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#21
Fiôvâ / why did Fiôvâ known as The Fre...
Last post by Carteir Montagnhă - September 13, 2025, 07:44:52 AM
i have this question stuck on my mind since the day i discovered about Fiôvâ.
#22
L'Óspileu/The Chat Room / Re: TMT Special! Nominations: ...
Last post by Barclamïu da Miéletz - September 13, 2025, 04:26:43 AM
Quote from: Glüc on September 13, 2025, 02:54:49 AMThere are 11 spots left! Everyone now gets one additional nomination every 24 hours.

To be clear: those who haven't nominated yet can still post two picks at once (but then would have to wait another 24 hours before their third nomination)
In that case this is my third nomination

#23
L'Óspileu/The Chat Room / Re: TMT Special! Nominations: ...
Last post by Gjermund Higraff - September 13, 2025, 03:23:06 AM
3. Dexys - Both Sides Now
#24
L'Óspileu/The Chat Room / Re: TMT Special! Nominations: ...
Last post by Glüc - September 13, 2025, 02:57:53 AM
3. Madness - One Step Beyond

(Sneaking Ska in after all)
#25
L'Óspileu/The Chat Room / Re: TMT Special! Nominations: ...
Last post by Glüc - September 13, 2025, 02:54:49 AM
There are 11 spots left! Everyone now gets one additional nomination every 24 hours.

To be clear: those who haven't nominated yet can still post two picks at once (but then would have to wait another 24 hours before their third nomination)
#26
L'Óspileu/The Chat Room / Re: Talossan Cycling Associati...
Last post by Glüc - September 13, 2025, 02:51:33 AM
I really don't have much time for update today sorry. Also for a recap of thursdays time trial I'm afraid. Ganna (BDC/DED/REX/VFL) won that one ahead of Vine (GHS/DED), Almeida (CFA/DED/REX) and Armirail (CHX/MCB/PTM), and then Philipsen (BDC/DED/GHS/REX/VFL) beat Pedersen (DED/MCB/PTM), Aular (CJO) and Biermans (EVC) in the sprint yesterday. GC is still undecided, just as TCAT, where the result of these two days is Dead Last scoring the most points on both days and getting very close to dead first, but presumably several teams are still in the running for the final victory.

Standings after stage 19:


Pos±TeamPts OvePts Today
1st(=)Gordon Hiatus Support Team (GHS)7904+381
2nd(=)Dirnalaiset Mortescu (DED)7812+519
3rd(=)Cézembre Caçeirs dals Mailintzarăs (BDC)7216+352
4th(=)Cézembre Fieschā (CFA)6671+208
5th(=)Maricopa Cabana Boys (MCB)6580+320
6th(=)Esqipă Velocostă (EVC)6329+293
7th(=)Naziun Cjovani (CJO)6141+257
8th(=)Els Talossaes Rexhitais (REX)6106+315
9th(=)Port Maxhestic AC (PTM)5973+281
10th(=)Cyclohexane (CHX)5423+97
11th(=)Velociposse Florencia (VFL)5380+287

Two stages today, including a mountain stage with a HC finish today, which will determine the overall GC winner and the traditional sprint in Madrid on sunday.
#27
El Ziu/The Ziu / Re: [Terpelaziun] Minister of ...
Last post by Mic’haglh Autófil, O.Be - September 13, 2025, 01:28:09 AM
Estimat Tuischac'h,

I thank the Member for his question.

Let me first begin by stating that when such outages occur, assuming they affect not just Wittenberg but the entirety of the nation's web presence, then they would indeed fall under the Ministry's purview. If the wiki and other services remain unaffected and only Wittenberg goes down, that would appear to be more of a Chancery issue under Title J. (I am responding here to comments from the Member on Discord regarding Chancery vs. Government responsibility, to be clear.)

To address the Terpelaziun posed: the Wittenberg outages in recent weeks appear to not be caused by any technical issue with our hosting service -- as were, for example, some of the outages following maintenance to our Digital Ocean server earlier in the summer -- but are instead caused by external factors, chief of which appears to be a larger number of bots, likely web crawlers, attempting to communicate with the server. When the server receives too many requests in a short amount of time, it basically overloads and will go offline.

The Permanent Secretary has already implemented an anti-bot measure to counter these bots, which at least in its first week appears to be properly thwarting excessive requests.
#28
El Senäts/The Senate / Re: 61st Cosă 5th Clark - Sena...
Last post by þerxh Sant-Enogat - September 13, 2025, 01:04:10 AM
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Hey, not that often
#29
El Senäts/The Senate / Re: 61st Cosă 5th Clark - Sena...
Last post by Iason Taiwos - September 12, 2025, 08:02:41 PM
61RZ25, I vote per. The comments made by my fellow Senator GV swayed me to approve this bill.
There is no "spiritual dimension" to this turf war horseshit. There isn't a "spiritual dimension" to anything except in the minds of lunatics. Religion has a large, and massively negative part to play in the entire Israel/Palestine drama. I'm fact, I think it is the major part of this mess. Your suggestion that they all acknowledge Christianity as the real religion is laughable . GV, your tax money funds horrors we can't even contemplate. Let me know when you refuse to pay taxes.
Maybe Hamas takes some of the relief money. But maybe some of it gets to people who need it. Any little bit helps. But innocent children are dying from the actions of religiously deluded adults.
Christian Nationalism is on the rise in our neighbor country (USA), and I will fight it with every last ounce in my body.
#30
El Ziu/The Ziu / Re: [Terpelaziun] Minister of ...
Last post by Breneir Tzaracomprada - September 12, 2025, 05:30:52 PM
Mr. Speaker,

I rise to remind the Technology Minister of this outstanding terpelaziun @Mic'haglh Autófil, O.Be