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#21
L'Óspileu/The Chat Room / Re: Talossan Cycling Associati...
Last post by Mic’haglh Autófil, O.Be - September 19, 2026, 01:07:34 PM
A glorious day for Belacostă, and therefore the world. Congrats Iason!
#22
Atatürk / Re: Atatürk House of Commons,...
Last post by Sir Lüc - September 19, 2026, 12:04:05 PMSeeing as all seats are filled, whenever you'd like!
#23
Atatürk / Re: Atatürk House of Commons,...
Last post by Andrïeu Cabischabuerg - September 19, 2026, 10:42:25 AMWhen do we start Başbakan nominations?
#24
L'Óspileu/The Chat Room / Re: Talossan Cycling Associati...
Last post by Sir Lüc - September 19, 2026, 04:46:13 AMLastly:
SEASON STANDINGS
(± ignores non-returning teams)
After two seasons at second place, Gordon Hiatus Support Team finally does one better and wins TCAT 2026. It was an underwhelming edition compared to the recent past, but their performance in the previous two editions were more than enough to comfortably stay in first place.
REX gets by far their best season result - they will certainly look to carry this to a maiden edition win for them and Maricopa next year - and BdC round off the podium by just 7 points over CHX, confirming third place from last year. Cyclohexane will regret those few points, but overall they have still improved their point tally every year.
SEASON STANDINGS
(± ignores non-returning teams)
| Pos | ± | Team | Pts | |
| 1st | (=) |  | Gordon Hiatus Support Team (GHS) | 27203 |
| 2nd | (+1) |  | Els Talossaes Rexhital (REX) | 25442 |
| 3rd | (+3) |  | Cézembre Caçeirs dals Mailintzarăs (BDC) | 25328 |
| 4th | (-2) | | Cyclohexane (CHX) | 25321 |
| 5th | (=) |  | Velociposse Florencia (VFL) | 24363 |
| 6th | (-2) |  | Maritiimi-Maxhestic Mençeis (MMM) | 22152 |
| 7th | (=) | | Cézembre Fieschā (CFA) | 17391 |
After two seasons at second place, Gordon Hiatus Support Team finally does one better and wins TCAT 2026. It was an underwhelming edition compared to the recent past, but their performance in the previous two editions were more than enough to comfortably stay in first place.
REX gets by far their best season result - they will certainly look to carry this to a maiden edition win for them and Maricopa next year - and BdC round off the podium by just 7 points over CHX, confirming third place from last year. Cyclohexane will regret those few points, but overall they have still improved their point tally every year.
#25
L'Óspileu/The Chat Room / Re: Talossan Cycling Associati...
Last post by Sir Lüc - September 19, 2026, 04:32:16 AMCustomary pair of tables to round out the edition (and season):
ALL-TIME STAGE WINNERS
Cjovani won the most stages in this edition, 7, which are enough to propel it to all-time third most stage wins.
GHST did not win any stage in an edition for the first time ever, but remains the team with the most stagewins over the season for the second time in a row - this time shared with els Talossaes Rexhitais, who in turn are the fourth different team to win the most stages in a season, and the sixth to win double digit stagewins in a season.
BdC achieved the funny Talossan number and is therefore forbidden from winning any more stages (/s).
By winning their first two stages, the Manilows leave Ardita as the only team who ever took part in TCAT without winning a stage. By winning the 44th stage they took part in, they equal the Cabana Boys (who sadly didn't feature this season) in taking the most stages of any other team before finally winning one.
One team, Ardita, took part in one TCAT leg but did not win a stage.
ALL-TIME STAGE WINNERS
Cjovani won the most stages in this edition, 7, which are enough to propel it to all-time third most stage wins.
GHST did not win any stage in an edition for the first time ever, but remains the team with the most stagewins over the season for the second time in a row - this time shared with els Talossaes Rexhitais, who in turn are the fourth different team to win the most stages in a season, and the sixth to win double digit stagewins in a season.
BdC achieved the funny Talossan number and is therefore forbidden from winning any more stages (/s).
By winning their first two stages, the Manilows leave Ardita as the only team who ever took part in TCAT without winning a stage. By winning the 44th stage they took part in, they equal the Cabana Boys (who sadly didn't feature this season) in taking the most stages of any other team before finally winning one.
| Team | Stage Wins | 2022 | 2023 | 2024 | 2025 | 2026 | |
| Banqeu da Cézembre (BDC) | 59 | 11 | 15 | 20 | 5 | 8 |
| Gordon Hiatus Support Team (GHS) | 46 | 6 | 5 | 11 | 13 | 11 |
| Naziun Cjovani (CJO) | 24 | 12 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 9 |
| Cyclohexane (CHX) | 23 | - | 8 | 2 | 5 | 8 |
| Velociposse Florencia (VFL) | 22 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 6 | 5 |
| Mençeis/Gagnheirs (MMM) | 20 | 5 | 11 | - | - | 4 |
| Port Maxhestic AC (PTM) | 17 | - | 3 | 9 | 5 | 0 |
| Cézembre Fieschă (CFA) | 17 | - | 2 | 9 | 5 | 1 |
| Rexhitais/Cantzelerïă (REX) | 17 | - | 1 | 1 | 4 | 11 |
| Maricopa Cabana Boys (MCB) | 13 | - | 7 | 3 | 3 | - |
 | Dead Last (DED) | 12 | - | 3 | 4 | 5 | 0 |
| Esqipă Velocostă (EVC) | 11 | - | - | - | 10 | 1 |
 | Kinetic Racing (KIN) | 4 | 3 | 0 | - | 1 | - |
| Team In The Wind (KIN) | 3 | - | - | - | - | 3 |
| els Averatxeirs (ATX) | 2 | - | 2 | - | 0 | - |
| Valcürïăs (VAL) | 2 | 2 | 0 | - | - | - |
| Manilows (MAN) | 2 | - | - | 0 | 0 | 2 |
One team, Ardita, took part in one TCAT leg but did not win a stage.
#26
Green Party / Re: Thank you to the voters
Last post by Crement Itravilatx - September 18, 2026, 11:48:00 PMQuote from: Breneir Tzaracomprada on September 18, 2026, 07:36:21 PMCrement you are a credit to Talossa for showing what true grace looks like even in your responses here. These people don't know you well yet but they will come around once they do. Keep teaching them the way you teach me as it is a standard I believe they can rise to.
Thank you honey. It appears it might take longer than expected.
Quote from: Miestră Schivă, UrN-GC on September 18, 2026, 11:32:17 PMCrement, I urge you to consider that your husband's contributions to this thread are just proving that AD and I are right about this.
I thank Alexandreu Davinescu for engaging constructively and naming a method to prove my party's independence beyond Brandon's apology and resignation. Miestra has declined to do the same.
#27
Green Party / Re: Thank you to the voters
Last post by Miestră Schivă, UrN-GC - September 18, 2026, 11:32:17 PMCrement, I urge you to consider that your husband's contributions to this thread are just proving that AD and I are right about this.
#28
Green Party / Re: Thank you to the voters
Last post by Breneir Tzaracomprada - September 18, 2026, 07:36:21 PMCrement you are a credit to Talossa for showing what true grace looks like even in your responses here. These people don't know you well yet but they will come around once they do. Keep teaching them the way you teach me as it is a standard I believe they can rise to.
#29
Green Party / Re: Thank you to the voters
Last post by Françal I. Lux - September 18, 2026, 07:18:56 PMBe a work horse not a show horse is my suggestion
#30
Green Party / Re: Thank you to the voters
Last post by Baron Alexandreu Davinescu - September 18, 2026, 07:08:56 PMQuote from: Crement Itravilatx on September 18, 2026, 06:10:26 PMI am here for my husbandI believe it lol