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#21
As the nation enters the last week of the election, we are to a point where it becomes prudent to start considering the aftermath.

Make no mistake, we continue to campaign not just with the goal of leading the next government, but with the goal of earning the majority's support for our platform of democratic reform and a return to responsible, accountable, transparent administration. However, in the more likely case that we emerge as the largest party, but not with a majority, cooperation will become necessary, in line with our own platform of Government By A Team.

In the previous Cosă, while our initial offer of cooperation was rebuffed by the now-outgoing Government, we were eventually able to reach an agreement. Mutually beneficial, it ensured the stability of the Davinescu Government, while also guaranteeing that several landmark pieces of the URL's Democracy Agenda would pass the Ziu. It was a good compromise, the kind that can lead to more good work down the road.

We see no reason why some agreement in that same spirit cannot be reached again.

To be sure, enacting the Democracy Agenda will be central to such an agreement. Working with us means helping us to achieve the goals that our supporters base their very support on. We will not neglect their trust.

We also will not abandon the cordon sanitaire. We remain committed to forming a government that neither includes nor relies on the support of unanimously-condemned sexual harasser Breneir Tzaracomprada. It may be that one day he will offer a genuine apology and his victim will accept it, at which point the nation can finally begin the healing process. Until then, however, the cordon sanitaire will hold.
#22
Madam President, I wanted to let a bit of time pass before enquiring. Just over two weeks now and no fellows have actioned my application. I wanted to check in as to the procedure should no other fellow take it up? Even if you are not an expert on my subject (which I don't think any of the other fellows are either) would you hazard an attempt at an appraisal?
#24
Wittenberg / Re: [GOVT] Proclamation of Mou...
Last post by King Txec - August 25, 2026, 07:19:20 PM
Quote from: Iason Taiwos on August 25, 2026, 05:26:32 PMI think we should make it January 19th, her birthday. Dolly Parton entering the world was a better event than her departing it.


I agree and I've made the change.

-Txec R
#25
Dolly Parton, may she rest in peace, made it one of her many missions in life to help improve child literacy, and to honour her as a socity, I think we too should do somthing simaler, Gather books together to do donate to a GTA school or Youth organisation.

We are the society for the advancement of knowledge and this is surely the least we can do.
#26
Wittenberg / Re: [GOVT] Proclamation of Mou...
Last post by Iason Taiwos - August 25, 2026, 05:26:32 PM
I think we should make it January 19th, her birthday. Dolly Parton entering the world was a better event than her departing it.
#27
L'Óspileu/The Chat Room / Re: [TMT20] 2026 Talossan Musi...
Last post by King Txec - August 25, 2026, 04:55:12 PM
She was probably my favorite singer of all time and her joy and music will never be replicated.

-Txec R
#28
Wittenberg / Re: [GOVT] Proclamation of Mou...
Last post by King Txec - August 25, 2026, 04:54:19 PM
Quote from: Baron Alexandreu Davinescu on August 25, 2026, 02:23:53 PM

Proclamation of Mourning in Honour of Dolly Parton

The Government of the Kingdom of Talossa notes with sorrow the passing of Dolly Rebecca Parton, who died peacefully in Nashville, Tennessee, on the 25th of August, 2026, at the age of eighty. While the world will rightly remember her as one of the great voices of American music, it is for her works of generosity and compassion that we particularly remember her.

Dolly Parton understood, from the poverty of her own childhood, that dignity is not a luxury. Inspired by a father she loved who never learned to read, she built the Imagination Library -- now the largest early childhood book-gifting program in the world, with more than 300 million free books delivered to children across five countries (including my own). Through her Dollywood Foundation, she reduced her home county's high school dropout rate from thirty-five percent to six, funded children's hospitals, and created thousands of jobs in a region that badly needed them. When wildfires struck the Great Smoky Mountains in 2016, she raised over twelve million dollars for displaced families. When the COVID-19 pandemic threatened the world, her million-dollar donation to Vanderbilt University helped fund the early research behind the Moderna vaccine -- and then she rolled up her rhinestone sleeve on camera to get the shot, because she knew her people trusted her more than they trusted a press release.

The Kingdom of Talossa extends its deepest sympathies to the Parton family and to the countless communities she lifted. Her legacy is not measured in platinum records, but in children who learned to read, in families who kept their homes, and in lives that were saved because one woman from the hills of Tennessee decided that she could help. May she rest in peace.

I would like to countersign this proclamation. I had the great pleasure of seeing Dolly in concert some years back at the Hollywood Bowl. My heart aches at the loss but it also feels great joy when thinking of all that she did for the world and her love for life, music, and her fellow humans.

(Baron you beat me to this as I was going to post my own proclamation when I had a few moment!)

I would as King like to take this one step further and declare that henceforth, January 19 shall be known as Dolly Parton Day.

-Txec R
#29
Wittenberg / MicroCon Program Page Design
Last post by xpb - August 25, 2026, 04:50:35 PM

Preliminary Request for Graphic Design Submissions

Via a private donation (without use of treasury funds), a full page in the MicroCon 2027 program has been procured.

While we await design criteria from the hosts (Slowjamistan) those interested can be pondering draft layouts.
#30
L'Óspileu/The Chat Room / Re: [TMT20] 2026 Talossan Musi...
Last post by Glüc - August 25, 2026, 04:02:15 PM
We have a new winner! Or at least a different one from last year. Pink Floyd - Wish You Were Here did not make it through the semifinal, which means we're gonna have a different winner from last year. The rest of last years top 5 is still in the race. Of course Starman would still be a repeat winner if it won and would enter the Hall of Fame in that case.