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#101
18th Convocation of the Provincial Assembly of Maritiimi-Maxhestic

Given I am still technically the Grand Specific Undersecretary, I am the only one left in a provincial executive role, which gives me the best authority to open this convocation.

Members, besides myself, are:
-Sir Alexandreu Davinescu
-Jordan Placie
-Cresti d.I. Nouacastra-L.
#102
I'm tired of waiting. The M3 can come here and make this official when he gets around to it.

I stake my claim
#103
Wittenberg / The LCC Executive Platform
July 22, 2020, 06:46:43 PM
When I wrote the manifesto of the League of Centre Conservatives, I was as big-tent as possible; after all, we are now the only party in a space that used to be occupied by two, and sometimes three, different parties. Therefore, I left out details of how we would govern were we to win the election. However, it's important that voters know we have a plan, beyond simply being a pro-Monarchist party, and therefore we present
The LCC Executive Platform
PRIME MINISTRY
-We will reintroduce the Prime Minister's Days of Observance program, which was so popular when I implemented it during the 52nd Cosa that it got its own TalossaWiki page. I pledge to eat as many weird sandwiches as necessary, not only to encourage editing the wiki, but also other initiatives such as a fundraising drive, interaction with new citizens, etc.
-We will create a clear list of what government positions are open and how to apply for them. I also won't hesitate to fire anyone who is not doing anything with their post (I've done it before); vacancies are OK because there is the possibility someone will come along and get active in the post.

STUFF
-We will continue to find fun uses for Talossan social media accounts, such as the excessive celebrations of Maritiimi-Maxhestic Istuporaziua on Twitter and the "This Day in History" series on Facebook
-We will create a refreshed version of "What's Happening in Talossa?" to make it easier for new and returning citizens to get involved.

CULTURE
-Ministers will be expected to lead by example and coordinate and participate in cultural initiatives outside of Government.

FINANCE
-We will investigate partially diversifying the Kingdom's portfolio, which currently is held exclusively in a savings account, into higher-yielding assets
-We will conduct a fundraising campaign to raise money for the Kingdom

FOREIGN
-We will market our coins and stamps to members of the micronational community
-We will investigate ways to become involved in programs in the Greater Talossan Area

INTERIOR
-We will produce physical manifestations of Talossan citizenship, such as ID cards, citizenship certificates, and donation certificates
-We will attempt to arrange a trip to Cezembre for citizens who are able to attend
#104
Maritiimi-Maxhestic / Where is the Assembly Call?
July 19, 2020, 09:54:50 PM
We're almost 1/3 of the way through the election and our M3 has somehow found the time to conduct his Senate campaign, but not the two minutes it would take to open the Assembly Call for the 18th Convocation. He has been repeatedly reminded to do this, I might add.
#105
Azul,

You may have received an email recently from the Free Democrats urging you to vote for my opponent in the ongoing Senate election. The email contains several bold claims, many of which misrepresent my record and views. Please give me some time to prepare a response before voting based on the information in that email.

EDIT: Here is my response:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Me58aT9CbK8

Many thanks,
Ian Plätschisch
Senator for Maritiimi-Maxhestic
#106
I can't wait any longer for the Maximally Magnificent Majordomo to open the official thread calling for declarations of Senate candidacies (given it is the night before the elections starts and I am about to go to bed), so this serves as an announcement that I am seeking reelection to the Senate to continue to represent the great province of Maritiimi-Maxhestic.

My 50-word statement is "For all my time as a citizen of the Kingdom, Maritiimi-Maxhestic has been near and dear to my heart. I have served in the Assembly since the 11th Convocation, filled all three provincial executive positions, and authored the Comprehensive Body of Law Act. Allow me to keep working for you!"
#107
Are you ready for a conservative party that actually does something?

For years, the representatives of Talossan conservatives in the Ziu have left much to be desired. Rarely did they ever take part in political discussion: As far back as the 50th Cosa, it was in fact the MRPT, not the RUMP, that did most of the campaigning in favor of a non-figurehead Monarchy. The 54th Cosa's attempt at conservative representation, the ZPT, was so hapless that it did not even claim its Cosa seats at all!

Talossans passionate about preserving the Monarchy deserve better representation than that.

Centrists, too, need an alternative to parties that embrace plans to disassemble the Senate and the provinces.

Finally, it has been ages since the Government had to deal with any serious opposition. Even if you are not a conservative, or if I am not your preferred spokesperson for Talossan conservatism, you have to admit I have been active in Talossa for more than five years, and that I know how to lead the effort to hold the governing parties to account. I know how they work; I've been in Government with them for the better part of those five years! Know your enemy.

Here in the League of Centre Conservatives, we have a very simple manifesto:
- We believe the King should be more than a powerless figurehead
- We believe the provinces, and their representation in the Senate, is an important facet of Talossan culture and politics
- We believe the Government should have to face an active opposition

Without the LCC, anyone more conservative than the Free Democrats (a serious chunk of Talossa's population, I'd say) would have no representation in the upcoming election. This is a large group of people to try to unify, consisting of many viewpoints, experiences, temperaments, prior political movements, etc. I named it "League" for a reason; I am not demanding your loyalty or writing a novella-length manifesto. The goal here is simple; give some amount of representation to a group of Talossans who have lacked it for a long time.

We are in pretty desperate need of citizens to hold our Cosa seats. Whether a citizen for one day or twenty years, if this message resonates with you, post here or send me a message.

Long live the King!

#108
Wittenberg / No La S'chinteia in July
July 01, 2020, 06:30:18 PM
Between the holiday coming up, an internship I started last week, and two big exams this summer, it is not really feasible for me to put out La S'chinteia this month. It should be back in August though.
#109
Wittenberg / La S'chinteia Volume XII
June 01, 2020, 12:02:24 PM

Volume XII is out!
To celebrate one year of La S'chinteia, Volume XII is out three days early!


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#110
Wittenberg / Citizenship Petition for Nick K.
May 27, 2020, 01:56:37 PM
WHEREAS it has been more than a fortnight since Nick K. first posted on Wittenberg, following his introduction to the citizens of the Kingdom by officers of the Interior Ministry, and

WHEREAS he has in that time demonstrated an active, genuine, and longstanding interest in Talossan life, culture, and language, and

WHEREAS he desires citizenship in the Kingdom of Talossa, and

WHEREAS by all indications it appears that he would be a loyal and dedicated citizen, and a credit to this nation if he obtains the grant of citizenship he requests, and

WHEREAS I have corresponded with him on lichess.org,


THEREFORE I, Ian Plätschisch, a citizen in good standing of the Province of Maritiimi-Maxhestic and of the Kingdom of Talossa, do by these presents petition the Secretary of State Glüc da Dhi to issue a grant of citizenship to Nick K., as specified by law.


Petition submitted today, 27th day of May, 2020/XL.
#111
Wittenberg / La S'chinteia Volume XI
May 04, 2020, 11:49:48 AM

Volume XI is out!


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#112
Wittenberg / La S'chinteia Still Needs More Writers
April 22, 2020, 02:06:17 PM
If you are, for whatever reason, finding yourself with more time on your hands than usual, why not write for La S'chinteia? It's tough out there for magazines with one regular contributor. Articles can be about pretty much anything, Talossa-related or not.

"If you want to write it, we want to publish it"
#113
El Viestül/The Lobby / Nomination to the UC
April 22, 2020, 02:03:01 PM
I hereby nominate Alexandreu Davinescu to the Uppermost Cort.
#114
Wittenberg / La S'chinteia Volume X
April 04, 2020, 12:09:47 PM

Volume X is out!
And is available here immediately
It's not a face mask but it's the best I can do


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#115
Azul,

It's been suggested that I offer some kind of math course here, and maybe I will. First I would need to know if people are interested at all, and what they are interested in.
#116
Wittenberg / La S'chinteia Volume IX
March 05, 2020, 10:15:02 PM

Volume IX is out!
And is available here

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#117
Maritiimi-Maxhestic / Merging With Vuode Poll
March 01, 2020, 12:32:15 PM
As I've pointed out elsewhere, MM and Vuode are Talossa's two least populous provinces. If a merger can happen anywhere, it's going to happen here.
#118
Wittenberg / A Citizen's Proposal of Honors
January 06, 2020, 01:54:02 PM
I occasionally have email correspondence with citizen J.K. Kelley, who, coincidentally, is an active member on the coin forum on which I advertised our five louis coins and kindly vouched that it was legit. I recently received this message from him and he asked that I post it.

***

QuoteHow many Talossans have received orders of knighthood? According to the wiki, the number is twelve for the Order of the Nation. The text:

QuoteThe Crown recognises worthy citizens, offering them admission into the order for long and dedicated service to the nation, or for particular acts of valour in the defence of the realm.

I submit that Royal Archivist @GV is extraordinarily deserving of this honor. So much so in fact that, if he doesn't qualify for it, I can't think of who might.

For years, and with only modest assistance, GV been gathering up every Talossan archive he could find, putting them into some semblance of order, and making the information available to all. You probably saw his recent publication of the texts of the Big History and Ar Pats, complete with Talossan name repair so as to protect the public anonymity of those who might desire it. I'm a professional editor, and I can tell you that this must have required enormous amounts of work and dedication. You certainly didn't see me stepping up to do any of it.

He has done this work without embroilment in the political mudflinging that so pollutes the Talossan political environment, for no compensation, on his own time and initiative. Without his efforts, much would have been lost or mislaid, and far less would likely be available to the public. That meets any rational standard for dedicated service. As for length of service, he showed up not long after my original involvement in Talossa. How long ago? He first appears on the scene, according to Ar Pats which he just republished, in 2002.

He's been at this for seventeen years. That's almost long enough for a Dandelion to be born, grow up, and attain adult citizenship. That's "long" by any reasonable definition of the term. All this time, he has done his best for reconciliation, historical preservation, and cultural progress. So far as I'm aware, he doesn't have an enemy in Talossa. I am confident that you, and a majority of any segment of the population one might select, would agree that GV has been one of the best things ever to happen to the Kingdom, the Republic, and again the Kingdom. I have a difficult time imagining any grounds on which even a small minority could dissent from that statement.
#119
Wittenberg / Distain on Vacation
December 19, 2019, 11:07:17 AM
I will be mostly to totally unavailable from today until January 3rd
#120
Wittenberg / [STUFF] Coin Sales
December 16, 2019, 12:45:40 PM
Do non-Talossans want our coins? Time to find out.

https://www.ngccoin.com/boards/topic/418742-talossan-5-louis-coins/