The Ministry of STUFF would like to respond to and clarify certain statements made in the partisan press of the Talossan National Congress, to whit:
QuoteIn three successive issues of the official Government news, L'Chronica, they inexplicably failed to mention their own blockade
1. The name of the Government's official news sheet is
La C'hronica.
2.
La C'hronica is
prohibited by law from publishing articles referring to political parties by El Lexhatx 1.2.2.5.2, which would prohibit the SoS from distributing any issue which contained such articles. (The previous Secretary of State, Glüc da Dhi, rejected certain articles for
La C'hronica on precisely this point).
3. Talossa has a fine tradition of a partisan press, and a not-so-fine tradition of a press which tells outright lies for partisan benefit. It would be embarrassing if the latter were coming back, and I hope the TNC's honourable members will not support it.
4. The apparent surrender of the TNC's Anti-Monarchy Reform Blockade is a more pleasant topic that will be dealt with later.
Glad I could help. But seriously: if you think we should delete El Lexhatx C.1.2.2.5.2, then I'll consider it. But I would never have thought that the Opposition would support the Government parties blowing their own horn about how great they are and how embarrassing the Opposition are, in every citizen's mailbox once a month? I certainly never want to set a precedent that La C'hronica will become the TNC Newsletter if you guys should ever gain power.