Quote from: King Txec on May 07, 2025, 09:35:35 AMdirnalaiset mortescu maybe?
You are the King so what you say is law! LOL Team name is changed!
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Quote from: Baron Alexandreu Davinescu on April 22, 2025, 10:26:35 PMWelcome to the Progressive Alliance!
This is our public noticeboard, where we post information, perspectives, and advertisements. Our political party is most known for several key facts:
- We were the first Talossans on the moon. We claimed the Sea of Tranquility for the Kingdom of Talossa, and it has been subsequently renamed the Ocean of Dissonant Noise. This was down out of sheer spite.
- After an initial 1000% tariff on Talossan goods, we engaged in extensive negotiations with the American president. We also bribed him with twenty louise and some hard candy we found in our pocket. He withdrew all of the tariffs.
- Progressive Alliance members ("Progs" for short) are not monotremes.
- Following a war of conquest throughout mainland France, a Progressive Alliance army successfully annexed Marine Le Pen's backyard in Millas. We aren't sure what we're going to do with it, but for now we're just blaring Rick Astley from big speakers on repeat.
- No member of the Progressive Alliance has ever lied.
Quote from: Baron Alexandreu Davinescu on April 10, 2025, 05:23:20 PMOkay, now that we have this private party board set up, let's discuss the evil plan we have been working on.
We're going to need to drop in from the air ducts. We will need to have the body double ready to go, and we will lower him in. He's ready to take over as soon as we get the real King out of there.
Quote from: Xheralt Del'Encradeir on March 31, 2025, 07:58:08 PMI am here to reassert my presence not just as a Talossan, but as a Vuodean. Having just renewed my citizenship, I don't know who else is here...announce yourselves, please, fellow Vuodeans!
Quote from: Iason Taiwos on March 29, 2025, 07:53:04 PMQuote from: Mic'haglh Autófil, O.Be on March 29, 2025, 05:22:25 PMIt takes two C02 cartridges, and they run out in seconds when you fire on full-auto. (Growing up, I had the "Red Ryder" gun of "A Christmas Story" fame. Even after my dad bought me my first real rifle when I was 13 (a Remington 572), I'd still usually plink more with the BB gun. Well, ammo was cheaper, and you can't really fire a real rifle in your backyard, at least where I lived.) This fully automatic BB gun is like a childhood dream come true.Quote from: Iason Taiwos on March 29, 2025, 02:41:32 PMhttps://youtube.com/shorts/fe0wPLlvGAo?si=cDGv1ElyoZWx6Vp3
Needs more "ping" when you're out of BBs (or would it make more sense when you're out of CO2?)
I've thought about American "gun culture", but it's something you don't notice if you've grown up in it. Growing up, I thought everyone had a gun cabinet in the house. It was as normal as having a tv. Luckily, my parents took pains to educate me early on not to mess around with guns until I'd been properly trained on using them. My Dad started me out on shooting when I was pretty young. Him buying me a rifle at 13 was like a rite of passage, he finally saw that I knew how to safely use guns, and bought me my own. Eventually I met people who didn't own guns, and who thought me getting my own rifle at 13 was irresponsible parenting. I dunno. Maybe it's a southern thing. Anyhow, I've never shot anybody (yet).