La C'hronică  – Març XLVII / March 2026

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Government News

• Fashion week at the Ministry of Foreign Affairs
  The uniform, defined as "A suit, bendy Argent, Gules, Vert, repeated" shall be the uniform of the current Foreign Ministry. Definitely one of the most patriotic outfit in the Kingdom!
  Take a look here
  
  
• New citizen appointed as Deputy Minister of Immigration for Deadlines
  Moinul Moin is our Deputy Minister of Immigration for Deadlines.  His job will be to keep track of deadlines during the immigration process, notifying the Minister when action is necessary.
  Read here
  
  
• Intense intelligence and diplomatic activity at the Ministry of Foreign Affairs
  A very structured approach to better know the other micronations and why not to enter into diplomatic relationship with them
  Read here for more
  
  
• A Prime Minister's Patriotic award you can now touch!
  Our Seneschal has 3D-printed nice badges which only meritful recipients will be allowed to wear
  Discover here
  
  

General News

• Talossaware available for purchase
  TalossaWare web page is working again!  All of us who are proud of our Kingdom can now order flags, magnets, stickers from our own merchandising store
  Buy here
  
  
• 2025-26 TMT20 Special Edition: RESULTS !!
  DJ Glüc has started the revealing of the winners of this special edition of the famous Talossan competition.
  Categories were : covers of original songs, Eurodance/eurodisco, Songs with an unusual time signature, Songs with no lyrics, Songs in French and Songs released on or after February 2nd, 2023
  Discover the winners here
  Want to listen to good sound ? DJ Glüc has compiled a spotify list of every regular edition tmt nomination
  Listen here also.
  
  
• Fantasy Hockey Week 21 results are here
  6 teams qualified for the playoffs and 4 teams will compete in the consolation round. Suspense is intact!
  here.
  
  
• Four competitors for the 4th El Pretz Per Tomas Poetry Contest
  It is now in the hands of two elite judges to select the winning entry.
  here.
  
  
• Competition is open : show your attempts to market our Kingdom!
  Who will have the most original idea to display our name for the edification of the wider masses ?
  Look at xpb's guerilla marketing action here
  

Immigration News

During March we received 7 immigration applications (Mohammed of Iraq, Sam from Romania, Manoj from Ireland, Liam of California, Musab of Texas,  Siyash from India, No·ac'h from Wisconsin)
We already announced one new citizens for the beginning of March
-    Moinul Moin, 608th naturalized citizen, since March 6th
And we are pleased to welcome also :
-    No·ac'h Clå, 609th naturalized citizen, since March 23rd

Quote from: Glüc on April 06, 2026, 01:13:38 PMWell well well, so we meet again, Mic'haglh

So we do. It's looking so far like I'll need your prediction to come down some, but a lot can change between now and next Thursday...

Quote from: Barclamïu da Miéletz on March 26, 2026, 01:15:17 AM

Quote from: leanmanmcgee on March 25, 2026, 06:46:08 PMEnglish, A2 spanish, currently learning Talossan
Languages I want to learn: dutch, german, catalan, european portuguese

I'm curious as to why you want to learn German.

My mum is German, and it also sounds cute and pretty!


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Please note contributions from non-party members will be policed strictly.

Party members, I will broach this topic in our Discord as well but wanted to create this public space for thinking ahead of the next election.

What would be your suggestions for improving citizen experience in the Kingdom? I am calling these KIN or Kingdom Improvement Notes. Please make your suggestions and we can create consensus around those we submit to the electorate.

Here are some of mine:

IMMIGRATION:
-Renew the TalossAssistant program

CULTURE:
-Enact programs that develop Talossan culture beyond the language and politics.
-Restore BEER (inspiration from the recent Artemis program)

FINANCE:
-Include information from InfoTeca concerning spending in La C'hronica.

I speak Portuguese, Italian, English and can understand some Spanish.

Quote from: Mximo Malt on April 05, 2026, 01:17:39 PM

Quote from: Breneir Tzaracomprada on April 02, 2026, 05:00:16 PM

Quote from: Barclamïu da Miéletz on October 14, 2025, 02:44:25 PM

Quote from: Breneir Tzaracomprada on October 14, 2025, 01:57:49 PMVolume 4 of the Talossan Book of Cuisine is now available!

I'm looking forward for volume five.

I will be issuing the call for submissions to Volume 5 later this year. I hope we can get some interesting recipes for this next edition.

Here's one:

Mximo's Good Ol' Fashioned Cinnamon Oatmeal Breakfast Spectacular

1/2 cup Quaker Instant 1-Minute Oats
1 spoon brown sugar
Lots of cinnamon (but not too much!)

Boil oats. Pour in bowl, put cinnamon and sugar in, and mix it up well. Enjoy!


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Thanks, I'll add this to the submissions for Volume 5.

I too am happy with how this has turned out. I think I will be gifting mine to Crement and encouraging him to bring in the next family member to Talossanity.