Welcome to the Progressive Alliance!
This is our public noticeboard, where we post information, perspectives, and advertisements. Our political party is most known for several key facts:
- We were the first Talossans on the moon. We claimed the Sea of Tranquility for the Kingdom of Talossa, and it has been subsequently renamed the Ocean of Dissonant Noise. This was done out of sheer spite.
- After an initial 1000% tariff on Talossan goods, we engaged in extensive negotiations with the American president. We also bribed him with twenty louise and some hard candy we found in our pocket. He withdrew all of the tariffs.
- Progressive Alliance members ("Progs" for short) are not monotremes.
- Following a war of conquest throughout mainland France, a Progressive Alliance army successfully annexed Marine Le Pen's backyard in Millas. We aren't sure what we're going to do with it, but for now we're just blaring Rick Astley from big speakers on repeat.
- No member of the Progressive Alliance has ever lied.
Quote from: Baron Alexandreu Davinescu on April 22, 2025, 10:26:35 PMWelcome to the Progressive Alliance!
This is our public noticeboard, where we post information, perspectives, and advertisements. Our political party is most known for several key facts:
- We were the first Talossans on the moon. We claimed the Sea of Tranquility for the Kingdom of Talossa, and it has been subsequently renamed the Ocean of Dissonant Noise. This was down out of sheer spite.
- After an initial 1000% tariff on Talossan goods, we engaged in extensive negotiations with the American president. We also bribed him with twenty louise and some hard candy we found in our pocket. He withdrew all of the tariffs.
- Progressive Alliance members ("Progs" for short) are not monotremes.
- Following a war of conquest throughout mainland France, a Progressive Alliance army successfully annexed Marine Le Pen's backyard in Millas. We aren't sure what we're going to do with it, but for now we're just blaring Rick Astley from big speakers on repeat.
- No member of the Progressive Alliance has ever lied.
Because I notice these things...I believe you meant "done" out of sheer spite. I am fully onboard with this statement though! However I may be a monotreme as I am not sure what that means (I think it is some sort of animal)
It might seem like a typo, but that's because my ways are subtle and brilliant. I'm playing 5d chess over here.