Azul es Benveneschti, Si es Toct!The hunt for eternal glory, fame, and fortune upon the most illustrious of sporting pitches the world 'round begins tonight! Seven teams will be competing for the three open spots in the Talossan Football Association for the 2023 season, and six of those begin their hunt today! Without further ado, our opening round of scores!
Torps Rexhitais dels Zuavs 16 – 10 Aspireirs del Tour
Cnec'hts del CNT 17 – 7 Touristans de Sant-Enogat
MinXhust Savaes Savaxheux 25 – 18 Pätriots del PdR
This leaves our preliminary standings looking like this:
Pld W L PF PA Diff Win % Pts
1 Cnec'hts del CNT 1 1 0 17 7 +10 1.000 3
2 MinXhust Savaes Savaxheux 1 1 0 25 18 +7 1.000 3
3 Torps Rexhitais dels Zuavs 1 1 0 16 10 +6 1.000 3
4 Squilats da Cjovaní 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.000 0
5 Aspireirs del Tour 1 0 1 10 16 −6 0.000 0
6 Pätriots del PdR 1 0 1 18 25 −7 0.000 0
7 Touristans de Sant-Enogat 1 0 1 7 17 −10 0.000 0
YES!!!!!!!!!! A great start to the season!!!
Same starting position as for TCAT part 1.. but the Tourists never give up !
AFT -- 2023 Qualificaziun -- Ziuă 2
Touristans de Sant-Enogat 12 – 17 MinXhust Savaes Savaxheux
Aspireirs del Tour 19 – 7 Cnec'hts del CNT
Squilats da Cjovaní 30 – 3 Torps Rexhitais dels Zuavs
Last year's runner up, Els Squilats, make a strong start towards rejoining the full league's season with a
crushing defeat of the Zouaves > . >
The standings after Day 2!
Pld W L PF PA Diff Win % Pts
1 MinXhust Savaes Savaxheux 2 2 0 42 30 +12 1.000 6
2 Squilats da Cjovaní 1 1 0 30 3 +27 1.000 3
3 Torps Rexhitais dels Zuavs 2 1 1 19 40 −21 0.500 3
4 Aspireirs del Tour 2 1 1 29 23 +6 0.500 3
5 Cnec'hts del CNT 2 1 1 24 26 −2 0.500 3
6 Pätriots del PdR 1 0 1 18 25 −7 0.000 0
7 Touristans de Sant-Enogat 2 0 2 19 34 −15 0.000 0
Allow me to take a moment and give a little peek behind the curtain here: the scorinator program uses a skill value for each participating team, anywhere from 0 to 1. Those are put in by myself, but I use a little fancy math and an RNG to arrive at the value for each team (and also set it so that it cannot output a skill value less than 0.65 to try and keep games at least reasonably competitive). Last year, I put each team into the algorithm I created with the same "input" level of skill, so that it would be truly random which teams had more skill than others -- only a few different values emerged, but it should be noted that the two finalists were among teams with the lowest of the values the formula produced. This year, an additional factor was considered: where your team finished last year. Teams with a better finishing position were more likely to see their skill value decrease this year, and those who finished lower were more likely to see their skill increase -- and both of these by a larger degree the further to either extreme they finished. As a result, Cjovani actually saw their skill drop to the 0.65 minimum -- which is exactly where all the other new teams are starting at, meaning we have seven teams with identical skill values in this qualification pool.
This is all a very long-winded way of saying that the math will almost certainly lead towards quite a few 3-3 records, so teams near the bottom should see their fortunes reverse soon -- and teams near the top shouldn't feel too comfortable...
AFT -- 2023 Qualificaziun -- Ziuă 3
Cnec'hts del CNT 26 – 12 Squilats da Cjovaní
MinXhust Savaes Savaxheux 23 – 15 Aspireirs del Tour
Pätriots del PdR 18 – 8 Touristans de Sant-Enogat
The Bluebirds manage to live up to the "Savage" portion of their name, becoming the final remaining undefeated team. However, there are three teams that now have a game in hand on them -- can any of those close the gap?
Standings:
Pld W L PF PA Diff Win % Pts
1 MinXhust Savaes Savaxheux 3 3 0 65 45 +20 1.000 9
2 Cnec'hts del CNT 3 2 1 50 38 +12 0.667 6
3 Squilats da Cjovaní 2 1 1 42 29 +13 0.500 3
4 Pätriots del PdR 2 1 1 36 33 +3 0.500 3
5 Torps Rexhitais dels Zuavs 2 1 1 19 40 −21 0.500 3
6 Aspireirs del Tour 3 1 2 44 46 −2 0.333 3
7 Touristans de Sant-Enogat 3 0 3 27 52 −25 0.000 0
Also I missed posting last night so Saturday will have a double-post in order to keep things on schedule.
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Yeah, hard luck, man. What did you do to Autofil that he's coming after you so hard?
Quote from: Baron Alexandreu Davinescu on June 02, 2023, 11:51:21 AMYeah, hard luck, man. What did you do to Autofil that he's coming after you so hard?
I demand an audit of the random number generator ;-)
AFT -- 2023 Qualificaziun -- Ziuă 4
Aspireirs del Tour 25 – 15 Pätriots del PdR
Squilats da Cjovaní 16 – 13 MinXhust Savaes Savaxheux
Torps Rexhitais dels Zuavs 15 – 30 Cnec'hts del CNT
The runners-up from last year manage to be the first team to knock off the Bluebirds -- and things are starting to bunch up a bit at the top...
Standings:
Pld W L PF PA Diff Win % Pts
1 Cnec'hts del CNT 4 3 1 80 53 +27 0.750 9
2 MinXhust Savaes Savaxheux 4 3 1 78 61 +17 0.750 9
3 Squilats da Cjovaní 3 2 1 58 42 +16 0.667 6
4 Aspireirs del Tour 4 2 2 69 61 +8 0.500 6
5 Pätriots del PdR 3 1 2 51 58 −7 0.333 3
6 Torps Rexhitais dels Zuavs 3 1 2 34 70 −36 0.333 3
7 Touristans de Sant-Enogat 3 0 3 27 52 −25 0.000 0
Quote from: þerxh Sant-Enogat on June 02, 2023, 12:43:11 PMQuote from: Baron Alexandreu Davinescu on June 02, 2023, 11:51:21 AMYeah, hard luck, man. What did you do to Autofil that he's coming after you so hard?
I demand an audit of the random number generator ;-)
Honestly? Same, this is some bull.
(Though I will say I know the scores for tomorrow morning's post already, and I think a few people will be surprised...whether that be pleasantly so is anyone's guess at this point.)
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AFT -- 2023 Qualificaziun -- Ziuă 5
MinXhust Savaes Savaxheux 37 – 3 Torps Rexhitais dels Zuavs
Pätriots del PdR 10 – 25 Squilats da Cjovaní
Touristans de Sant-Enogat 14 – 8 Aspireirs del Tour
With a close but well-fought victory over the TCAT squad, Els Touristans become the final group to notch a win! Also noteworthy (perhaps more so, if you ask the Avocat-Xheneral) is the qualification of the Justice Ministry's team to this year's regular season. However, no teams are yet eliminated; with six teams fighting for the two remaining spots, it's sure to be a down-to-the-wire finish!
Standings:
Pld W L PF PA Diff Win % Pts
q 1 MinXhust Savaes Savaxheux 5 4 1 115 64 +51 0.800 12
2 Cnec'hts del CNT 4 3 1 80 53 +27 0.750 9
3 Squilats da Cjovaní 4 3 1 83 52 +31 0.750 9
4 Aspireirs del Tour 5 2 3 77 75 +2 0.400 6
5 Pätriots del PdR 4 1 3 61 83 −22 0.250 3
6 Touristans de Sant-Enogat 4 1 3 41 60 −19 0.250 3
7 Torps Rexhitais dels Zuavs 4 1 3 37 107 −70 0.250 3
q - Qualified for 2023 regular season
The Avocat-Xheneral is pleased to announce that
@Mic'haglh Autófil, MC EiP is no longer in danger of prosecution under the special "arbitrary spite felony" classification of crimes, now that our team has qualified.
Corruption! Clearly there's no justice in Talossan football...
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You should relax. Seems like you're two tents.
Quote from: Baron Alexandreu Davinescu on June 04, 2023, 04:31:12 PMYou should relax. Seems like you're two tents.
This is perhaps the dirtiest-feeling 'like' I've ever given a post on Witt.
Well done.
Quote from: Baron Alexandreu Davinescu on June 04, 2023, 04:31:12 PMYou should relax. Seems like you're two tents.
I see that you could not resist the temptation
AFT -- 2023 Qualificaziun -- Ziuă 6
Squilats da Cjovaní 24 – 10 Touristans de Sant-Enogat
Torps Rexhitais dels Zuavs 30 – 8 Pätriots del PdR
Cnec'hts del CNT 15 – 8 MinXhust Savaes Savaxheux
Cjovani stake their claim in the summer's action with a decisive victory, and
els Zuavs, despite a complete thrashing of
els Pätriots, find themselves coming up short. The Knights of the TNC eke out a win over the Ministry of Justice -- a squad resting their starters, no doubt -- to allow them and the Benitian Buckeyes to leapfrog
els Savaes Savaxheux.
Standings:
Pld W L PF PA Diff. Win % Pts
q 1 Cnec'hts del CNT 5 4 1 95 61 +34 0.800 12
q 2 Squilats da Cjovaní 5 4 1 107 62 +45 0.800 12
q 3 MinXhust Savaes Savaxheux 6 4 2 123 79 +44 0.667 12
e 4 Torps Rexhitais dels Zuavs 5 2 3 67 115 −48 0.400 6
e 5 Aspireirs del Tour 5 2 3 77 75 +2 0.400 6
e 6 Pätriots del PdR 5 1 4 69 113 −44 0.200 3
e 7 Touristans de Sant-Enogat 5 1 4 51 84 −33 0.200 3
q - Qualified for 2023 regular season
e - Eliminated from qualification
And thus, we have our three participants! Cjovani will resume their place in the North Division, while the Justice Ministry and TNC teams will be randomly assigned (one to the North, and one to the South).
However, it should be noted that there
is still one more day of qualification games on the schedule -- and the results here
do play a part in assigning skill values next year, so our four eliminated teams will see just how their fortunes are likely to shake out next spring.
AFT -- 2023 Qualificaziun -- Ziuă 7
Pätriots del PdR 31 – 15 Cnec'hts del CNT
Touristans de Sant-Enogat 21 – 25 Torps Rexhitais dels Zuavs
Aspireirs del Tour 15 – 17 Squilats da Cjovaní
Ending their qualification runs with wins is nice for
els Zuavs es els Pätriots, but ultimately moot as it proves to be too little, too late. On the bright side, for the four eliminated teams, they should see their skill values increase greatly next season -- and of course in the meantime can cheer on their province!
Standings:
Pld W L PF PA Diff. Win % Pts
q 1 Squilats da Cjovaní 6 5 1 124 77 +47 0.833 15
q 2 Cnec'hts del CNT 6 4 2 110 92 +18 0.667 12
q 3 MinXhust Savaes Savaxheux 6 4 2 123 79 +44 0.667 12
e 4 Torps Rexhitais dels Zuavs 6 3 3 92 136 −44 0.500 9
e 5 Aspireirs del Tour 6 2 4 92 92 0 0.333 6
e 6 Pätriots del PdR 6 2 4 100 128 −28 0.333 6
e 7 Touristans de Sant-Enogat 6 1 5 72 109 −37 0.167 3
q - Qualified for 2023 regular season
e - Eliminated from qualification
We started winning, we then got to be last and we finished in 4th place, what a ride for els Torps Rexhitais, it was a good run! Good luck to Cnec'hts del CNT and MinXhust Savaes because we all know the Squilats da Cjovaní are the League's favorites to win the trophy, all betting houses say so.
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