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Xheneral/General => Wittenberg => Topic started by: Miestră Schivă, UrN on April 10, 2020, 07:21:46 PM

Title: Newsweek article on micronations and Coronavirus quotes your Seneschál
Post by: Miestră Schivă, UrN on April 10, 2020, 07:21:46 PM
Ha ha ha, he actually looked it up on l'Översteir :D (https://www.newsweek.com/micronations-united-states-usa-coronavirus-response-international-pandemic-covid-19-1497167)

QuoteAzul from Talossa!

The Greater Talossan Area roughly overlaps with the East Side of Milwaukee, Wisconsin, but the Kingdom itself—founded in 1979, when 14-year-old Robert Ben Madison, first in a line of elected kings and queens, declared his bedroom a sovereign state—is one of the earliest and most successful examples of a primarily online micronation, with more than a hundred active citizens around the world. Since 1995, Talossa has developed an elaborate government and culture, with a two-chamber legislature, cabinet ministers, political parties and its idiosyncratic invented language.

"We are like any other micronation out there in that what we do is very tongue-in-cheek and gives our participants a chance to make a difference in a unique societal framework," Talossian Jeffrey Ragsdale told Newsweek.

According to Talossan Prime Minister Daphne Lawless, Talossans haven't had an in-person meet up for several months, ensuring that "community transmission of COVID-19 in Talossa is zero."

"Talossans are pioneers at social distancing," Prime Minister Daphne Lawless told Newsweek, citing the exclusively online nature of their government and civic life. "For our Big Neighbour, the United States of America, I wish nothing but the best of health and welfare."

The Prime Minister ended our email correspondence with a Talossan proverb: "Voastra soleu ispéu da sürvivonçă, c'è despasar acest malignh crisomileu din la Casă Biancă."

Using their online lexicon, their proverb translates loosely to, "Your only hope for survival is to get rid of that orange goblin in the White House."

Title: Re: Newsweek article on micronations and Coronavirus quotes your Seneschál
Post by: Sir Lüc on April 11, 2020, 07:20:16 AM
Talossa mainittu, torilla tavataan!

...although the 1995 date is not quite right. Also interesting how Newsweek's official position is elective monarchy :P
Title: Re: Newsweek article on micronations and Coronavirus quotes your Seneschál
Post by: Miestră Schivă, UrN on April 11, 2020, 06:47:27 PM
Apart from the self-coronation of KR1 in 1979 and the reign of the Boy-King Louis, every Talossan head of state has been elected, and that's the way I would prefer to keep it...