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Title: Illegality: the people deserve some of the money we're going to steal
Post by: Baron Alexandreu Davinescu on September 23, 2025, 03:25:38 PM
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Illegality: the people deserve some of the money we're going to steal

We will rob His Majesty the king with an elaborate Ocean's Eleven-style plot.  We will then distribute his money among the people.  He's rolling around like a fat cat with all that schoolteacher money, but that money should be yours.

He has some amount of money.  We're not sure how much.  We haven't done a lot of research.

You want some amount of money.  You like money, right?

That's it.  That's the whole thing.  We don't have any other bullet points this time.  Once you have that sweet, sweet royal money, you can buy all the bullet points you want.

The Progressive Alliance will steal money from His Majesty and then distribute it among the people.
Title: Re: Illegality: the people deserve some of the money we're going to steal
Post by: King Txec on September 23, 2025, 05:02:45 PM
Quote from: Baron Alexandreu Davinescu on September 23, 2025, 03:25:38 PM
Illegality: the people deserve some of the money we're going to steal

We will rob His Majesty the king with an elaborate Ocean's Eleven-style plot.  We will then distribute his money among the people.  He's rolling around like a fat cat with all that schoolteacher money, but that money should be yours.

He has some amount of money.  We're not sure how much.  We haven't done a lot of research.

You want some amount of money.  You like money, right?

That's it.  That's the whole thing.  We don't have any other bullet points this time.  Once you have that sweet, sweet royal money, you can buy all the bullet points you want.

The Progressive Alliance will steal money from His Majesty and then distribute it among the people.

As the Baron Alexandreu is getting a little big for his breeches, I suppose it is time to consider, under Royal House Law (quoted below), that perhaps the treasonous Baron should be stripped of his titles and offices. I'll give it a good think while I change the password to my bank!

QuoteArticle 3 (https://wiki.talossa.com/House_Law_(Nordselv%C4%83)#Article_3)
All Titles of Nobility, including cadet titles present with the Crown, may be bestowed or removed by His Majesty as He deems fit. Removal of noble titles shall be done only under circumstances of serious consequence and only after consultation with El Coletx d'Armeux Rexhital.

-Txec R
Title: Re: Illegality: the people deserve some of the money we're going to steal
Post by: Iason Taiwos on September 23, 2025, 05:11:59 PM
AD, I think we should wait until he gets the cash from his movie deal. According to a rumor I just made up, he's signed a hefty three film deal for his Three Worlds Chronicles novels. Denis Villeneuve is set to direct.
Title: Re: Illegality: the people deserve some of the money we're going to steal
Post by: Baron Alexandreu Davinescu on September 23, 2025, 06:14:42 PM
The Progressive Alliance has found a picture of His Majesty with his movie deal money.

(https://i.imgur.com/0FMY3iI.jpeg)

no i was hacked not my fault my fault im just a smol bean
Title: Re: Illegality: the people deserve some of the money we're going to steal
Post by: King Txec on September 24, 2025, 06:06:18 AM
Quote from: Iason Taiwos on September 23, 2025, 05:11:59 PMAD, I think we should wait until he gets the cash from his movie deal. According to a rumor I just made up, he's signed a hefty three film deal for his Three Worlds Chronicles novels. Denis Villeneuve is set to direct.

Sheesh Admiral, you weren't supposed to reveal that! (It would be cool though!)

-Txec R
Title: Re: Illegality: the people deserve some of the money we're going to steal
Post by: Tierçéu Rôibeardescù on September 26, 2025, 05:56:20 AM
The heck is going on in here xD
Title: Re: Illegality: the people deserve some of the money we're going to steal
Post by: Baron Alexandreu Davinescu on September 26, 2025, 08:58:16 AM
What's going on here?

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Profit!