GIVEN the importance of rock and roll, heavy metal, and an unholy aesthetic appeal of the darkness to not only many Talossans but many of our Cestour friends in the Greater Talossan Area;
AND GIVEN that he gave his final live performance on this Earth plane seated on a Black Throne of Evil, in line with the best Talossan traditions of ridiculous grandeur and pomposity;
AND GIVEN that it should be everyone's goal to be living their fullest life of all to within a month of our deaths;
THE KINGDOM OF TALOSSA notes with sadness the departure of John Michael "Ozzy" Osbourne on an extended tour of Valhalla, and offers condolences to his friends, family, and fans.
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-Txec R
Mexico joins us
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