Abdication
We JOHN by the Grace of God King of Talossa and of all its Realms and Regions, King of Cézembre, Sovereign Lord and Protector of Pengöpäts and the New Falklands, Defender of the Faith, Leader of the Armed Forces, Viceroy of Hoxha and Vicar of Atatürk, do hereby with a great sense of relief, and with gratitude beyond my ability to express to the entire nation and especially to Our Heir, abdicate the Throne of Talossa, effective this day at one o'clock in the afternoon TST.
Given under Our hand Royal at the city of Centennial in Colorado this thirtieth day of November being the Feast of Saint Andrew Apostle and Martyr, in the year of salvation 2024, of the independence of Talossa the forty-fifth, and of Our reign the nineteenth.
— John Regeu da Talossa
And may my voice be the first to cry
¡Qe Vivadra'l Regeu!