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#21
MINISTRÀ DAL ZEFENÇÙ


Promotion of Breneir Tzaracomprada

BE004-2023
2023.04.18


TO: THE ZOUAVES OF THE ROYAL BODYGUARD
SUBJECT: PROMOTION OF CITIZEN BRENEIR TZARACOMPRADA.

In recognition of the cultural work of creating and regularly producing quality content in the media
"Fora Talossa",
citizen BRENEIR TZARACOMPRADA's actions are recognized as a Zouaves exhibition.
"Fora Talossa" has been instrumental in promoting Talossan culture and its values, keeping Talossans informed of important events.

As of the publication of this letter, Citizen BRENEIR TZARACOMPRADA is to be promoted to PRIVATE FIRST CLASS within Els Zuávs da l'Altahál Rexhitál.
Enlisted citizens who contribute to creating a richer environment in the great Kingdom of Talossa, whose work pushes further the cultural frontier of Talossanity, shall be recognized, for we exalt those who dare to do something worthy.

Congratulations, Private First Class Breneir Tzaracomprada.

BRÅNEU EXCELSIO
MINISTER OF DEFENCE


#22
MINISTRÀ DAL ZEFENÇÙ


Promotion of Ian Plätschisch 
@Ian Plätschisch
BE003-2023
2023.04.18

TO: THE ZOUAVES OF THE ROYAL BODYGUARD
SUBJECT: PROMOTION OF CITIZEN IAN PLÄTSCHISCH.

In recognition of the cultural work of proposing and executing the
Talossan Music Top 20 2022-2023,
citizen IAN PLÄTSCHISCH's actions are recognized as a Zouaves exhibition.

The Talossan Music Top 20 contest brought Talossans together and helped them discover new and great music. Such an initiative promotes cultural activity within Talossan citizens and strengthens our national identity.

As of the publication of this letter, Citizen IAN PLÄTSCHISCH is to be promoted to PRIVATE FIRST CLASS within Els Zuávs da l'Altahál Rexhitál.

Enlisted citizens who contribute to creating a richer environment in the great Kingdom of Talossa, whose work pushes further the cultural frontier of Talossanity, shall be recognized, for we exalt those who dare to do something worthy.

Congratulations, Private First Class @Ian Plätschisch .
BRÅNEU EXCELSIO
MINISTER OF DEFENCE



#23
   MINISTRÀ DELS AFAES UTPHÄTSESCHTI
   MINISTRY OF FOREIGN AFFAIRS

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

BHAID Administration.

Effective immediately, I am pleased to announce the appointment of our Most. Hon. Seneschal Breneir Trazaracomprada as the new administrator of the Bureau of Humanitarian Aid and International Development (BHAID) of the Kingdom of Talossa. His dedication to helping those in need make him the ideal candidate for this position. I have full confidence that he will effectively lead and manage the BHAID, enhancing Talossa's efforts towards promoting socioeconomic development and humanitarian assistance whenever possible.

BRÅNEU EXCELSIO
MINISTER OF FOREIGN AFFAIRS OF THE KINGDOM OF TALOSSA


#24
El Glheþ Talossan / A simple question, really.
February 02, 2023, 06:26:52 PM
What if I want to say "Fellow fiováns" or "Hello, fiován community!"?

Is "Azul, coinonïă fiovăna!" right?

I think my question is about using Fiován as an adjective instead of as a demonym.
#25
Warzone Tournament - Game #4
All you have to do is create a Warzone account and join Open Gamewith the code: sdhj.

Settings:
Everyone will have up to 4 days to make their move.
Every player will get 5 territories with 5 troops each.
Every other neutral territory will have only 2 troop (any attack of 3 will win it)
Income: 5 troops per turn.

Ok here's the twist

Teams:
TEAMS OF THREE PLAYERS.
Map:
" North America ":

We finally get to play in Talossa... kind of.
Another twist:
You have a COMMANDER, a powerful unit that has 300% improved ATTACK and DEFENSE, but when a Commander dies, the player loses.

When does it start? The game will start on December 25th, 2022.
For your Information:
Every citizen is invited to play.
The citizen with the best record at the end of the year shall be granted a special rank for their strategic capabilities.


Bråneu Excelsio.
Minister of Defense.
#26
Ministrà dal Zefençù
Büreu dal Ministreu

BE005-2022
2022.12.12

TO: THE ZOUAVES OF THE ROYAL BODYGUARD.
SUBJECT: PROMOTION OF ADMIRAL IASON TAIWOS.

In recognition to the cultural work of publishing:
Lexicon of the Cjováni,
citizen IASON TAIWOS actions are recognized as a Zouaves exhibition.

The Cjováni subculture is strong evidence of Talossanity available for all the world to see, and it has promoted cultural activity within Talossan Citizens for years. 

As the publication of this letter, Adm. IASON TAIWOS, is to be promoted to PRIVATE FIRST CLASS within Els Zuávs da l'Altahál Rexhitál.

Enlisted citizens who contribute in creating a richer environment in the great Kingdom of Talossa, whose work pushes further the cultural frontier of Talossanity shall be recognized for we exaltate those who dare to do something worthy.

Congratulations, Private First Class Iason Taiwos.

BRÅNEU EXCELSIO
MINISTER OF DEFENCE
#27
Fiôvâ / Election of the Incoming Praisidïeu, 2023.
December 14, 2022, 05:45:46 PM

Esteemed members of the General Assembly (that means everyone) of the Free Province of Fiôvâ (that's us):

According to the Constitution of our Province, elections for a three-person Praisidïeu (standing committee of the General Assembly) will be held at the same time as every Cosa election. This election will run from Januarty 15 to February 1, 2023 (in just over a month).

Under the Fiôván Elections and Referendums Law (ERL), Title I Section 3, as Secretary of State I am required to submit to the General Assembly the rules by which I will carry out this election.

Therefore, I hereby declare that the rules for the upcoming election of the Praisidïeu will be as follows:

1. Nominations for the Praisidïeu (Title III Sections 1-2) will open on January 1, 2023 and will close 1 week after that, on January 8.
Under Title III Section 2.1, such a nomination includes the candidate's full name; their party affiliation (if any); and a statement, no longer than fifty words, of the candidate's aims and objectives (optional).
Please make these nominations in this thread, or by personal communication with myself.
2. The period between close of nominations and start of voting (Title III Section 4) will therefore be one week, as determined by the Chancery's timetable for the national elections.
3. the actual process of voting and the production of the "ballot paper" (Title II Section 2) will be delegated to the National Chancery, whom I have asked to use the same voting mechanism as used for Senäts elections. This will allow "write-in" candidates (Title III, Section 5.3.1): the voters may give any citizen, not just the officially nominated candidates, a preference.
4. Once the Chancery reports all the votes, I will count them using the OpaVote website using "ERS97 STV" rules. I certify that this will provide a result as close as makes no difference to that set out in our law. (Title V, Section 12).


Who's up for it? Come on Fiôváns, let's gooooo!! (if you please, please).
#28
As you can see in our Wiki, Violent Femmes is our official provincial entertainer and coffee our official hot beverage, so when I knew that VF was my top artist this year, I was happy and thankful to Fiôvâns, specifically for the threads about our Provincial Symbols done by @Audrada Roibeardet .

In those threads, I said I was going to listen to Violent Femmes, just so I could be a little extra-fiôván about it.
Quote from: Bråneu Excelsio on July 01, 2022, 07:37:11 PMThe robin, the Bumble Bee and Coffee are symbols that speak to my soul. Great great choices.
I'm going to start listening to the Violent Femmes now!

I did my part haha. And I watched my Spotify Wrapped in a coffee shop near my home, so it was all very fiôván altogether.

Desfisetz quálse'cosă denă.

- Bråneu.
#29
Wittenberg / Age of Empires II
December 05, 2022, 03:20:54 PM

Has anyone played this game in the last 23 years? Played a match last night with my cousin, whom I played with 23 years ago for the first time.

I remember I had three original cds and read the game guide every night before going to bed when I was 10 years old. Great times.

When "Conquerors" expansion was released, I was thrilled.
I always chose Aztecs. Big time Jaguar warrior fan.
Even had the thing that they used to intimidate their enemies, the famous Death whistle and the Jaguar whistle.
Altough all whistles are up for sale if you ever had the chance to visit Teotihuacan, a 60 minute drive from Mexico City.


I remember I was fascinated by all the civilizations and their History and how most of them are only remembered now because of the things they left behind, buildings, texts, weapons, recipes, kitchen tools... and I believe the Kingdom of Talossa is a proper civilization, a kind of Babel Tower if you please.

I'm really happy to be here.

Let's play Age of Empires, tho.
#30
Warzone Tournament - Game #3
You can play In your web browser or your phone.
All you have to do is create a Warzone account and join Open Gamewith the code: tse7.
Settings:
Everyone will have up to 2 days to make their move.
Every player will get 5 territories with 5 troops each.
Every other neutral territory will have only 2 troop (any attack of 3 will win it)
Income: 5 troops per turn.
Active cards
The Reinforcement Card can be played to gain additional armies.
(5 armies)
The emergency blockade card change one of your territories to a neutral and multiply the number of armies on that territory. They're useful for creating a defensive blockade.
(x2 Multiplier)
The Bomb Card allows you to target an enemy or neutral territory and kill half of the armies on that territory. You can target any territory that's adjacent to one of your own territories.
Reconnaissance Card
Allows you to choose a territory. You will be able to see through the fog the selected territory and all adjacent territories.
Airlift Card
Aallows you to transfer your armies long distances.
Teams:
 No teams, Free for All.
Map:
" The Siege Of Pameromon ":
When does it start? The game will start on November 30th, 2022.
For your Information:
Every citizen is invited to play.
The citizen with the best record at the end of the year shall be granted a special rank for their strategic capabilities.


Bråneu Excelsio.
Minister of Defense.
#31
Ministrà dal Zefençù
Büreu dal Ministreu

BE003-2022
2022.11.11
TO: THE ZOUAVES OF THE ROYAL BODYGUARD.
SUBJECT: ADJUSTMENTS IN THE RANKS OF THE ZOUAVES.

As of the publication of this letter, the system of exhibitions required to rank up within the Zouaves of the Royal Bodyguard has been slightly changed.

 This is done with the intention of encouraging the Zouaves of the Royal Bodyguard to keep doing something worthy.



All exhibitions that are recognized by the Minister of Defence will now count towards this new system presented in the following graph.


Bråneu Excelsio
Minister of Defence


#32
Warzone Tournament - Game #2
You can play In your web browser or in your phone.
All you have to do is create a Warzone account and join Open Gamewith the code: jetz.
Settings:
Everyone will have up to 3 days to make their move.
Every player will get 3 territories with 3 troops each.
Every other neutral territory will have only 0 troop (any attack of 1 will win it)
Income: 5 troops per turn.
Active cards: Reinforcements and Airlift.
Teams: No teams, Free for All.
Map:
"Modified Medium Earth Board Map":
When does it start? The game will start next Thursday, October 27th, 2022.
(If you aren't familiar with this game, you can play one or two singleplayer maps while we start.)
Map:
For your Information:
Every citizen is invited to play.
Two games will be held every month. The games will be ranked.
The citizen with the best record at the end of the year shall be granted a special rank for their strategic capabilities.


Bråneu Excelsio.
Minister of Defense.
#33

Ministrà dal Zefençù
Büreu dal Ministreu

BE002-2022
2022.10.25
TO: THE ZOUAVES OF THE ROYAL BODYGUARD.
SUBJECT: PROMOTION OF CITIZEN BRENEIR TZARACOMPRADA.

In recognition to the cultural work of gathering information, editing and publishing the Second Volume (and thus creating a serie) of the Talossan Book of Cuisine, as it brought together the Talossan community and is a strong evidence of Talossanity available for all the world to see, as the publication of this letter, citizen BRENEIR TZARACOMPRADA is to be recognized with the rank of PRIVATE SECOND CLASS within Els Zuávs da l'Altahál Rexhitál.

Enlisted citizens who contribute in creating a richer environment in the great Kingdom of Talossa, whose work pushes further the cultural frontier of Talossanity shall be recognized for we exaltate those who dare to do something worthy.

Congratulations, Private Second Class @Breneir Tzaracomprada 

BRÅNEU EXCELSIO
MINISTER OF DEFENCE



#34
WHEREAS there is no record of the Primary Intelligence Group (PIG) having been active at any time in the last 10 years, and

WHEREAS this Bureau is legally bound to exist because it's written in El Lexhatx, and

WHEREAS we've been dragging this Bureau for over 20 years with no real use, and

WHEREAS its purpose isn't clear and looks shady and it needs at least 4 people to operate its activities hidden from the eyes of the citizens

THEREFORE be it resolved that the subsection D.2.4.1.3, which currently reads
Quote2.4.1.3 The Primary Intelligence Group
shall be deleted from el Lexhatx.

FURTHERMORE, I.3, which currently reads
Quote3. The Grupâ Primár del Säpençéu (Primary Intelligence Group) shall be administered by the Zirectéir del Säpençéu (Intelligence Director). This group is chartered to collect, analyze and disseminate vital information to our Seneschál and others as directed. Operates separately from, but in concert with all other domestic and allied information collection agencies, military organizations, law enforcement agencies and other groups as directed. Provides briefings to the Ziu as directed by the Seneschál. Will be divided into three branches, which, respectively, may be headed by a Deputy Director, and are known as: General Operations Directorate - which conducts clandestine operations, information collection and other duties as directed. Analysis Sub-Section - which conducts information analysis and other duties as directed. Internal Information Security Sub-Section, which conducts intra-agency security operations and other duties as directed.

shall also be deleted from el Lexhatx.

Uréu q'estadra så:
Bråneu Excelsio, Minister of Defence
#35
Citizens of Talossa.
The Ministry of Defence and the Ministry of Culture invite you to participate in the Warzone Tournament.
(It's a lot like Risk but free and better in every way.)
You can play In your web browser or in your phone.
All you have to do is create a Warzone account and join the Open Game with the code: ubag.
Settings:
Everyone will have up to 3 days to make their move.
Every player will get 3 territories with 3 troops each.
Every other neutral territory will have only 1 troop (any attack of 2 will win it)
Income: 3 troops per turn.
Active cards: Reinforcements, Emergency Blockade and Airlift.
Teams: No teams, Free for All.
Map:
"Roman Empire, third century crisis":
When does it start? The game will start next Sunday, October 9th 2022.
(If you aren't familiar with this game, you can play one or two singleplayer maps while we start.)
Map:
For your Information:
Every citizen is invited to play.
Two games will be held every month. The games will be ranked.
The citizen with the best record at the end of the year shall be granted a special rank for their strategic capabilities.


Bråneu Excelsio.
Minister of Defense.
#36
WHEREAS there is no record of the Primary Intelligence Group (PIG) having been active at any time in the last 10 years, and

WHEREAS this Bureau is legally bound to exist because it's written in El Lexhatx, and

WHEREAS we've been dragging this Bureau for over 20 years with no real use, and

WHEREAS its purpose isn't clear and looks shady and it needs at least 4 people to operate its activities hidden from the eyes of the citizens

THEREFORE be it resolved that the subsection D.2.4.1.3, which currently reads
Quote2.4.1.3 The Primary Intelligence Group
shall be deleted from el Lexhatx.

FURTHERMORE, I.3, which currently reads
Quote3. The Grupâ Primár del Säpençéu (Primary Intelligence Group) shall be administered by the Zirectéir del Säpençéu (Intelligence Director). This group is chartered to collect, analyze and disseminate vital information to our Seneschál and others as directed. Operates separately from, but in concert with all other domestic and allied information collection agencies, military organizations, law enforcement agencies and other groups as directed. Provides briefings to the Ziu as directed by the Seneschál. Will be divided into three branches, which, respectively, may be headed by a Deputy Director, and are known as: General Operations Directorate - which conducts clandestine operations, information collection and other duties as directed. Analysis Sub-Section - which conducts information analysis and other duties as directed. Internal Information Security Sub-Section, which conducts intra-agency security operations and other duties as directed.

shall also be deleted from el Lexhatx.

Uréu q'estadra så:
Bråneu Excelsio, Minister of Defence
#37
Wittenberg / [DEFENCE] ZUÁVS OPEN FOR APPLICATIONS
September 20, 2022, 05:08:18 PM
TO THE GENERAL PUBLIC.
We are glad to say we are open for applications.
Every citizen is welcome to enlist in our ranks.
We are in a process of revitalizing the Zouaves and the Navy and we sure would be glad to count with you.
#38

Ministrà dal Zefençù
Büreu dal Ministreu

BE001-2022
2022.09.17
TO: THE ZOUAVES OF THE ROYAL BODYGUARD.
SUBJECT: PROMOTION OF CITIZEN GLÜC DA DHI S. H.

In recognition to his work and consistency during the cultural activity Talossan Cycling Association Tour Utrecht-Madrid 2022, as it brought together the Talossan community during several weeks,  as the publication of this letter, citizen GLÜC DA DHI is to be recognized with the rank of PRIVATE SECOND CLASS within Els Zuávs da l'Altahál Rexhitál.

Enlisted citizens of the Zouaves who contribute in creating a richer environment in the great Kingdom of Talossa, whose work pushes further the cultural frontier of Talossanity shall be recognized for we exaltate those who dare to do something worthy.

Congratulations, Private Second Class @Glüc da Dhi S.H.

BRÅNEU EXCELSIO
MINISTER OF DEFENCE





#39
Fiôvâ / [FOR DISCUSSION] Let's establish names.
August 29, 2022, 07:22:46 PM
In this thread we can talk about how to name our 57 townships.

As we know, our two cantons are divided by two and four counties each.
Each county is divided in between 8 to 14 townships.

I believe we can have a different approach to how we name EACH county (and its townships).

Some things I've thought were
a) A county with townships named after Liberty and Independance terminology/concepts.
This in order to pay hommage to Fiôvâ's origins.
Examples: Livertà. Republică. Independençù.    Liberty. Republic. Independence.

b) A county with townships named after Coffee terminology.
This because you know me.
Examples: Macchiato.  Affogato.  Espresso.   

c) A county with townships named after Rivers.
I consider this traditional.

d) A county with townships named after important people in Talossan History.
I consider this traditional and a way to pay respects, too.



We got to keep Fiôvâ nice and tidy. I believe this is a way to do it.
How do you feel about this?
Should we agree to have 6 themes for the naming or do you prefer to pick a county and name its townships yourselves?
Both options are fine by me.

@Miestră Schivă, UrN @GV @Audrada Roibeardet
=)


#40
Wittenberg / Friends can't be citizens or can they
August 26, 2022, 06:21:51 PM
I have tried to get friends of mine to join Talossa but boy oh boy are they stubborn. Or maybe I'm the stubborn one.

"People trying to prove each other wrong all day every day? Is that it?"
"No, dude, we have provinces and you will be assigned to Florencia since you're from British Columbia, I proposed townships in my prov-"
"So I won't share the province with you?"
"Noo but "
"nah dude why the hell why can't I?"
"Look, this is the legal code, it says in here that..."
"Can I go to jail?"
"...Talossan jail, I think"
"Really?"
"I can't explain, forget it."


How many times has this happened to you?