Okay, I think I fixed it.  Onward!

Quote from: Sir Ian Plätschisch on May 05, 2026, 06:25:30 PMLet's a-go!

Quote from: Baron Alexandreu Davinescu on May 07, 2026, 01:26:57 PMMaritiimi-Maxhestic Mençeis are riding, changing sports for better luck!  Off the ice and on the bikes!

Did you both submit teams? They are not showing up in the league yet. (Apologies if you haven't yet. Just wanted to check in case something went wrong)

Maritiimi-Maxhestic Mençeis are riding, changing sports for better luck!  Off the ice and on the bikes!

Quote from: Sir Lüc on May 06, 2026, 06:17:25 AMTwo days to the deadline - make sure you get your registration in, and join the TCAT league on Velogames using code 639289433 (https://www.velogames.com/italy/2026/leaguescores.php?league=639289433)

Tagging other frequent former managers: @þerxh Sant-Enogat @Iason Taiwos @Carlüs Éovart Vilaçafat @Mic'haglh Autófil, O.Be and others - would love to see you all join the fun again!

Also @Marcel Eðo Pairescu Tafial, UrGP @Baron Alexandreu Davinescu @Iason Taiwos @Audrada Roibeardet

May I ask, is this being emailed to citizens? I remember doing this during my time as Secretary of State, but I don't recall seeing it in my email since that time.

-Txec R

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La C'hronică  – Avrïu XLVII / April 2026

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• 2026/XLVI Tafsut Imazighen Honours
  On April 20th, our Good King granted new arms to two new citizens.
  to @Moinul Moin, arms granted are described as "Azure, crossed swords proper beneath an atom Or."
  And to @Tåltind Furxheir, "Azure, a dragon segreant Argent armed and eyed Or, striking with a sword Or on his armoured dextrochere, in base an anvil of the second"
  Admire the Coat of Arms of the new armigers
  
  
• Reunision Day Proclamation 2026
  To celebrate the termination of the National Schism of 2004 which ended with the Reunision of the Republic fourteen years ago, King Txec announced a period of national celebration, lasting from 12:00 am to 12:00 pm on April 20, 2026, Reunision Day.
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Government News

• Announcement of a month of recess for April
  In accordance with Org.IV.8 and Lexh.D.2.1.1.2, Our Seneschal declared that the month of April shall be a Month of Recess for the Ziu.
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General News

• Registations Open for TCAT 2026 Leg 1 !
  Sir Lüc has announced the return of TCAT! Welcome to season 5 of the Talossan Cycling Association Tour, starting as usual with the first of three legs playing out in Italy. All Talossans are heartily invited to sign their teams up!
  Register here
  
  
• A coffee hangout like tears in rain
  On Saturday 11 April at 10am TST, his Majesty the King and the elected Seneschal held a Coffee Hangout. As it was not recorded, all this moment is now lost in time, so don't miss it next time if you people want to join the fun.
  Read here
  
  
• March/April 2026 edition of the Abbavilla Digest
  In Independent Media Fora Talossa's third edition of the Abbavilla Digest, host Breneir Tzaracomprada covers the resignation of Talossa's Attorney-General Tric'hard Lenxheir, the announcement of broosking by a PA member, and finally the ruling by the SoS of an unexpected new leader of the opposition.
  Watch the third edition here
  
  
• Tric'hard Lenxheir is the winner of the 4th El Pretz Per Tomas Poetry Contest !
  "I Dream" is a vivid depiction of the fragility of consciousness, where the boundary between dream and waking life dissolves into a sequence of haunting impressions. Despite the author's description of this piece as "jarbled," the Prize Team identifies a thorough and disciplined minimalism, S:reu Lenxheir has managed to craft a rhythm of compression and release, each quatrain unfolding like a flicker of brief, intense, and unresolved thought.
  Read this poem here.
  

Immigration News

During April we received 4 immigration applications (Huseyn and Mehmet from Turkey, Scott from Florida, Rodrigue from Benin), but we did not register any new citizen during this period

Less than 24 hours left to register your team!

Submitting a team is simple and doesnt take much time. It's not required to actually know anything about cycling.

Speaking of real problems, we may have a month with negative immigration on the departures of Tric'hard and Vitxalmour? This is one reason why Greens have highlighted with renewed urgency the need for a TalossAssistant for each new applicant. It has been months since the PA announced the program's restoration and so far only a Green has served as an official TalossAssistant.

Talossa is shrinking and the PA might actually want to treat it like the urgent issue the PA made it out to be in the last election. As the only opposition party currently we plan to continue bringing attention to this matter.

Azul everybody,

As Minister of Culture, I would like to request this prestigious organization's assistance in an important project.

With the assistance of [mention]Marcel Eðo Pairescu Tafial, UrGP [/mention],  [mention]Mximo Malt [/mention] would like to undertake the ambitious task of updating and revising the Talossan version of our nation's Organic Law, and, if all goes well, the even more ambitious task of gradually translating our civil code, El Lexhatx, into Talossan.

Due to the scope and nature of this undertaking, I thought it would be more fitting for it to be a collaborative project between the nation's premiere Talossan language experts with the sponsorship and backing of the Ministry of Culture.

Ideally, S:reu Malt would provide his revisions and translations piecemeal while the rest provide feedback and corrections until the work is done.