Wittenberg

Good evening, fellow Talossans!

The Directorate of STUFF, an office of the Royal Civil Service, is pleased to announce that we are accepting requests for Talossan identification cards.

Here's how the process works:

• Take the Civics Test (https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfKGMwZUAwalFACvSyaRmzTI7HQhtZ7aa7widw1z7nDBR69uQ/viewform?usp=dialog). This is an open-book quiz on Talossan knowledge, which I have just combed through in the last few days to make sure it's up to date on factual accuracy. You need to get 75% right to earn a passing grade.
• Fill out the Application Form (https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfYSz1rztE2LfZtRkjuc3Sk-uTz_4ui8tJvG7-vyOcLA5EOSg/viewform?usp=dialog). Please be assured that all information collected as part of this process is deleted after receipt of the ID by the applicant, for data protection.
• Once you've passed the Civics Test and gotten your Application submitted, I'll reach out via PM here on Witt just to confirm that everything looks good.
• The best part is that you will receive your own Talossan ID! The second best part is, you don't need to pay for it!

I will be closing applications when one of two criteria is met:

• Applications will close no later than Wednesday, 1 April.
• Applications may close sooner if I receive nine valid applications. Nine IDs are what fit on one sheet at the printer, so it makes sense to try and maximize an order if possible.

Just in case it needs to be clarified, macronational authorites will not recognize these, so we do not recommend using them as a valid form of identification when it really counts.

Current applications: 3 of 9
(The first one has been waiting on their ID for a bit, ideally they don't renounce partway through this time :P )

I'll be putting up a tracker spreadsheet similar to the previous one, sometime during March, just whenever I get a good moment.

Quote from: Mic'haglh Autófil, O.Be on March 03, 2026, 10:22:26 PMCurrent applications: 1 of 9
(The first one has been waiting on their ID for a bit, ideally they don't renounce partway through this time :P )

Damn I feel called out...

Quote from: Mic'haglh Autófil, O.Be on March 03, 2026, 10:22:26 PMJust in case it needs to be clarified, macronational authorites will not recognize these, so we do not recommend using them as a valid form of identification when it really counts.

That's why I already have a Polish ID.

What a crazy thing, this inspired me to make a concept for a driving licence card.

Quote from: Barclamïu da Miéletz on March 04, 2026, 01:11:15 PMWhat a crazy thing, this inspired me to make a concept for a driving licence card.

Sounds like an interesting idea - in the US that would be by state (province) so maybe a CZ one would be appropriate first.

Here's a Colorado sample https://dmv.colorado.gov/newcard

Quote from: xpb on March 04, 2026, 02:47:51 PMSounds like an interesting idea - in the US that would be by state (province) so maybe a CZ one would be appropriate first.

Was thinking of making one for the entire country. I'll make that first and try to do a provincial one.

Quote from: xpb on March 04, 2026, 02:47:51 PMHere's a Colorado sample https://dmv.colorado.gov/newcard (https://dmv.colorado.gov/newcard)

Blocked here.

Quote from: Barclamïu da Miéletz on March 04, 2026, 03:51:54 PMI'll make that first

Presenting the front of the atrocity I came up with.

Just realised that this went off-topic; could anyone with proper permissions move this to a new topic in the chat room?

Quote from: Barclamïu da Miéletz on March 04, 2026, 04:38:48 PM

Quote from: Barclamïu da Miéletz on March 04, 2026, 03:51:54 PMI'll make that first

Presenting the front of the atrocity I came up with.

(https://i.postimg.cc/TYpbN6vv/talossadrivinglicence.png)

Also just realised that I made a mistake here... that I will fix tomorrow.

I wonder if there will be any updates.

Good evening all,

Given the extension of our Cosa term by a month, I am going to extend the signup period until Monday, April 20.

Quote from: Barclamïu da Miéletz on March 04, 2026, 04:38:48 PM

Quote from: Barclamïu da Miéletz on March 04, 2026, 03:51:54 PMI'll make that first

Presenting the front of the atrocity I came up with.

(https://i.postimg.cc/TYpbN6vv/talossadrivinglicence.png)

Glad you added French, mon ami!


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