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#31
El Funal/The Hopper / The Blanking Blank Act
Last post by Baron Alexandreu Davinescu - December 02, 2025, 11:35:41 PM
There's a lot of accumulated errors in the law, and I thought it might be a good idea to just take a minute and fix them.  This bill strikes all the empty sections and directs them to be renumbered, and confirms the existing text where it is in doubt.  I think I got them all, but I'll still need to go through and check to make sure no references are being broken.

(I had a snow day today.)

THEREFORE, the section Lexh.A.9 shall be struck from the law, and all subsequent sections and subsections renumbered sequentially.

FURTHERMORE, the text of Lexh.A.16, which currently reads:
QuoteExcept as provided in A.17, whoever does any of the following is guilty of a crime subject to punishment by banishment, revocation of citizenship, any combination of civil disabilities and any other authorized punishments:
shall be replaced by
QuoteWhoever does any of the following is guilty of a crime subject to punishment by banishment, revocation of citizenship, any combination of civil disabilities and any other authorized punishments:

FURTHERMORE, the section Lexh.A.17 shall be struck from the law, and all subsequent sections and subsections renumbered sequentially.

FURTHERMORE, the subsubsubsection Lexh.D.2.6.5 shall be struck from the law, and all subsequent sections and subsections renumbered sequentially.

FURTHERMORE, the subsubsubsubsections Lexh.D.2.8.2.8-10 shall be struck from the law, and all subsequent sections and subsections renumbered sequentially.

FURTHERMORE, the section Lexh.D.5 shall be struck from the law, and all subsequent sections and subsections renumbered sequentially.

FURTHERMORE, the subsections Lexh.D.8.5-8 shall be struck from the law, and all subsequent sections and subsections renumbered sequentially.

FURTHERMORE, Lexh.F.2 shall be confirmed to read as follows:
Quote2. The list of public holidays recognised and observed by the government is as follows:

2.1. Feb 28-Mar 1: Ziuas dal Anavatan - Combines Landmark, Culture, and Cestour Days into a multi-day festival leading into Berber Heritage Month. It is a celebration of all things Talossan, with a special emphasis on the special relationship all Talossans have to the Greater Talossan Area. On leap years, Feb 29th should be marked by the staging (digital or otherwise) of a Talossan Opera.
2.2. April 20: Reunision Day - Celebrates the healing of the great National Schism, and the history of the Talossan Republic of 2004-2012.
2.3. May 1: Flag Day - recalls the theft of the national flag in 1984. In true Talossan fashion, this day should be spent NOT displaying the flag, to encourage meditation on national symbols and Talossanity in general.
2.4. 20 April. Reunision Day. Commemorating the royal proclamation of Reunision and the end of the National Schism.
2.5. 1 June. Republic Day. Commemorating the foundation of the Talossan Republic as a day to honour democracy and the popular will, for both Republican and Monarchist traditions.
2.6. 1st Monday in September: Monarchy Day - celebrates the institution of the Talossan monarchy and marks the resumption of the monarchy with the coronation of King Florence in 1988.
2.7. November 25: Victory Day - celebrates our victory in the Cone Wars.
2.8. December 26: Independence Day - celebrates our independence from the Big Neighbor.

FURTHERMORE, Lexh.F.5 is confirmed to read as follows:
Quote5. The government of the Kingdom shall recognise and observe as a public holiday the day of, or the day before, the birthday of the current Sovereign.

5.2. The list of Days of Observance recognised and observed by the government is as follows:
5.2.1. January 1. Flip Molinar Day. This Holiday honors the contributions and enduring legacy of S:reu Flip Molinar as proclaimed by King Txec.
5.2.2. the month of March: Berber Heritage Month. All citizens are encouraged to express themselves in whatever medium is appropriate, on the question of Talossa's real or imagined Berbercentric prehistory.
5.2.3. March 21: James "Jimmy" Letherer Memorial Civil Rights Day, or "Civil Rights Day" for short.
5.2.4. 7 April: Cjovani Day. This holiday honors a trailblazing example of Talossan subcultural development, the Cjovani Belacostans, and serves as a day for Talossans to consider the potential for future subcultures in their own provinces
5.2.5. June 24: Immigration Day
5.2.6. September 28: Democracy Day
5.2.7. October 16: Publicity Day
5.2.8. December 12: Llimbaziua (Language Day).
5.3. The Minister of Culture may declare additional one-time Days of Observance upon petition by Talossan citizens. Permanent Days of Observance must be approved by the Ziu.
5.3.13. 10 December. Human Rights Day. A suggested method to celebrate Human Rights Day is reviewing Article XI of The Organic Law and/or the Universal Declaration of Human Rights.

FURTHERMORE, the sections Lexh.F.32-34 and Lexh.F.39 shall be struck from the law, and all subsequent sections and subsections renumbered sequentially.

FURTHERMORE, the subsection Lexh.G.1.1 shall be struck from the law, and all subsequent sections and subsections renumbered sequentially.

FURTHERMORE, the section Lexh.L.10 shall be struck from the law, and all subsequent sections and subsections renumbered sequentially.
#32
L'Óspileu/The Chat Room / Re: [62nd COSA] Election Predi...
Last post by Iac Marscheir - December 02, 2025, 10:12:09 PM
By golf scoring, I've won by a landslide.
#33
L'Óspileu/The Chat Room / Re: Talossan Instafood?
Last post by Breneir Tzaracomprada - December 02, 2025, 09:10:03 PM
For the first time in years I fixed a favorite Eastern European winter soup called borscht. It has beef, beets, cabbage, potatoes, rutabagas, carrots, and celery. And I like to top it with sour cream and dill and have a side of rye bread. It is a soup that takes a few hours to complete and while it is worth it I now know why I only make this occasionally. Recipe was from The Joy of Cooking.

#34
L'Óspileu/The Chat Room / Re: [62nd COSA] Election Predi...
Last post by Sir Ian Plätschisch - December 02, 2025, 07:14:32 PM
RESULTS
1. Me - 190
2. AD - 180
3. Breneir - 179
4. Miestra - 177
5. Iac - 66
#35
Wittenberg / Re: Citizenship Petition for A...
Last post by Françal I. Lux - December 02, 2025, 06:46:04 PM
Welcome! Welcome!
#36
Wittenberg / Cosă
Last post by Andrïeu Cabischabuerg - December 02, 2025, 06:16:21 PM
I hereby request the SoS to assign 1 Cosă seat to me for the remainder of this term, as provided under Organic Law IV.4
#37
Wittenberg / Re: Citizenship Petition for A...
Last post by Mic’haglh Autófil, O.Be - December 02, 2025, 04:17:43 PM
Congrats Andrïeu, and welcome!
#38
Wittenberg / Re: Citizenship Petition for A...
Last post by King Txec - December 02, 2025, 03:58:01 PM
Congratulations and welcome officially to Talossa!

-Txec R
#39
Wittenberg / Re: Citizenship Petition for A...
Last post by Sir Lüc - December 02, 2025, 03:48:23 PM
TANDI QE Andrïeu Cabischabuerg tent compiaçat toct i resquiraziuns lexhitais per l'aðmiçiun àl Regipäts Talossan, es tent comvimçat la naziun es noi da sieu intereçù in la citaxhienità Talossan (la Mhiglhor Cosă Qe L'Erxhent Non Put Comprar), da sieu intenziun es desireu à partiçipar in noastră vidă naziunal, es da sieu leialtà àl Coronă, noi sint rat es þonourat àð aðmiçar perventüră Andrïeu Cabischabuerg àl statüs exaltat del 598-l:t CITAXHIÉN VEITAT DEL REGIPÄTS TALOSSAN, es dal provinçù Atatürk, cün toct i drepts, privilexhuns, es deveirs qi sint iherinds à ça.

Fäts par va mha in la nómină del Regeu Txec es sub sieu Saxhel Rexhital li 2. Zecemvar in l'anneu dal eră comun 2025, in el secund anneu del röin da noastra soveran cortös Regeu Txec, es el 46-l:t dal independençù da Talossa.

WHEREAS Andrïeu Cabischabuerg has completed all the legal requirements for admission to the Kingdom of Talossa, and has satisfied the nation and us of his interest in Talossan citizenship (the Best Thing Money Can't Buy), of his intention and desire to participate in our national life, and of his loyalty to the Crown, we are pleased and honoured hereby to admit Andrïeu Cabischabuerg to the exalted status of the 598th NATURALISED CITIZEN OF THE KINGDOM OF TALOSSA, and of the province of Atatürk, with all the rights, privileges, and duties thereunto appertaining.

Done by my hand in the name of King Txec and under his Royal Seal this 2nd day of December in the year of the common era 2025, in the 2nd year of the reign of our gracious sovereign King Txec, and of the independence of Talossa the 46th.




Sir Lüc da Schir
Secretar d'Estat / Secretary of State
#40
Wittenberg / Re: Citizenship Petition for A...
Last post by Breneir Tzaracomprada - December 02, 2025, 03:39:59 PM
I may be a little early but Andrieu welcome to Talossan citizenship. Your free gift card to Taco Bell is in the mail.