WHEREAS we have to have some standards around here, and
WHEREAS there's only so much we can tolerate as a nation of good taste and decorum, and
WHEREAS our laws should reflect our values,
THEREFORE the Ziu hereby decrees that Article VIII of the Organic Law shall have a new Section 7, which shall read:
QuoteExpressing a fondness or even a vague tolerance for the music of Canadian rock band Nickelback shall be grounds for immediate impeachment from the Cort.
Uréu q'estadra så:
Alexandreu Davinescu (MC-PROG)
I'm notifying the Ziu now that should the bill pass, I intend to veto it. The king likes Nickleback.
-Txec R