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Xheneral/General => L'Óspileu/The Chat Room => Topic started by: Bråneu Excelsio, UrN on May 28, 2024, 07:19:38 PM

Title: Pocket Monsters
Post by: Bråneu Excelsio, UrN on May 28, 2024, 07:19:38 PM
Anyone plays Pokémon Go?

I work at uni campus and we have 7 pokégyms and 25 pokéstops, it's Pokéheaven.

One time, I was with a co-worker attacking a Red gym and a red truck with tinted windows slowlyy creeped up on us, windows rolling down and there was a woman, 45-50 years old, and said "Are you the guys attacking the gym?"
It was scary at first but it was pretty much funny. She said "What's your code? let me add you".
Suddenly I was in a whatsapp groupchat with other 50 ppl, all who played in the near neighborhoods. But I spread the word and made the Campus groupchat, with other 50 ppl. It was the golden years of Pokémon Go, 2017-2018.

I stopped playing in 2020, came back this year, I'm level 42 and I have a shiny Articuno.

Do you play?
(https://i.imgur.com/sn8RSUv.png)
Picture for the absolute flex.
Title: Re: Pocket Monsters
Post by: Baron Alexandreu Davinescu on May 28, 2024, 07:37:59 PM
I don't play -- what's the flex? If I tell my students about your monster, will they be impressed?
Title: Re: Pocket Monsters
Post by: Bråneu Excelsio, UrN on May 28, 2024, 07:55:18 PM
Quote from: Baron Alexandreu Davinescu on May 28, 2024, 07:37:59 PMI don't play -- what's the flex? If I tell my students about your monster, will they be impressed?
Nice rhymes, Baron.
And sure, I will be sharin'
why a low leveled Charizard
goes that freaking hard


because to level up that pokemon
from charmander to charizard
I had to spend 100 pokecandies (had to had the luck of finding at least 30 charmanders, which appear only 2 months a year, with a chance of finding one 1/5 minutes, 5% luck every 100m walked.
and that kind of in-game investment is usually reserved to Great Stats Pokemon. Wasting 100 Candies in the worst charizard ever means I don't even care anymore because of how loaded I am of Charizards.
Title: Re: Pocket Monsters
Post by: Mic’haglh Autófil, O.Be on May 28, 2024, 08:23:55 PM
Quote from: Bråneu Excelsio on May 28, 2024, 07:55:18 PM
Quote from: Baron Alexandreu Davinescu on May 28, 2024, 07:37:59 PMI don't play -- what's the flex? If I tell my students about your monster, will they be impressed?
Nice rhymes, Baron.
And sure, I will be sharin'
why a low leveled Charizard
goes that freaking hard


because to level up that pokemon
from charmander to charizard
I had to spend 100 pokecandies (had to had the luck of finding at least 30 charmanders, which appear only 2 months a year, with a chance of finding one 1/5 minutes, 5% luck every 100m walked.
and that kind of in-game investment is usually reserved to Great Stats Pokemon. Wasting 100 Candies in the worst charizard ever means I don't even care anymore because of how loaded I am of Charizards.


Ok but those last two lines really didn't rhyme...
Title: Re: Pocket Monsters
Post by: Bråneu Excelsio, UrN on May 28, 2024, 08:27:29 PM
Quote from: Mic'haglh Autófil, SMC EiP on May 28, 2024, 08:23:55 PMOk but those last two lines really didn't rhyme...

Hahaha I can't even come up with a comeback for that :(
Title: Re: Pocket Monsters
Post by: Baron Alexandreu Davinescu on May 29, 2024, 10:42:46 AM
Quote from: Bråneu Excelsio on May 28, 2024, 07:55:18 PM
Quote from: Baron Alexandreu Davinescu on May 28, 2024, 07:37:59 PMI don't play -- what's the flex? If I tell my students about your monster, will they be impressed?
Nice rhymes, Baron.
And sure, I will be sharin'
why a low leveled Charizard
goes that freaking hard


because to level up that pokemon
from charmander to charizard
I had to spend 100 pokecandies (had to had the luck of finding at least 30 charmanders, which appear only 2 months a year, with a chance of finding one 1/5 minutes, 5% luck every 100m walked.
and that kind of in-game investment is usually reserved to Great Stats Pokemon. Wasting 100 Candies in the worst charizard ever means I don't even care anymore because of how loaded I am of Charizards.


Monsters are just not my thing
But I really like how you sing
You're laying down this rhyme
And I think that's so sublime
Mad respect to you, my friend
And good luck to you, without end

Still I do have to say
In kinda a rhyming way
You force these poor lil guys
To fight - you gotta recognize
It's unjust and I despise
Their permanent slavery.
Yo, free them all with bravery!