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Title: Talossan Space Agency proposal
Post by: Pôl dal Nordselvă on January 07, 2025, 12:21:32 PM
Greetings!

I am honored to be extended citizenship in this honored nation.

As a new citizen and someone who is eager to be a productive citizen, I propose the creation of the Talossan Space Agency. I am well versed in rocket technology and purposes of space agency activity. It would be my honor to propose designs for vehicle designs, testing, and full functionality. I will endeavor to make Talossa the first micronation with a space agency and the first micronation to space. It may seem frivolous or unattainable but it is my belief that we have the ability and desire to fulfill this mission.

May it please His Majesty,

Pôl dal Nordselvă, humble brother of King Txec.
Title: Re: Talossan Space Agency proposal
Post by: þerxh Sant-Enogat on January 07, 2025, 12:43:49 PM
https://wiki.talossa.com/Bureau_of_Space_Exploration_and_Rocketry
It's not the first time, but it's a very good idea to revive this !
Title: Re: Talossan Space Agency proposal
Post by: Miestră Schivă, UrN-GC on January 07, 2025, 12:44:42 PM
That stupid, snickery name sums up everything that infuriated me about the RUMP era of Talossa.
Title: Re: Talossan Space Agency proposal
Post by: þerxh Sant-Enogat on January 07, 2025, 12:53:17 PM
Quote from: Miestră Schivă, UrN on January 07, 2025, 12:44:42 PMThat stupid, snickery name sums up everything that infuriated me about the RUMP era of Talossa.
I also prefer COFFEE to BEER (dry january...)
Title: Re: Talossan Space Agency proposal
Post by: Breneir Tzaracomprada on January 07, 2025, 01:10:48 PM
Quote from: Pôl dal Nordselvă on January 07, 2025, 12:21:32 PMGreetings!

I am honored to be extended citizenship in this honored nation.

As a new citizen and someone who is eager to be a productive citizen, I propose the creation of the Talossan Space Agency. I am well versed in rocket technology and purposes of space agency activity. It would be my honor to propose designs for vehicle designs, testing, and full functionality. I will endeavor to make Talossa the first micronation with a space agency and the first micronation to space. It may seem frivolous or unattainable but it is my belief that we have the ability and desire to fulfill this mission.

May it please His Majesty,

Pôl dal Nordselvă, humble brother of King Txec.

I hope it gets revived without reference to any beverage.
Title: Re: Talossan Space Agency proposal
Post by: Miestră Schivă, UrN-GC on January 07, 2025, 01:17:23 PM
Actually, it's not as bad as the stupid pirate law (https://wiki.talossa.com/Law:The_%22Aarrrrgh,_Mateys%22_Act), in which s. 5 winkingly endorses sexual assault
Title: Re: Talossan Space Agency proposal
Post by: King Txec on January 07, 2025, 01:39:31 PM
I love the idea. It's good to see new citizens bring new ideas. Knowing my brother, it's far more likely to be Monty Pythons inspired than any beverage though :-)

- Txec R
Title: Re: Talossan Space Agency proposal
Post by: Breneir Tzaracomprada on January 07, 2025, 01:58:30 PM
Quote from: King Txec on January 07, 2025, 01:39:31 PMKnowing my brother, it's far more likely to be Monty Pythons inspired than any beverage though :-)

Now THAT would be fantastic
Title: Re: Talossan Space Agency proposal
Post by: Mic’haglh Autófil, O.Be on January 07, 2025, 02:03:40 PM
Quote from: King Txec on January 07, 2025, 01:39:31 PMI love the idea. It's good to see new citizens bring new ideas. Knowing my brother, it's far more likely to be Monty Pythons inspired than any beverage though :-)

- Txec R

"The people called Extraterrestrials, they go to the house?"
Title: Re: Talossan Space Agency proposal
Post by: Baron Alexandreu Davinescu on January 07, 2025, 02:11:58 PM
While some jokes are offensive, it's beyond me why anyone would be angry at the silly pun name "BEER" for an agency.

I think it'd be cool to see a revival of BEER, whether or not it keeps the same name.  It's not frivolous or unattainable -- it's awesome, and we've done it before!
Title: Re: Talossan Space Agency proposal
Post by: Miestră Schivă, UrN-GC on January 07, 2025, 02:41:44 PM
Well, it's part of the whole "cultural vibe" of the RUMP-era Talossa that absolutely repelled me - the whole "middle-aged, conservative, bearded, beer-drinking boy's club atmosphere"
Title: Re: Talossan Space Agency proposal
Post by: Pôl dal Nordselvă on January 07, 2025, 04:09:04 PM
Quote from: Miestră Schivă, UrN on January 07, 2025, 12:44:42 PMThat stupid, snickery name sums up everything that infuriated me about the RUMP era of Talossa.

I'm not sure what that means, I hope I didn't step into the middle of something negative.
Title: Re: Talossan Space Agency proposal
Post by: Pôl dal Nordselvă on January 07, 2025, 04:13:10 PM
Quote from: Breneir Tzaracomprada on January 07, 2025, 01:58:30 PM
Quote from: King Txec on January 07, 2025, 01:39:31 PMKnowing my brother, it's far more likely to be Monty Pythons inspired than any beverage though :-)

Now THAT would be fantastic


I think I am missing something here. However I am definitely a huge Monty Python fan. I think I can quote every line from "The Life of Brian" and most of "Holy Grail".

I promise if ever knighted that I won't say "Ni!" or demand a shrubbery.
Title: Re: Talossan Space Agency proposal
Post by: Baron Alexandreu Davinescu on January 07, 2025, 05:00:04 PM
Dama Miestra, I'm a beardless teetotaling liberal, but everyone should have their own fun - even if it's not the same as my fun. Goofy jokes about liking beer a lot seem completely harmless.

Pol: for some years, many prominent citizens ran in the same circles, and that's what's being referenced. It's not really the case anymore, but some bad feelings remain. You certainly did nothing wrong!

It was probably pretty surprising to find out we already had a space program before, eh?
Title: Re: Talossan Space Agency proposal
Post by: C. M. Siervicül on January 07, 2025, 05:25:23 PM
Quote from: Miestră Schivă, UrN on January 07, 2025, 01:17:23 PMActually, it's not as bad as the stupid pirate law (https://wiki.talossa.com/Law:The_%22Aarrrrgh,_Mateys%22_Act), in which s. 5 winkingly endorses sexual assault
Do let's try to be a little more charitable to our fellow Talossans than that. I don't suppose you've ever played Sid Meier's Pirates!?
Title: Re: Talossan Space Agency proposal
Post by: Pôl dal Nordselvă on January 07, 2025, 06:00:07 PM
Quote from: Baron Alexandreu Davinescu on January 07, 2025, 05:00:04 PMIt was probably pretty surprising to find out we already had a space program before, eh?

Not much of a surprise. I was just thinking that maybe somehow I could be a productive citizen. Ask His Majesty, both of us have never been benchwarmers, we like to be involved!
Title: Re: Talossan Space Agency proposal
Post by: Miestră Schivă, UrN-GC on January 07, 2025, 06:23:33 PM
I think I'm being very charitable in assuming that they didn't *think* about whether they were endorsing sexual assault, rather than that they were intentionally doing so. This is exactly what repelled those of us in the Republic about the "sausage party" atmosphere of the Kingdom in those days.

But of course the "beer, beer, beer" stuff just rubbed me personally the wrong way, not that it's objectively bad.
Title: Re: Talossan Space Agency proposal
Post by: King Txec on January 07, 2025, 07:32:12 PM
Your idea is good and I strongly encourage you to pursue it. Talossa has a long history (45 years) and there have been controversies. Don't let that dissuade you. As for being a benchwarmer, I've definitely never been that!

- Txec R
Title: Re: Talossan Space Agency proposal
Post by: King Txec on January 07, 2025, 07:41:39 PM
Quote from: Pôl dal Nordselvă on January 07, 2025, 04:13:10 PM
Quote from: Breneir Tzaracomprada on January 07, 2025, 01:58:30 PM
Quote from: King Txec on January 07, 2025, 01:39:31 PMKnowing my brother, it's far more likely to be Monty Pythons inspired than any beverage though :-)

Now THAT would be fantastic


I think I am missing something here. However I am definitely a huge Monty Python fan. I think I can quote every line from "The Life of Brian" and most of "Holy Grail".

I promise if ever knighted that I won't say "Ni!" or demand a shrubbery.

I just thought that based on your petition for arms and the references to Monty Python, you might use some of that here haha.

- Txec R
Title: Re: Talossan Space Agency proposal
Post by: Pôl dal Nordselvă on January 07, 2025, 10:57:44 PM
I think I hear the sound of horses hooves ... no, my mistake. They're using coconuts.

Title: Re: Talossan Space Agency proposal
Post by: xpb on January 08, 2025, 11:45:33 AM
Quote from: Pôl dal Nordselvă on January 07, 2025, 04:09:04 PM
Quote from: Miestră Schivă, UrN on January 07, 2025, 12:44:42 PMThat stupid, snickery name sums up everything that infuriated me about the RUMP era of Talossa.

I'm not sure what that means, I hope I didn't step into the middle of something negative.

The long history of the Kingdom of Talossa has had a wide variety of people involved -- and some hold long grudges, even from when they were not citizens.
Title: Re: Talossan Space Agency proposal
Post by: Miestră Schivă, UrN-GC on January 08, 2025, 01:50:35 PM
I was a citizen of Talossa when the RUMP party was founded, Pól
Title: Re: Talossan Space Agency proposal
Post by: xpb on January 09, 2025, 11:49:01 AM
An opportunity for a Talossan Space Agency may be a cubesat Kickstarter - there have been several that have utilized https://www.nasa.gov/cubesat-launch-initiative-introduction/
Title: Re: Talossan Space Agency proposal
Post by: Tierçéu Rôibeardescù on January 09, 2025, 08:53:27 PM
How about Space Hiking, Rocketry and Universal Bumbalings & Buildings of Exploaration and Royal Yacht club... Or SHRUBBERY Club for short
Title: Re: Talossan Space Agency proposal
Post by: Mic’haglh Autófil, O.Be on January 10, 2025, 01:49:41 PM
Quote from: Tierçéu Rôibeardescù on January 09, 2025, 08:53:27 PMHow about Space Hiking, Rocketry and Universal Bumbalings & Buildings of Exploaration and Royal Yacht club... Or SHRUBBERY Club for short

An acronym in the finest Talossan tradition.
Title: Re: Talossan Space Agency proposal
Post by: Breneir Tzaracomprada on January 10, 2025, 02:49:27 PM
Quote from: xpb on January 09, 2025, 11:49:01 AMAn opportunity for a Talossan Space Agency may be a cubesat Kickstarter - there have been several that have utilized https://www.nasa.gov/cubesat-launch-initiative-introduction/

This is a fantastic idea