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#31
Quote from: Baron Alexandreu Davinescu on Yesterday at 12:59:49 PMI just checked the numbers with the conversion template on the wiki -- odd, wonder if that's broken?

What's the link? I might look into fixing the code.
#32
I just checked the numbers with the conversion template on the wiki -- odd, wonder if that's broken?
#33
I quickly reconverted all the values, these should be correct:

Quote•  Checking: 413¤48 ($620.71 USD)
•  Savings: 828¤46 ($1243.16 USD)
•  Paypal: 29¤46 ($44.64 USD)
•  Venmo : 16¤40 ($25.00 USD)
      Total: ℓ1289 ($1933.51 USD)

QuoteFURTHERMORE, His Majesty's Government hereby submits to the Ziu a request for the appropriation of funds from the Royal Treasury, totaling 366¤40 (550 USD), for the specific purposes and subject to restrictions as outlined herein:

Quote- Prime Ministry: ℓ100 (US$150)

QuoteFURTHERMORE, His Majesty's Government proposes a voluntary fundraising goal of 166¤40 ($250) over the course of this term.
#34
Somethings not right with these bence and louise figures... there are only 60 bence in a louis.

#35
El Funal/The Hopper / Re: Budget for the 62nd Cosa
Last post by Breneir Tzaracomprada - Yesterday at 11:45:37 AM
Quote from: Françal I. Lux on Yesterday at 09:19:37 AMFURTHERMORE, His Majesty's Government proposes a voluntary fundraising goal of $250 over the course of this term.

I am personally absolutely delighted to see this item in particular.
#36
L'Óspileu/The Chat Room / Re: Happy Penguin Awareness Da...
Last post by xpb - Yesterday at 10:18:47 AM
Quote from: Baron Alexandreu Davinescu on Yesterday at 09:36:28 AM
Quote from: Tric'hard Lenxheir on Yesterday at 09:21:43 AMI would like to co-sponsor this if it is okay with you Baron!

No, this bill already passed -- he was just reposting it.

But we should celebrate it.  Maybe an official announcement of some kind?  I think our connection with penguins is a lot stronger than our connection with squirrels, actually.  Should one supporter on the greater state arms be a penguin?

Tomorrow is Squirrel Appreciation Day from Act 40RZ19
(https://wiki.talossa.com/Law:The_Squirrel_Appreciation_Act
#37
Quote from: Tric'hard Lenxheir on Yesterday at 09:21:43 AMI would like to co-sponsor this if it is okay with you Baron!

No, this bill already passed -- he was just reposting it.

But we should celebrate it.  Maybe an official announcement of some kind?  I think our connection with penguins is a lot stronger than our connection with squirrels, actually.  Should one supporter on the greater state arms be a penguin?
#38
El Funal/The Hopper / Budget for the 62nd Cosa
Last post by Françal I. Lux - Yesterday at 09:19:37 AM
WHEREAS the Organic Law directs that each government submit a budget by the second Clark of their Cosa term

PART A: FINANCIAL REPORT

The current funds of the Kingdom consists of a checking account, a savings account, a Paypal account and Venmo.

On report from the Burgermeister of Inland Revenue as of 23 December 2025, these accounts stand at the following balances:
•  Checking: 413¤48 ($620.71 USD)
•  Savings: 828¤46 ($1243.16 USD)
•  Paypal: 29¤46 ($44.64 USD)
•  Venmo : 16¤40 ($25.00 USD)
       Total: 1289¤00 ($1933.51 USD)

PART B: BUDGET

FURTHERMORE, His Majesty's Government hereby submits to the Ziu a request for the appropriation of funds from the Royal Treasury, totaling 366¤40 (US$550), for the specific purposes and subject to restrictions as outlined herein:

- Ministry of Culture: 66¤40 (US$100) for cultural grants
- Ministry of Technology: 133¤20 (US$200) for speculative webhosting costs
- Ministry of Foreign Affairs: 33¤20 (US$50) for expenditure by the Bureau of Humanitarian Aid and International Development
- Ministry of Finance: 33¤20 (US$50) for the issuing of ID cards
- Prime Ministry: 100¤00 (US$150) for supplemental funding to other appropriated funds, and for small expenses (eg. postage) by the Government and Royal Civil Service

FURTHERMORE, notwithstanding the above allocations, no funds shall be disbursed without a notice of disbursement having first been transmitted to the Ziu at least fourteen days prior to the disbursement, except that disbursements solely for the purpose of postage may be made with no less than 24 hours notice. Notices shall contain details of the purchase and a cost estimate for the purchase, or the total amount paid if seeking funds for reimbursement. Copies of receipts and/or invoices will be provided upon request to Members of the Ziu.

FURTHERMORE, any funds allocated by this section shall be retained in the Royal Treasury's accounts by the Burgermeister of Inland Revenue until such time as they are disbursed. Funds not disbursed prior to the end of the term of His Majesty's Government shall remain in the central fund.

PART C - INVESTMENT POLICY

FURTHERMORE, His Majesty's Government hereby directs the Burgermeister of Inland Revenue to continue investing all held funds, except for an amount of liquidity needed for day to day operation up to half of the total of appropriated funds as listed in this Budget, into a high-interest savings account unless or until otherwise directed or advised by act of the Ziu.

PART D - DONATION POLICY

FURTHERMORE, His Majesty's Government proposes a voluntary fundraising goal of $250 over the course of this term.


Uréu q'estadra så
Françal Ian Lux, Ministreu dal Finançù
#39
L'Óspileu/The Chat Room / Happy Penguin Awareness Day!
Last post by xpb - Yesterday at 08:52:18 AM
https://wiki.talossa.com/Law:The_Penguin_Awareness_Day_Act


42RZ3 — The Penguin Awareness Day Act
WHEREAS the Kingdom of Talossa has made the wise decision to recognise animals that are an integral part of our national consciousness through thoughtful implementation of legislation such as 40RZ19 (The Squirrel Appreciation Act), which designates each January 21st as a day of observance, and

WHEREAS in seemingly every other Cosa some always ill-fated attempt — including 41RZ11 (The Diet Coke of Provinces: Péngöpäts Amendment) and 38RZ1 (The Péngöpäts: Land of Fun Amendment) — has been made to convert our penguin-adorned territory into a province, and

WHEREAS although such attempts have consistently failed to pass the Ziu (failing even to gain the votes of their sponsors), the fact remains that there is clearly (or apparently, or perhaps) a desire to recognise and assist Péngöpäts in some manner, and

WHEREAS there exists (although no one seems to know exactly why) a penguin-related day of observance, surprisingly close to the date of Squirrel Appreciation Day, and

WHEREAS the mysterious and unexplained pre-existence of this day of observance presents an innocuous opportunity to see if maybe officially adding it to the Talossan calendar might quench the stubborn desire to recognise and assist Péngöpäts (not to mention actually facilitate the said recognition and assistance), now

THEREFORE, Be It Hereby Resolved That the 20th of January of each year be designated a day of observance by the Kingdom of Talossa, on which date shall be celebrated PENGUIN AWARENESS DAY, and

FURTHERMORE, the Kingdom of Talossa shall encourage all Talossans on that day to

pay tribute to the lives of penguins, through reflection on the existence of the order Sphenisciformes, family Spheniscidae, and the Territory of Péngöpäts and;
visit penguins in the wild (preferably in the Territory of Péngöpäts) or at a zoo, or observe and study penguins through video, books, or otherwise, or to dress in penguin-y hued raiment, or to act as if they were in fact a penguin sometime during that day, or to use the Linux operating system in some manner, or to watch a Pittsburgh Penguins hockey game, or to consider the careers of third-baseman Ron Cey and actors Burgess Meredith and Danny DeVito, and
support a conservation group such as SANCCOB (The Southern African Foundation for the Conservation of Coastal Birds; yes, how they got "SANCCOB" out of that is a mystery to us too), the Penguin Foundation, or their local zoo.

Noi urent q'estadra sa:
Baron Hooligan (MC, RUMP)
Capt. Sir Mick Preston (MC, RUMP)
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