As Secretary of Cultural Development, it is my duty to remind you all that today is Mindless Patriotism Day! So, if you can, do something patriotic (whatever that means to you.) (Preferably indoors, and six feet away from other people.)
I am considering a PD to change it to Pantsless Patriotism Day
The Opposition would gladly endorse this PD as well.
I was pantsless when I made this post. (Seriously, who wears pants when you don't have to? I lose mine soon as I get home from work.)