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#21
Quote from: Iason Taiwos on June 07, 2026, 01:44:51 PMI'd like to nominate my car as "Used Talossan Car of the Year".
I drive a 2007 Ford Mustang. It previously belonged to my stepdaughter, who passed away from cancer. Look, I'm not a car guy, never have been. I want something to get me from point a to point b reliably, and that's it. I don't care what it looks like as long as it runs and won't cost a lot of money for repairs. Preferably something I can repair myself. (Okay, there was one car I owned I actually loved...a 1979 Jeep CJ5. Had an inline six engine. Learned to drive stick on it, and I could fix it myself. I'm not naturally mechanically inclined, but I replaced the carburetor, U-joints and a bunch of other stuff all by myself, using just a Haynes manual as a guide. I was proud of myself for that. Plus, it was fun to drive.)
Anyhow, this Mustang. I don't get the appeal. I can't tell you how many times people have complimented me on it. "Wow, nice Mustang, man!" How are you supposed to reply to that? "Thanks, but I just drive it. I had no part of its design or production." I usually just say "Thanks" and leave it at that.
I'm 52 now, and some people probably think my owning this sports car is some kind of mid-life crisis thing, when it was just a vehicle I got because my stepdaughter died, and no one else wanted it. It runs okay, that's all I'm concerned about.
The speedometer hasn't worked since I've had it (maybe five years now), so I've been driving it around the whole time without actually knowing how fast I'm going. I guess it's a testament to my driving skills that I haven't been pulled over by the cops. (I've only ever had one speeding ticket in my life.) My wife once pulled up an app that tells you how fast you are driving, and kept her eye on it when we drove out of town. "I'll let you know when you're speeding," she said. She never mentioned it again until we got back home, and said "That actually impressed me. You pretty much drove the exact speed limit the whole time."
The Mustang has body rust, the muffler is falling off. Sometimes in the morning the button on the gear shifter doesn't want to work. The gas gauge also occasionally quits working. But it gets me to work and back, eventually. It's mostly reliable. My brakes are still good, they saved me from plowing into a couple of deer crossing the road the other day.
(Since we're talking about cars, one of my coworkers recently got a 1962 Rambler. You know all those stories about the old lady keeping her dead husband's antique car in the garage for decades, and it's in pristine condition? This was one of those stories. My coworker grew up next to the old lady, and would mow her lawn for her. She finally died, and the family wanted to clean out her stuff. They offered the car to my work pal, since he had mowed her lawn for years without accepting any pay. They wanted $3000 for it, and threw in an old Cadillac as well. Well, luckily he had the money, and snapped it up. The Caddilac wasn't in that great a shape, but the Rambler looked like it had just rolled out of the factory. Pristine. My pal had to use dry gas to start it, but it drove fine. He went and got historic plates for it. All this happened right in time for the "Super Cruise", which is an annual car show they have here in my town.
Since we have yet to pick up our car, your car will be the Used Talossan Car of The Year 2026.

I actually thought of making two subcategories of that, citizen-submitted and what we (my parents and actually me in the near future) have.
#22
L'Óspileu/The Chat Room / Talossan Car Of The Year
June 06, 2026, 08:41:22 AM
Just some thing I thought of while we were out test driving some cars. With New Talossan Car Of The Year and Used Talossan Car Of The Year.
#23
Wittenberg / Re: [STUFF] Talossan ID Cards
June 03, 2026, 09:31:14 AM
Quote from: Mic'haglh Autófil, O.Be on June 03, 2026, 12:02:08 AMThe citizen in question is free to submit an updated photo if they would like, yes. :P
Alright, whenever I'll get myself to take a decent photo, I'll send it over.
#24
Wittenberg / Re: [STUFF] Talossan ID Cards
June 02, 2026, 07:53:06 AM
Quote from: Mic'haglh Autófil, O.Be on June 02, 2026, 01:00:09 AMHowever, there was one citizen who was waiting on their ID from a previous round
Can said citizen update their photo? Asking for them.
#25
Immigration Archive / Re: Introducing Rajdeep Mote
June 02, 2026, 07:51:39 AM
Quote from: Baron Alexandreu Davinescu on June 02, 2026, 06:14:45 AMI mean, he put in all of his personal information and everything.  I was very surprised.
But he also "found us" (obvious bullshit) through Pornhub out of all places.
#26
Quote from: Iac Marscheir on May 31, 2026, 10:02:20 AMYeah, I think it'd be a good idea to alter the link so it doesn't link, even if the text stays the same.
Or just get rid of it completely, you could still manually type it in.
#27
Also, very smart to send a link to a porn site in a place where there are minors who can see this, real smart.
#28
I'm sorry and excuse my language but what the actual everliving fuck? An 18+ website? Really? @deep_shyt are you sure you found us on there or are you joking?
#29
Azul @KemalistImam! Which of Talossa's aspects attracted you?
#30
I have just now realised that I have made a post about it already...
#31
Quote from: Baron Alexandreu Davinescu on May 11, 2026, 10:48:28 AMWhat do the different classifications mean?
The icons can be a helpful hint but I can explain it, no problem.

Category AM: Mopeds and light quadricycles with a maximum speed of 45 kilometres per hour
Category A1: Motorcycles with a maximum capacity of 125 cubic centimetres, maximum power of eleven kilowatts and a maximum power-weight ratio of 0,1 kilowatts per kilogramme
Category A2: Motorcycles with a maximum power of 35 kilowatts and a maximum power-weight ratio of 0,2 kilowatts per kilogramme
Category B1: Light car-like vehicles up to 400 kilogrammes (550 kilogrammes if transporting goods)
Category B: Any vehicle up to 3,5 tonnes
Category BE: Any vehicle up to 3,5 tonnes with a trailer above 750 kilogrammes (category B allows you to tow trailers up to 750 kilogrammes)
Category C1: Heavy vehicles up to 7,5 tonnes
Category C: Any vehicle above 3,5 tonnes
Category C1E: Heavy vehicles up to 7,5 tonnes with a trailer
Category CE: Any vehicle above 3,5 tonnes with a trailer
Category D1: Buses up to 17 seats and eight metres in length
Category D: Buses with more than 17 seats
Category D1E: Buses up to 17 seats and eight metres in length with a trailer
Category DE: Buses with more than 17 seats with a trailer
#32
Figured I'd finally make a thread about this.


#33
Quote from: Baron Alexandreu Davinescu on May 05, 2026, 08:13:25 AMThank you!  If we hear from her, I bet she would appreciate that.
Not guaranteeing that I know everything about this country.
#34
Quote from: Baron Alexandreu Davinescu on May 04, 2026, 06:20:44 PMI don't know anything about Cyprus...
I only know that it's the most divided piece of land in the world (Republic of Cyprus, Turkish Republic of Cyprus¹, Akrotiri and Dhekelia, both of which belong to the UK and the UN buffer zone).
¹ = The existence of it is debated and as of now it's only recognised by Türkiye.
#35
Quote from: Baron Alexandreu Davinescu on May 04, 2026, 06:19:01 PMWelcome. @AlisaBáthory !  We have several German citizens, such as @Barclamïu da Miéletz , who might be willing to show you around!
I'm only technically a German citizen, I guess. I don't have German citizenship and I don't need it to live in Germany (EU and Schengen magic). But I would show around Talossa, no problem.
#36
Azul @ChaseTOM4! Nice to see some peers in Talossa.
#37
Azul @Huseyinince! What video was it that mentioned Talossa?
#38
Quote from: Alexandreu Soleiglhfred on April 21, 2026, 01:06:26 PMBarclamïu, I will take a look at your concepts soon! Sounds promising.
I've made dedicated wiki pages, I'll link them here for you to take a look at later (though I didn't make a wiki page for my driving licence concept).

Talossan Manual on Road Signage and Signals (I have yet to update it)
Number plates

And here would be my concept for a Talossan driving licence.
#39
Quote from: Baron Alexandreu Davinescu on April 21, 2026, 11:13:08 AMLike a lot of people have found over the years
Including yours truly.
#40
Quote from: Barclamïu da Miéletz on April 20, 2026, 01:22:20 PMnumber plates
Speaking of which, I have changed the TalossaWiki page.