this happens.

The TNC and FreeDems will set up a Standing Committee on Talossa's Constitution, with two members from each party, to discuss amendments to Talossa's constitution which have broad support. No legislation to amend the Organic Law, or to amend the functioning of the Chancery, will be proposed by either party without the prior unanimous approval of this Committee.

As a sign of good faith, the Free Democrats will enable the Talossan National Congress to form a government, in this way:

        the Free Democrats will assign 1 Cosă seat to Bråneu Excelsio. This will give the Talossan National Congress the 101 seats necessary for the King to appoint s:reu Excelsio as Seneschal without requiring a Cosă vote.
        immediately after his appointment as Seneschal, s:reu Excelsio will relinquish this seat and it will return to the Free Democrats.


This agreement will last until the dissolution of the 59th Cosă.


Signed,
Bråneu Excelsio, candidate for Seneschal.
Miestră Schivă, UrN, leader of the Free Democrats of Talossa.
Þerxh-Sant Enogat, leader of the Talossan National Congress.

#7
It has always given me great pleasure watching people do activities in which they invest time and care and whose purpose is to be shared with others. That's why when I see the dozens of pages in the TMT20 and TCAT threads I find that inspiring.

I feel like I haven't been able to contribute as much as I would like to Talossan culture, so I would like to focus some of my immediate future efforts on supporting new forms of group activities. If anyone considers supporting one, even just by participating, I would greatly appreciate it.


Some of the things that I've tought of are

- Talossan Book of Poetry 2023
I really liked El Pretz Poetry Contest last year, I thought that maybe if we could find a couple (or even taking those from last year into account) of poems from a bunch of participants we can do a nice little e-book.

- Doing a flyer to staple around the Faculty of Political Science (a few steps from my work) to make people curious and make them go to Talossa.com. Something like "Deputy Minister of Foreign Affairs Wanted" or something to make them dream instantly.

- Champions League / Provincial Representation
Now that Messi and Ronaldo are out of Europe I think the Champions League is a bit less exciting, although if Fiova can pick a team... you know the drill. Also, I don't know how much are you fellow talossans into "soccer". I always root for Italian teams but they have been doing very bad for a couple of years.

Does any of these ideas sound like something you would like to do too?

Do you have any ideas you could share?
#8
Fiôvâ / Fiovan bikes.
September 05, 2023, 08:29:20 PM


In january, I went to my nearest feminist and vegan bike/coffee shop and bought the only bike big enough for this 5'11" dude.

I bought a small bag to hang from the handlebars (seen in the pic) which broke because I put it wrong and it fell and it got entangled with the wheel and I made a mess at 5:30am. That didn't stop me from traveling 15km tho, half of them against the wind to finally arrive at school at 6:50 to my 7:10 class.

That was my first week with this bike. I changed being an Art School teacher to become a coffee shop dude. Now I do runs to buy vegan bread every wednesday morning to sell in the Coffee shop.

This bike gave my wife enough motivation to learn how to ride a bike, because her father never bothered. So it has given me a lot of happy moments in this eight months, this bike.

Do you have bikes?
I know @Audrada Roibeardet do.

What's the best and worst story about your bikes?
#9
Azul, speaking as a citizen of the Kingdom of Talossa and the province of Fiôvâ, I'd like to present my Application to establish an Embassy in Monterrey, Mexico.
I adress the place, location, pictures, my promise to display the flag and Kingdom's Coat of arms and information about The Kingdom of Talossa.


#10

Esteemed members of the General Assembly (that means everyone) of the Free Province of Fiôvâ (that's us):

According to the Constitution of our Province, elections for a three-person Praisidïeu (standing committee of the General Assembly) will be held at the same time as every Cosa election. This election will run from September 15th until October 1st, 2023.

Under the Fiôván Elections and Referendums Law (ERL), Title I Section 3, as Secretary of State I am required to submit to the General Assembly the rules by which we will carry out this election.

Therefore, I hereby declare that the rules for the upcoming election of the Praisidïeu will be as follows:

1. Nominations for the Praisidïeu (Title III Sections 1-2) will open on August 23, 2023 and will close 15 days after that, on September 8th.
.
Under Title III Section 2.1, such a nomination includes the candidate's full name; their party affiliation (if any); and a statement, no longer than fifty words, of the candidate's aims and objectives (optional).

Please make these nominations in this thread, or by personal communication with myself.

2. The period between close of nominations and start of voting (Title III Section 4) will therefore be one week, as determined by the Chancery's timetable for the national elections.

3. the actual process of voting and the production of the "ballot paper" (Title II Section 2) will be delegated to the National Chancery, whom I have asked to use the same voting mechanism as used for Senäts elections. This will allow "write-in" candidates (Title III, Section 5.3.1): the voters may give any citizen, not just the officially nominated candidates, a preference.
4. Once the Chancery reports all the votes, I will count them using the OpaVote website using "ERS97 STV" rules. I certify that this will provide a result as close as makes no difference to that set out in our law. (Title V, Section 12).


Who's up for it? Who's still here? Let's GOOOOO! .
#11

Ministrà dal Zefençù
Büreu dal Ministreu

BE008-2023
2023.08.15
TO: THE ZOUAVES OF THE ROYAL BODYGUARD.
SUBJECT: PROMOTION OF CITIZEN MARCEL EðO PARIESCU TAFIAL, UrGP. 

In recognition of designing a Talossan-themed set of playing cards and making it available to all citizens who wish to make their own set, as the publication of this letter, citizen
MARCEL EðO PARIESCU TAFIAL, UrGP
is promoted to the next rank in his career within Els Zuávs da l'Altahál Rexhitál.

Enlisted citizens of the Zouaves who contribute in creating a richer environment in the great Kingdom of Talossa, whose work pushes further the cultural frontier of Talossanity shall be recognized for we exaltate those who dare to do something worthy.

Congratulations, Private First Class MARCEL EðO PARIESCU TAFIAL.


BRÅNEU EXCELSIO
MINISTER OF DEFENCE







#12

Ministrà dal Zefençù
Büreu dal Ministreu

BE008-2023
2023.08.15
TO: THE ZOUAVES OF THE ROYAL BODYGUARD.
SUBJECT: PROMOTION OF CITIZEN ÞERXH SANT-ENOGAT.   

In recognition of the intellectual creation, realization and documentation of the trip to the Talossan island of Cézembre, baptized as
Euro Haxh 2023
 by himself, as the publication of this letter, citizen ÞERXH SANT-ENOGAT is to be recognized with the rank of PRIVATE SECOND CLASS within Els Zuávs da l'Altahál Rexhitál.

Enlisted citizens of the Zouaves who contribute in creating a richer environment in the great Kingdom of Talossa, whose work pushes further the cultural frontier of Talossanity shall be recognized for we exaltate those who dare to do something worthy.

Congratulations, Private Second Class ÞERXH SANT-ENOGAT.

BRÅNEU EXCELSIO
MINISTER OF DEFENCE



#13
Wittenberg / Maricopan Poker Tournament 2023
August 14, 2023, 05:58:13 PM

I've done it, people. I've set a date and a Google Calendar event to remind you of it:
Maricopan Poker Tournament 2023 - Google Calendar Event

Who shall bask in eternal glory after that night?
Will one of you just go All In every Hand till someone ragequits?
Will I be kicked out in the first hand?
Let's hope not, please!

So join the fun :) Let's get together and talk and have fun while bluffing our ways through the game.

Sunday, August 27th.
11am Talossan Time.
Estimated time: 90 minutes if 4-5 players join the game.


#14
MINISTRÀ DAL ZEFENÇÙ


Exhibition of citizen Mic'haglh Autófil 
BE006-2023
2023.07.24

TO: THE ZOUAVES OF THE ROYAL BODYGUARD
SUBJECT: PROMOTION OF CITIZEN IAN PLÄTSCHISCH.

In recognition of the efforts made by Specialist MIC'HAGLH AUTÓFIL in establishing the

Aßociù da Futbol Talossan 2023,

an activity that fosters enjoyment and brings Talossans together, we extend our appreciation and this activity is now an acknowledged exhibition for the Zouaves of the Royal Bodyguard.

Enlisted citizens who dare to take the initiative in nurturing a vibrant and welcoming environment, enriching the cultural fabric of Talossa, shall be recognized for we exaltate those who dare to do something worthy.


Congratulations, Specialist Mic'haglh Autófil.
BRÅNEU EXCELSIO
MINISTER OF DEFENCE[/center]



#15
    MINISTRÀ DELS AFAES UTPHÄTSESCHTI
    MINISTRY OF FOREIGN AFFAIRS

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE


Pedaling for a Cause: Join the Talossan Flag Ride!


Dear Talossan citizens,

I am thrilled to announce the launch of a donation drive that will unite us for a worthy cause. Get ready to participate in the Talossan Flag Ride, a  special event where everyone gets to make a meaningful impact!

Here's the deal: For every donor who contributes with $5 USD or more, I'll be jumping on my bike, with the magnificent Talossan flag proudly waving atop a pole mounted on my trusty steed, as I zoom around Fundidora Park.

But wait, there's more.

Here's the twist that will get your name echoing through the park: I'll be shouting out your name every 30 seconds, record the whole thing and upload it here.

Together, let's celebrate our global community and showcase our commitment to making a difference.

The donations will be sent in their entirety to the UN Trust Fund to End Violence Against Women.


You can donate right at https://talossa.com/



Stay tuned for the videos capturing each lap, where your generosity will shine brightly and loudly.

Thank you for your support, and let's pedal towards a better world together!

Bråneu Excelsio.
Minister of Foreign Affairs.
#16
WHEREAS there is a need for a clear guide to establish embassies and
WHEREAS such a guide would be useful for future generations seeking to establish embassies in non-traditional locations such as a bars, restaurants, coffee shops, or other public establishments

THEREFORE be enacted by the law, Cosa and Ziu the following text shall be added to El Lexhatx as the seventh Subsection of Subsection six of Section two of Title D, under the Ministry of Foreign Affairs.

Quote2.6.7.1 Any Talossan citizen living in another country can petition the Ministry of Foreign Affairs to establish an embassy in the country of their residence.

2.6.7.2 The petition must include a proposal to establish the embassy in a suitable location, such as a bar, restaurant, coffee shop, or other public establishment open to the public. This must include a description of the physical space with pictures.

2.6.7.3 The petition must also include a promise to display information about Talossa in the establishment. This information shall be displayed in a frame that must include:
1. The talossan flag.
2. The King's Coat of Arms.
3. Brief description of Talossa.

2.6.7.4 The Ministry of Foreign Affairs shall review the petition and consider the suitability of the proposed location and the potential benefits of establishing an embassy there. The Ministry may request additional information from the petitioner if necessary.

2.6.7.5 If the Ministry approves the petition, it shall announce the decision and work with the petitioner to establish the embassy.

2.6.7.6 Once permission has been granted, the embassy should operate in accordance with all local laws and regulations, and should maintain good relations with the host country's government and people.

2.6.7.7 The Ministry shall maintain a list of all authorized Embassies, including their locations, names, and contact information.

2.6.7.8  Authorized Embassies shall be subject to periodic review and evaluation by the Ministry to ensure compliance with the conditions of authorization and the standards of the Talossan government.

2.6.7.9 Any violation of the conditions of authorization or the standards of the Talossan government by an Embassy may result in revocation of the authorization and closure of the Embassy. The Ministry shall notify the petitioner in writing of the reason for the revocation and closure.




Uréu q'estadra så:
Bråneu Excelsio,
Minister of Foreign Affairs.
#17
El Glheþ Talossan / Zodiac signs
April 19, 2023, 08:36:46 PM


I looked them up in L'Översteir but no results.
C'e bisertéu.

Also, no direct translation for "eerie" I believe.
#18
EDIT: Updated.

WHEREAS there is a need for a clear guide to establish embassies and
WHEREAS such a guide would be useful for future generations seeking to establish embassies in non-traditional locations such as a bars, restaurants, coffee shops, or other public establishments

THEREFORE be enacted by the law, Cosa and Ziu the following text shall be added to El Lexhatx as the seventh Subsection of Subsection six of Section two of Title D, under the Ministry of Foreign Affairs.

Quote2.6.7.1 Any Talossan citizen living in another country can petition the Ministry of Foreign Affairs to establish an embassy in the country of their residence.

2.6.7.2 The petition must include a proposal to establish the embassy in a suitable location, such as a bar, restaurant, coffee shop, or other public establishment open to the public. This must include a description of the physical space with pictures.

2.6.7.3 The petition must also include a promise to display information about Talossa in the establishment. This information shall be displayed in a frame that must include:
1. The talossan flag.
2. The King's Coat of Arms.
3. Brief description of Talossa.

2.6.7.4 The Ministry of Foreign Affairs shall review the petition and consider the suitability of the proposed location and the potential benefits of establishing an embassy there. The Ministry may request additional information from the petitioner if necessary.

2.6.7.5 If the Ministry approves the petition, it shall announce the decision and work with the petitioner to establish the embassy.

2.6.7.6 Once permission has been granted, the embassy should operate in accordance with all local laws and regulations, and should maintain good relations with the host country's government and people.

2.6.7.7 The Ministry shall maintain a list of all authorized Embassies, including their locations, names, and contact information.

2.6.7.8  Authorized Embassies shall be subject to periodic review and evaluation by the Ministry to ensure compliance with the conditions of authorization and the standards of the Talossan government.

2.6.7.9 Any violation of the conditions of authorization or the standards of the Talossan government by an Embassy may result in revocation of the authorization and closure of the Embassy. The Ministry shall notify the petitioner in writing of the reason for the revocation and closure.




Uréu q'estadra så:
Bråneu Excelsio,
Minister of Foreign Affairs.
#19
MINISTRÀ DAL ZEFENÇÙ


Promotion of Danihel Txechescu

BE005-2023
2023.04.18

TO: THE ZOUAVES OF THE ROYAL BODYGUARD
SUBJECT: PROMOTION OF DANIHEL TXECHESCU


In recognition of the service work of

recovering Wittenberg.talossa.com and restoring its functionality after a major technical collapse,

citizen DANIHEL TXECHESCU's actions are recognized as a Zouaves exhibition.
The Wittenberg website is a crucial component of Talossa's digital infrastructure, and the restoration of its functionality was a vital service to the Kingdom. Danihel's dedication to restoring the site and ensuring its stability is a testament to his service to the Kingdom.

As of the publication of this letter, Citizen DANIHEL TXECHESCU is to be promoted to PRIVATE FIRST CLASS within Els Zuávs da l'Altahál Rexhitál.

Enlisted citizens who contribute to creating a stronger and more resilient Talossa, whose work pushes forward the technological frontier of Talossanity, shall be recognized, for we exalt those who dare to do something worthy.
Congratulations, Private First Class Danihel Txechescu.


#20
MINISTRÀ DAL ZEFENÇÙ


Promotion of Breneir Tzaracomprada

BE004-2023
2023.04.18


TO: THE ZOUAVES OF THE ROYAL BODYGUARD
SUBJECT: PROMOTION OF CITIZEN BRENEIR TZARACOMPRADA.

In recognition of the cultural work of creating and regularly producing quality content in the media
"Fora Talossa",
citizen BRENEIR TZARACOMPRADA's actions are recognized as a Zouaves exhibition.
"Fora Talossa" has been instrumental in promoting Talossan culture and its values, keeping Talossans informed of important events.

As of the publication of this letter, Citizen BRENEIR TZARACOMPRADA is to be promoted to PRIVATE FIRST CLASS within Els Zuávs da l'Altahál Rexhitál.
Enlisted citizens who contribute to creating a richer environment in the great Kingdom of Talossa, whose work pushes further the cultural frontier of Talossanity, shall be recognized, for we exalt those who dare to do something worthy.

Congratulations, Private First Class Breneir Tzaracomprada.

BRÅNEU EXCELSIO
MINISTER OF DEFENCE