Wittenberg

Ministry of Immigration
IMMIGRATION APPLICATION

Application received	Sat May 30 2026 11:01:50 GMT-0400 (Eastern Daylight Time)
Wittenberg account approved	31 May
First Witt Post	---
Eligible for Petition	---
APPLICATION OUTCOME	APPLICATION ONGOING

Official notes:

The Ministry of Immigration, using information provided in the application and after investigating to the best of its ability, is satisfied that this application is Bona Fide.

Applicant Name:
Legal Name: RICHARD PHILIPS
Wittenberg account name: @bluecrystallit
Gender:
Male
Year of Birth:
1998
Location:
United Kingdom
Provincial assignment if successful: Cézembre
Who I Am:
Mr. Richard Philips is a visionary persona who is a Fashion Expert, Author, Editor, Keen Researcher, Short Story Writer and Novelist by passion. He has contributed himself to paint the panoramic picture of the sufferings of "Women Society". He has sought solace in the lap of nature and in his works the core relationship with nature can easily be seen.

Richard has composed many poems & short stories which have been published in various eminent journals and magazines like Gabby & Min's Literary Review, Kind Writers Literary Magazine, WILDsound Festival, Poet's Choice, Wingless Dreamer, Mercury Retrograde, Blue Crystal Literary Magazine, Nyra Publishers, JJ Crown, JEC Publishers etc.

He is free minded and spends his spare time by listening songs or reading books. His broad research interests include the Growth & Structure of American English, Globalization of English language, a view towards Greek and Roman Mythology and the influence upon the classical author, Feminism and Culture, Humane Psychology in Literature etc.

Follow him on Instagram @richard_philips1
My Special Interests in Talossa:
El glheþ talossan / the Talossan language, Heraldry
Where did you hear about the Kingdom of Talossa?
Web Search

Verification and Declaration

Agreed to verification check: Yes Link provided:  https://www.instagram.com/richard_philips1?igsh=MThnMzZzZjdzeW9zaw==

~~~ The applicant has affirmed/sworn, under penalty of perjury in Talossan law, that the information provided in this citizenship application is accurate and true. ~~~

@bluecrystallit , we hope to hear from you if you continue with your application, because this application reads like it was generated by ChatGPT or another gAI.

Quote from: Baron Alexandreu Davinescu on May 31, 2026, 08:08:04 AM@bluecrystallit , we hope to hear from you if you continue with your application, because this application reads like it was generated by ChatGPT or another gAI.

It absolutely was.

Hi Richard, please ignore the weird welcome by our immigration officials and gladflies. I noticed you are a poet? We have a poetry contest that would welcome your submissions. What would say is the most common thematic element of your writing?

@bluecrystallit

It doesn't look like ChatGPT—way too many grammar mistakes—but it does read like a bunch of self-aggrandizing bullshit.

Quote from: Iac Marscheir on May 31, 2026, 10:01:15 AMIt doesn't look like ChatGPT—way too many grammar mistakes—but it does read like a bunch of self-aggrandizing bullshit.

Still odd to write of oneself in the third person, unless that person considers themselves very noble. Pretty much the same thing Caesar did.

It's 'cause they copy-pasted it from their bio on this page:

https://bluecrystallit.uk/the-eminent-editors/

(Funnily enough, a lot of the other editors' bios on this page have weird mistakes as well.)

Quote from: Iac Marscheir on May 31, 2026, 10:16:21 AMIt's 'cause they copy-pasted it from their bio on this page:

https://bluecrystallit.uk/the-eminent-editors/

(Funnily enough, a lot of the other editors' bios on this page have weird mistakes as well.)

Oh, ok.  Huh.  Well, that's less annoying and more acceptable, in my opinion.

Quote from: Breneir Tzaracomprada on May 31, 2026, 09:18:16 AMHi Richard, please ignore the weird welcome by our immigration officials and gladflies. I noticed you are a poet? We have a poetry contest that would welcome your submissions. What would say is the most common thematic element of your writing?

@bluecrystallit

Restated. Welcome to Talossa, Richard.

Quote from: Breneir Tzaracomprada on May 31, 2026, 10:27:15 AM

Quote from: Breneir Tzaracomprada on May 31, 2026, 09:18:16 AMHi Richard, please ignore the weird welcome by our immigration officials and gladflies. I noticed you are a poet? We have a poetry contest that would welcome your submissions. What would say is the most common thematic element of your writing?

@bluecrystallit

Restated. Welcome to Talossa, Richard.

Mm, you wouldn't know anything about being weird, would you?

Quote from: Iac Marscheir on May 31, 2026, 10:46:41 AM

Quote from: Breneir Tzaracomprada on May 31, 2026, 10:27:15 AM

Quote from: Breneir Tzaracomprada on May 31, 2026, 09:18:16 AMHi Richard, please ignore the weird welcome by our immigration officials and gladflies. I noticed you are a poet? We have a poetry contest that would welcome your submissions. What would say is the most common thematic element of your writing?

@bluecrystallit

Restated. Welcome to Talossa, Richard.

Mm, you wouldn't know anything about being weird, would you?

Local expert, actually.

This prospective has not made a post on Wittenberg within a month of their introduction.  In accordance with Lexh.E.4, their application process is hereby terminated. @Minister of Immigration, please take notice.

I can't believe this visionary with ideas on "Women Society" didn't follow through