Quote from: Baron Alexandreu Davinescu on Today at 09:15:49 AMAt week four, the Mençeis were dishonouring the name of their province every single game:

Quote from: Tric'hard Lenxheir on November 03, 2025, 07:26:15 AM1. Manager-less Team 1 3-0-0 902.80
2. Vuode Villains 2-1-0 1,139.20
3. Banqeu da Cézembre Zambonis 2-1-0 915.60
4. Cjovani Squilats 2-1-0 913.10
5. Els Talossaes Rexhitais 2-1-0 847.00
6. Tigreux dal Belacostă 1-2-0 993.50
7. Gordon Hiatus Support Team 1-2-0 859.90
8. Cézembrean Amateurs on Ice 1-2-0 795.90
9. Maricopa Havana Hijinks 1-2-0 745.40
10. Maritiimi-Maxhestic Mençeis 0-3-0 681.60

But now we've risen to #6, in a storybook development that can only be rivaled by epics like Air Bud.

Songs will be written and monuments will be built.

You are currently in the final playoff position

Here are the week nine results.

Manager-less Team 1 def. Banqeu da Cézembre Zambonis 385.70-207.70\
Els Talossaes Rexhitais def. Tigreux dal Belacostă 336.60-256.00
Cézembrean Amateurs on Ice def. Cjovani Squilats 260.50-247.20
Maritiimi-Maxhestic Mençeis def. Maricopa Havana Hijinks 332.20-255.00
Vuode Villains def. Gordon Hiatus Support Team 434.20-277.20

Here are the standings after week 9.

1. Manager-less Team 1 (6-2-0) 2,476.50
2. Els Talossaes Rexhitais (6-2-0) 2,461.30
3. Vuode Villains (5-3-0) 2,764.50
4. Tigreux dal Belacostă (5-3-0) 2,536.40
5. Cjovani Squilats (4-4-0) 2,284.80
6. Maritiimi-Maxhestic Mençeis (4-4-0) 1,969.40
7. Gordon Hiatus Support Team (3-5-0) 2,326.70
8. Cézembrean Amateurs on Ice (3-5-0) 1,965.10
9. Banqeu da Cézembre Zambonis (2-6-0) 2,058.40
10. Maricopa Havana Hijinks (2-6-0) 2,025.00

Finally here is this weeks schedule

Els Talossaes Rexhitais v. Manager-less Team 1
Cézembrean Amateurs on Ice v. Maritiimi-Maxhestic Mençeis
Tigreux dal Belacostă v. Gordon Hiatus Support Team
Maricopa Havana Hijinks v. Banqeu da Cézembre Zambonis
Vuode Villains v. Cjovani Squilats

Good luck to everyone this week!

Here are the week eight results.

Gordon Hiatus Support Team def. Cézembrean Amateurs on Ice 391.80-224.60
Tigreux dal Belacostă def. Banqeu da Cézembre Zambonis 258.50-195.40
Maritiimi-Maxhestic Mençeis def. Cjovani Squilats 232.40-213.30
Manager-less Team 1 def. Maricopa Havana Hijinks 296.00-284.00
Els Talossaes Rexhitais def. Vuode Villains 344.90-323.60

Here are the standings after week 8.

1. Tigreux dal Belacostă (5-2-0) 2,280.40
2. Els Talossaes Rexhitais (5-2-0) 2,124.70
3. Manager-less Team 1 (5-2-0) 2,090.80
4. Vuode Villains (4-3-0) 2,330.30
5. Cjovani Squilats (4-3-0) 2,037.60
6. Gordon Hiatus Support Team (3-4-0) 2,049.50
7. Maritiimi-Maxhestic Mençeis (3-4-0) 1,637.20
8. Banqeu da Cézembre Zambonis (2-5-0) 1,850.70
9. Maricopa Havana Hijinks (2-5-0) 1,770.00
10. Cézembrean Amateurs on Ice (2-5-0) 1,704.60

Finally here is this weeks schedule

Banqeu da Cézembre Zambonis v. Manager-less Team 1
Tigreux dal Belacostă v. Els Talossaes Rexhitais
Cjovani Squilats v. Cézembrean Amateurs on Ice
Maricopa Havana Hijinks v. Maritiimi-Maxhestic Mençeis
Vuode Villains v. Gordon Hiatus Support Team

Good luck this week everyone!

Here are the week seven results.

Maritiimi-Maxhestic Mençeis def. Manager-less Team 1 290.80-244.90
Els Talossaes Rexhitais def. Cézembrean Amateurs on Ice 303.90-171.80
Gordon Hiatus Support Team def. Cjovani Squilats 317.30-285.40
Tigreux dal Belacostă def. Maricopa Havana Hijinks 319.30-239.40
Vuode Villains def. Banqeu da Cézembre Zambonis 332.90-231.90

Here are the standings after week seven.

1. Tigreux dal Belacostă (4-2-0) 2,021.90
2. Vuode Villains (4-2-0) 2,006.70
3. Cjovani Squilats (4-2-0) 1,824.30
4. Manager-less Team 1 (4-2-0) 1,794.80
5. Els Talossaes Rexhitais (4-2-0) 1,779.80
6. Gordon Hiatus Support Team (2-4-0) 1,657.70
7. Banqeu da Cézembre Zambonis (2-4-0) 1,655.30
8. Maricopa Havana Hijinks (2-4-0) 1,486.00
9. Cézembrean Amateurs on Ice (2-4-0) 1,480.00
10. Maritiimi-Maxhestic Mençeis (2-4-0) 1,404.80

Standings are very tight after this week. We have a 5-way tie for first and a 5-way tie for last.

Finally here is this weeks schedule.

Cézembrean Amateurs on Ice v. Gordon Hiatus Support Team
Tigreux dal Belacostă v. Banqeu da Cézembre Zambonis
Cjovani Squilats v. Maritiimi-Maxhestic Mençeis
Maricopa Havana Hijinks v. Manager-less Team 1
Vuode Villains v. Els Talossaes Rexhitais

Keep an eye on those injuries and make sure you are starting your best lineup and getting at least three starts from your goalies each week to give yourself the best possible chance of winning this week! Good luck everyone!!!

I, Tric'hard Lenxheir, hereby claim my right to be seated in the next Grand Session of the Estats Xhenerais".

Here are the week 6 results including what may be the closest final score ever recorded.

Maritiimi-Maxhestic Mençeis def. Gordon Hiatus Support Team 292.80-292.70
Cézembrean Amateurs on Ice def. Banqeu da Cézembre Zambonis 286.80-245.20
Tigreux dal Belacostă def. Manager-less Team 1 334.40-318.40
Cjovani Squilats def. Els Talossaes Rexhitais 278.60-276.70
Vuode Villains def. Maricopa Havana Hijinks

Here are the standings after week 6

1. Manager-less Team 1 4-1-0 1,549.90
2. Cjovani Squilats 4-1-0 1,538.90
3. Tigreux dal Belacostă 3-2-0 1,702.60
4. Vuode Villains 3-2-0 1,673.80
5. Els Talossaes Rexhitais 3-2-0 1,475.90
6. Banqeu da Cézembre Zambonis 2-3-0 1,423.40
7. Cézembrean Amateurs on Ice 2-3-0 1,308.20
8. Maricopa Havana Hijinks 2-3-0 1,246.60
9. Gordon Hiatus Support Team 1-4-0 1,340.40
10. Maritiimi-Maxhestic Mençeis 1-4-0 1,114.00

The week 7 schedule

Maritiimi-Maxhestic Mençeis v. Manager-less Team 1
Cézembrean Amateurs on Ice v. Els Talossaes Rexhitais
Cjovani Squilats v. Gordon Hiatus Support Team
Maricopa Havana Hijinks v. Tigreux dal Belacostă
Vuode Villains v. Banqeu da Cézembre Zambonis

Good luck this week everyone!!!

A. Progressive Alliance
C. UC
D. I do wish to claim my seat in the Estats Xhenerais of Vuode (though I believe that has to be done on the Provincial page)

Quote from: Breneir Tzaracomprada on November 15, 2025, 06:31:04 PMYou both have quite an impressive get-up. Do you do this every halloween? Last year I dressed up as a Starfleet officer (using Kirk's old green uniform top).

We do a different costume every year, usually some sort of couples costume.

Tried to delete this because it won't let me look at the photo. Hope it works if anyone else tries to look at it.

Our costumes

I enjoyed the discussion, hope I didn't monopolize it too much, I have two gears when talking neutral and PLEASE SHUT UP! LMAO

The coffee pot is empty, can I drink orange crush soda instead? Or do I have to make a fresh pot of coffee for one cup?

Here are the week 5 results.

Els Talossaes Rexhitais def. Gordon Hiatus Support Team 352.20-187.80
Maricopa Havana Hijinks def. Cézembrean Amateurs on Ice 281.50-225.50
Tigreux dal Belacostă def. Maritiimi-Maxhestic Mençeis 374.70-139.60
Cjovani Squilats def. Banqeu da Cézembre Zambonis 347.20-262.60
Manager-less Team 1 def. Vuode Villains 328.70-229.50

The standings after week 5

1. Manager-less Team 1 4-0-0 1,231.50
2. Cjovani Squilats 3-1-0 1,260.30
3. Els Talossaes Rexhitais 3-1-0 1,199.20
4. Vuode Villains 2-2-0 1,368.70
5. Tigreux dal Belacostă 2-2-0 1,368.20
6. Banqeu da Cézembre Zambonis 2-2-0 1,178.20
7. Maricopa Havana Hijinks 2-2-0 1,026.90
8. Gordon Hiatus Support Team 1-3-0 1,047.70
9. Cézembrean Amateurs on Ice 1-3-0 1,021.40
10. Maritiimi-Maxhestic Mençeis 0-4-0 821.20

Finally the week 6 schedule.

Gordon Hiatus Support Team v. Maritiimi-Maxhestic Mençeis
Banqeu da Cézembre Zambonis v. Cézembrean Amateurs on Ice
Tigreux dal Belacostă v. Manager-less Team 1
Cjovani Squilats v. Els Talossaes Rexhitais
Vuode Villains v. Maricopa Havana Hijinks

Good luck to everyone this week!

Quote from: Baron Alexandreu Davinescu on November 03, 2025, 09:20:52 AMTric'hard... what have I done to you... why are my poor Mençeis suffering one defeat after another?

Are you keeping up with the injuries on your roster? Usually when teams are doing poorly it is because they have injured players in their starting lineup.

Got it in my calendar, same day as the birthday party my wife has set up for me but if I don't have any other things to do in preperation for the party I will be there.

Here are the week 4 results.

Els Talossaes Rexhitais def. Maritiimi-Maxhestic Mençeis  237.50-217.40
Manager-less Teams1 def. Cézembrean Amateurs on Ice 287.40-250.40
Gordon Hiatus Support Team def. Banqeu da Cézembre Zambonis 277.70-241.30
Cjovani Squilats def. Maricopa Havana Hijinks 271.30-220.20
Tigreux dal Belacostă def. Vuode Villains 397.30-378.70


The standings after week 4

1. Manager-less Team 1 3-0-0 902.80
2. Vuode Villains 2-1-0 1,139.20
3. Banqeu da Cézembre Zambonis 2-1-0 915.60
4. Cjovani Squilats 2-1-0 913.10
5. Els Talossaes Rexhitais 2-1-0 847.00
6. Tigreux dal Belacostă 1-2-0 993.50
7. Gordon Hiatus Support Team 1-2-0 859.90
8. Cézembrean Amateurs on Ice 1-2-0 795.90
9. Maricopa Havana Hijinks 1-2-0 745.40
10. Maritiimi-Maxhestic Mençeis 0-3-0 681.60

Finally the week 5 schedule.

Gordon Hiatus Support Team vs. Els Talossaes Rexhitais
Tigreux dal Belacostă vs. Maritiimi-Maxhestic Mençeis
Cjovani Squilats vs. Banqeu da Cézembre Zambonis
Maricopa Havana Hijinks vs. Cézembrean Amateurs on Ice
Vuode Villains vs. Manager-less Team 1

Good luck this week everyone. Remember to check those injuries occasionally and start the active players each day.

Quote from: Baron Alexandreu Davinescu on October 29, 2025, 09:19:15 PMYeah, the new edition is much much different from previous ones.  I really love the 2024 version, the so-called "5.5e," though.  We've been playing with it since it came out, and there's only a few weaknesses (like the rules for hiding).  It's the most balanced edition I think I've played.  In early editions, martial characters were all better at low levels but then became completely outclasses by magic characters, and even 5e had some classes that were just bad.  Now it's pretty much only rangers that aren't balanced with others (they suck still).

I don't even have to use very many house rules.  My D&D website's "house rules" page has like three things on it.

I think we are playing 5e, for reference the last time I played 2nd edition was brand new LOL

Quote from: Baron Alexandreu Davinescu on October 29, 2025, 07:32:10 PMIt's been a long time since I posted about D&D, so I thought it might be fun to give an update.  My current campaign has been going on for a couple of years now, after the last one (which went from levels 1 right up to 20, whew!)  Currently my players are level 7, and they're now piloting giant undead beasts as they go to explore an abandoned city... had a lot of fun with my 3D printer and TinkerCAD, and made these simple little shapes to build out the city!  (I didn't bother to paint them... maybe for next time I'll give them a quick spray.  Also maybe put little magnets on the bottom so they stick where I put them.)

I recently started playing the paper and dice version of D&D again, I'm having fun but after not having played in about 30 years I am finding that I don't remember how a lot of things work and a lot has either changed or the DM I worked with 30 years ago sort of made up some of his own rules LOL

Here are this weeks results.

Banqeu da Cézembre Zambonis def. Els Talossaes Rexhitais 314.80-288.40
Cézembrean Amateurs on Ice def. Tigreux dal Belacostă 292.60-288.70
Manager-less team 1 def. Cjovani Squilats 304.10-239.10
Maricopa Havana Hijinks def. Gordon Hiatus Support Team 341.80-292.70
Vuode Villains def. Maritiimi-Maxhestic Mençeis 318.30-248.00

Here are the current standings. I will post the teams record and total points scored which is the first tie breaker.

1. Vuode Villains 2-0-0 760.50
2. Banqeu da Cézembre Zambonis 2-0-0 674.30
3. Manager-less team 1 2-0-0 615.40
4. Cjovani Squilats 1-1-0 641.80
5. Els Talossaes Rexhitais 1-1-0 609.50
6. Cézembrean Amateurs on Ice 1-1-0 545.50
7. Maricopa Havana Hijinks 1-1-0 525.20
8. Tigreux dal Belacostă 0-2-0 596.20
9. Gordon Hiatus Support Team 0-2-0 582.20
10. Maritiimi-Maxhestic Mençeis 0-2-0 464.20

Here are this weeks matchups.

Maritiimi-Maxhestic Mençeis vs. Els Talossaes Rexhitais
Cézembrean Amateurs on Ice vs. Manager-less team 1
Banqeu da Cézembre Zambonis vs. Gordon Hiatus Support Team
Maricopa Havana Hijinks vs. Cjovani Squilats
Vuode Villains vs. Tigreux dal Belacostă

Don't forget to keep up with injuries, especially those that will be long term injuries, start active players each day and make sure you get the minimum goalie starts each week. Good luck this week everyone!

WHEREAS it has been more than a fortnight since @Jack Morrison  first posted on Wittenberg, following his introduction to the citizens of the Kingdom by officers of the Immigration Ministry, and

WHEREAS he has, in that time, demonstrated an active, genuine, and continuing interest in Talossan life, language and culture, and

WHEREAS he desires citizenship in the Kingdom of Talossa, and

WHEREAS by all indications it appears that he would be a loyal and dedicated citizen, and a credit to this nation if he obtains the grant of citizenship he requests,

THEREFORE I, Tric'hard Lenxheir, a citizen of good standing of the province of Vuode and of the Kingdom of Talossa, do hereby petition the Secretary of State @Sir Lüc to issue a grant of citizenship to Prospective Citizen Jack Morrison, as specified by law.