We can get certificates? Well, I want mine. Celebrated ten years a Talossan last year. I recently got ten years in my current job, and they not only gave me a certificate of thanks for my service, but they gave me a tiny catalog of gifts I can pick from. I'm debating wether to get the tv or the telescope. (If we had money, enduring some of the nonsense and drama of Talossa for ten years should qualify you for a new car.)

Last I heard, I was still Admiral of the Royal Talossan Navy. The head honcho, the big cheese. I'd heard rumors that others had higher authority than me in the Naval department, but I can't run a decent Navy paying attention to rumors, so I have largely ignored such idle chatter. If there are changes to be  made in how I run things, I'd like to know.

Quote from: Miestră Schivă, UrN on September 15, 2022, 04:21:09 PM
... that's unexpected and truly humbling, but I would argue strenuously against it. If I am to leave a legacy in Talossa, I only want it to be my work, my cultural and political achievements. I'll vote against any attempt to name stuff after me (while I'm still alive).

Just so you know, we have things named after you in our Benitian Cjovaní Ohio subculture. A couple place names and bocce moves. (All respectful. A "Triple Miestra" is one of the best things you can get in a bocce game.)

We Cjovani have what we call Taschaviind. It's just a ziploc bag of various spiced, cooked meats. (As seen on our Instagram page, "cjovanifood".)

Congrats to Pengöpäts. I expect my Cjovani team was just still worn out from the Tour de France.

Just got mine in the mail! Looks cool!

I'm sorry that our province has seemed to have collapsed. I'm as guilty as anybody else. Well, congrats to our new Maestro. (Mic'haglh, are you on Facebook? Benito has a private Facebook group...)

Going to start another quickly inactive Talossan organization because I doubt few of you collect comic books, but we're a real nation and should do what other nations do, so, I hereby establish the Talossan Pannapictagraphist Society. (The Cjovani Comics Library is well over 6000 volumes, with more coming in all the time.)

http://wiki.talossa.com/Law:The_Missing_Teeth_Act
Well, we do have an official hockey team (in the AHL)...

Well, it looks like I did worse than I actually did...numerous times I clicked the right answer but it came up checking the one underneath. Maybe I just have fat fingers. (For goodness sake, I missed the one about what province Cjovani culture is from!)
Good quiz, tho, and I didn't do as badly as I thought I was going to. The only ones I really had no clue about were the ones about which provinces those landmarks were in.

Are you going to add a design for Benito?

(I shared the first video with the aforementioned Conductor, his immediate reply was "There's a Talossan named Tony Montana?!")

I only watched the first one. Interesting. Will try to watch the others soon.
(What popped in my head while watching it was... my own take on "Talossa in SSSPPPAAACCCEEE!!!"...Miestra and AD are cryogenically frozen. In 3099, when the ship goes off into space, they are unfrozen, brought back to life, to help lead the colony of spacefaring Talossans to their destiny. Almost immediately they begin bickering. The colony roll their eyes and immediately jettison the two into deep space.
Antonio, I see you live in West Virginia. We have a somewhat thriving Talossan community here in Ohio (three full citizens, one who used to be a citizen but just never bothered to show up to vote), four dintaliuns and numerous didntaliuns. When and if you become a full blown citizen of our kingdom, we heartily welcome you to perhaps someday meet up with us sometime.

@Istefan Perþonest , I'd be willing to take over mailing out the coins and stamps. I'm within walking distance of my post office.  (I just don't want to mess with PayPal or anything. Let you or somebody else handle the money.) (I'd even cover the postage.)

Could us Cjovaní Ohio Benitians add a team? Cjovaní Squilats (Flying Squirrels)