News:

Welcome to Wittenberg!

Main Menu

Recent posts

#41
Wittenberg / Re: Joint Statement from the U...
Last post by Mic’haglh Autófil, O.Be - November 17, 2025, 02:57:55 PM
Sad to see the Progressive Alliance is withdrawing from this agreement! Their more recent pledge to "work with anyone" appears to be taking precedence over their previous, more principled stand.

The pursuit of power at any cost is not a good look on them.
#42
Anyone remember this classic meme from three elections back?

aceorz.jpg

It seems we're doing it again. The voters for the party associated with Talossa's infamous sex pest - never seen outside of election time! - are literally copy-pasting their votes.

The public ballot encourages this "Attack of the Clones" stuff, which degrades democracy. But the conservative tradition in Talossa has never really rated democracy so highly. They like things like the public ballot - and oppose things like party lists - because it's easier and more "fun" to take short-cuts around rigorous democratic practice.

Remember - before the ancestors of the URL came into the Kingdom and established democratic reforms like the secret ballot and the party list - these people ran Talossa for nine terms of absolute majority government, because these anti-democratic features favour the incumbent. They yearn to get back to those days.

We've got two parties coming out of the RUMP tradition that democracy doesn't matter because it's not "quirky and fun" enough; one anarchist party; and one absolute monarchist party. The URL are the only party in this election which rigorously supports democracy.

If I have seats in the next Ziu, I will campaign vigorously for universal secret ballot. We probably even need to bring back discussion of the Real Cosa and the unicameral Ziu again. As we've seen in the monarchy debate, you can't reach a compromise with the "democracy-optional" post-RUMP tendency. You have to defeat them fair and square.

#43
L'Óspileu/The Chat Room / Re: Re: TMT Special! Nominatio...
Last post by Sir Ian Plätschisch - November 17, 2025, 11:41:47 AM
#44
L'Óspileu/The Chat Room / Re: Re: TMT Special! Nominatio...
Last post by Glüc - November 17, 2025, 10:48:40 AM
#45
L'Óspileu/The Chat Room / Re: 2025-26 Fantasy Hockey
Last post by Baron Alexandreu Davinescu - November 17, 2025, 09:07:27 AM
Finally a victory!  Tric'hard, your advice really helped, thank you.  I guess in theory I should have known that a goalkeeper is an important position to fill on my team.
#46
L'Óspileu/The Chat Room / Re: 2025-26 Fantasy Hockey
Last post by Mic’haglh Autófil, O.Be - November 17, 2025, 08:38:48 AM
Quote1. Manager-less Team 1 4-1-0

Undefeated

#47
L'Óspileu/The Chat Room / Re: TMT Special! Nominations: ...
Last post by Gjermund Higraff - November 17, 2025, 08:17:46 AM
Dagny - Jupiter
#48
L'Óspileu/The Chat Room / Re: 2025-26 Fantasy Hockey
Last post by Tric’hard Lenxheir - November 17, 2025, 08:13:01 AM
Here are the week 6 results including what may be the closest final score ever recorded.

Maritiimi-Maxhestic Mençeis def. Gordon Hiatus Support Team 292.80-292.70
Cézembrean Amateurs on Ice def. Banqeu da Cézembre Zambonis 286.80-245.20
Tigreux dal Belacostă def. Manager-less Team 1 334.40-318.40
Cjovani Squilats def. Els Talossaes Rexhitais 278.60-276.70
Vuode Villains def. Maricopa Havana Hijinks

Here are the standings after week 6

1. Manager-less Team 1 4-1-0 1,549.90
2. Cjovani Squilats 4-1-0 1,538.90
3. Tigreux dal Belacostă 3-2-0 1,702.60
4. Vuode Villains 3-2-0 1,673.80
5. Els Talossaes Rexhitais 3-2-0 1,475.90
6. Banqeu da Cézembre Zambonis 2-3-0 1,423.40
7. Cézembrean Amateurs on Ice 2-3-0 1,308.20
8. Maricopa Havana Hijinks 2-3-0 1,246.60
9. Gordon Hiatus Support Team 1-4-0 1,340.40
10. Maritiimi-Maxhestic Mençeis 1-4-0 1,114.00

The week 7 schedule

Maritiimi-Maxhestic Mençeis v. Manager-less Team 1
Cézembrean Amateurs on Ice v. Els Talossaes Rexhitais
Cjovani Squilats v. Gordon Hiatus Support Team
Maricopa Havana Hijinks v. Tigreux dal Belacostă
Vuode Villains v. Banqeu da Cézembre Zambonis

Good luck this week everyone!!!
#49
Wittenberg / Re: [ELECTIONS] November-Dece...
Last post by Tric’hard Lenxheir - November 17, 2025, 07:40:53 AM
A. Progressive Alliance
C. UC
D. I do wish to claim my seat in the Estats Xhenerais of Vuode (though I believe that has to be done on the Provincial page)
#50
Wittenberg / Re: [ELECTIONS] November-Dece...
Last post by Sir Lüc - November 17, 2025, 06:53:56 AM
Quote from: Erisson Silva on November 17, 2025, 05:15:34 AMA.  Green Party
B.  Breneir Tzaracomprada
C.  Yes
D.  Green Party

I have entered your votes for parts A and C.

Your votes for parts B and D are invalid, and have been registered as Present votes, because in the first case S:r Tzaracomprada is running for the Florencian Senate seat while you're a citizen of Fiovă, and I cannot even record him as a write-in choice because he is not eligible to represent a different province anyway; and in the second case, because  your province elects people to its Presidium, not parties, so a vote for a party is meaningless. The latter instance happened to you in the last general election as well.

In other words, you appear to have likely copypasted someone else's vote, both in the last and in the current elections. You should probably avoid doing so, because just by living in a different province you're likely spoiling your ballot and forfeiting your chance at having your vote counted.