Just some thing I thought of while we were out test driving some cars. With New Talossan Car Of The Year and Used Talossan Car Of The Year.

Figured I'd finally make a thread about this.

That's right, a bored Talossan designes Talossan police car livery.


(Yes, I used L'Översteir.)

...or there hasn't been an issue of La C'hronică since October of last year?

WHEREAS it has been exactly a fortnight since @Moinul Moin made his first post on Wittenberg, the Kingdom's official forums, following his application for the best thing money can't buy™ being received by the Ministry of Immigration and

WHEREAS he, in that fortnight, has demonstrated continuous, genuine and active interest in this wonderful nation, its life, language and culture and

WHEREAS he clearly seeks citizenship in the best micronation in the world (trust me on this one) and

WHEREAS he genuinely seems like a nice person and

WHEREAS we thank his brother, albeit not being a citizen, for telling Moinul about Talossa and

WHEREAS he would contribute to this nation, be loyal and dedicated and

WHEREAS the fact that I have some peers in Talossa is really nice,

THEREFORE I, Barclamïu da Miéletz, a citizen of good standing of the province of Cézembre and of the Kingdom of Talossa, do hereby petition the Secretary of State @Sir Lüc to issue a grant of citizenship to Prospective Citizen @Moinul Moin, as specified by law.

I saw the ID card post that was recently published and thought of a concept for a Talossan driving licence. Thought I would use the European classes, as in B = motor vehicles up to 3,5 tonnes etc. I've already made a concept of what the front of a driving licence card could look like that I still need to alter.

So basically I got a letter today telling me that soon I can legally be allowed to drive and in the letter there was stuff I could watch and use to prepare.

I have been a Talossan for two years now and I somehow never noticed...

Happy to announce that, now that I know how Inkscape works and all that, I will return to making Talossan road signs in the hope that when we do gain physical control over GTA that we will have replacements for existing signs.

In the meantime, admire the existing new signs that I have made (improvements for the gantry signs to come).

Essentially made a better sign warning of the utility works.

How weird, I got motivation to make something again.

Barclamïu da Miéletz
Provisional Homestead Claim 13
Zone Interdite, Cézembre






Estimats Zuávs da l'Altahál Rexhitál,

I hope this write reaches whoever is the current head/captain well. Recently, I've found myself unmotivated to do anything in this wonderful Kingdom. That partially stems from my actual, albeit somewhat sorry, life. I haven't been doing that well in school, I have disappointed my parents and I wasn't the nicest to many people I personally know.  As much as I want to do something for Talossa, I don't get any ideas whatsoever, even if I try really hard. So, as much as it hurts for me to say this, I would like to resign from the Zouaves. I have multiple reasons for my decisions, which are:

    1. As mentioned before, I'm completely unmotivated to do anything.
    2. Following point one, what's the point of me being in the Zouaves if I'm not doing anything?
    3. Following point two, there's nothing really happening in the Zouaves anyway (at least from my point of view) and I'm just existing.

With that, I hope that whoever is the current head/captain acknowledges my decision and acts accordingly.

Following this reply under one of my posts, I request you, @Breneir Tzaracomprada, to take down any videos of me that are on Fora Talossa and delete the files from your device or possible devices.

If you will not cooperate I will not hesitate to take legal action, both in and outside of Talossa if deemed necessary.

Following the dissolution of the 61st Cosă I would like to say that I'm not interested in joining any ministry as a deputy or "working" (actually just existing) in government. So please, when the new cabinet will be made, I ask you to not offer me anything, I will not accept it.

WHEREAS it has been more than a fortnight since @Cam McInnis first posted on Wittenberg, following his introduction to the citizens of the Kingdom by officers of the Immigration Ministry, and

WHEREAS he has, in that time, demonstrated an active, genuine, and continuing interest in Talossan life, language and culture, and

WHEREAS he desires citizenship in the Kingdom of Talossa, and

WHEREAS by all indications it appears that he would be a loyal and dedicated citizen, and a credit to this nation if he obtains the grant of citizenship he requests,

THEREFORE I, Barclamïu da Miéletz, a citizen of good standing of the province of Cézembre and of the Kingdom of Talossa, do hereby petition the Secretary of State @Sir Lüc to issue a grant of citizenship to Prospective Citizen Cameron McInnis, as specified by law.

I completely dread this day but oh well.

Just realised that my birthday is in exactly two months. What will also happen in two months? Me applying for German citizenship to get an ID because I can't be bothered to go to Poland just to get an ID (I mean it'd be time to get an ID because you're legally required to have on here at 16).

Yay, incoming German bureaucracy. (I hope it isn't bad.)

Have a listen here

Seems like my channel worked some magic and we gained recognition from a micronation!

Am I still considered one of the deputy ministers of STUFF? If not, what do I have to do to become one again?

I noticed that the majority of posts here in L'Óspileu ever since I joined were made by me, which is crazy.

Following my renunciation of my citizenship I obviously automatically lost my membership in your party, Bråneu. I would like to be a member again, because I like this party.

Okay so hear me out:

Talossan passports


Above is the cover, I'll work on the pages soon enough.

I can't do it anymore and I won't. Talossa, unfortunately, just fuels the symptoms of my internet addiction and I'm doing horrible in school because of that.

So, with this post, I want to renounce my citizenship in the Kingdom of Talossa.

It was nice being a citizen.

Since the instrumental I made wasn't that good, I decide to rewrite the lyrics to the tune of the Welsh anthem, as regions like Brittany use it.

The anthem is beautiful as well.

@xpb could you send me the fanfare you made again? So I can use it.

Don't interact with me. I need a break. I'm horrible in real life, outside of Talossa. I'm actually addicted to the internet, it's sickening. I should be locked up in fucking rehab.

Azul and apologies for bothering yet again...

Could an admin fix the typo in this page title? (It's "Talosan" instead of "Talossan").

Much appreciated!

Azul, sorry for bothering again... Could the title of this page be changed? I've made a rebranding of what's it about (Radio-Television Talossa).

@Sir Lüc felicia nadaliçă Mr. Secretary of State!

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