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#71
Cézembre / Re: Hello
Last post by xpb - March 29, 2025, 09:39:31 PM
I'm also a Cézembrean, from a time when citizens to provinces was done a bit differently for balance - I'm in Colorado USA.

X. Pol Briga a.k.a xpb
#72
El Funal/The Hopper / Re: Declaration of War Act
Last post by Iason Taiwos - March 29, 2025, 07:53:04 PM
Quote from: Mic'haglh Autófil, O.Be on March 29, 2025, 05:22:25 PM
Quote from: Iason Taiwos on March 29, 2025, 02:41:32 PMhttps://youtube.com/shorts/fe0wPLlvGAo?si=cDGv1ElyoZWx6Vp3

Needs more "ping" when you're out of BBs (or would it make more sense when you're out of CO2?)
It takes two C02 cartridges, and they run out in seconds when you fire on full-auto. (Growing up, I had the "Red Ryder" gun of "A Christmas Story" fame. Even after my dad bought me my first real rifle when I was 13 (a Remington 572), I'd still usually plink more with the BB gun. Well, ammo was cheaper, and you can't really fire a real rifle in your backyard, at least where I lived.) This fully automatic BB gun is like a childhood dream come true.
I've thought about American "gun culture", but it's something you don't notice if you've grown up in it. Growing up, I thought everyone had a gun cabinet in the house. It was as normal as having a tv. Luckily, my parents took pains to educate me early on not to mess around with guns until I'd been properly trained on using them. My Dad started me out on shooting when I was pretty young. Him buying me a rifle at 13 was like a rite of passage, he finally saw that I knew how to safely use guns, and bought me my own. Eventually I met people who didn't own guns, and who thought me getting my own rifle at 13 was irresponsible parenting. I dunno. Maybe it's a southern thing. Anyhow, I've never shot anybody (yet).
#73
El Funal/The Hopper / Re: Declaration of War Act
Last post by Mic’haglh Autófil, O.Be - March 29, 2025, 05:22:25 PM
Quote from: Iason Taiwos on March 29, 2025, 02:41:32 PMhttps://youtube.com/shorts/fe0wPLlvGAo?si=cDGv1ElyoZWx6Vp3

Needs more "ping" when you're out of BBs (or would it make more sense when you're out of CO2?)
#74
El Funal/The Hopper / Re: Declaration of War Act
Last post by Mic’haglh Autófil, O.Be - March 29, 2025, 05:21:20 PM
Quote from: þerxh Sant-Enogat on March 29, 2025, 04:16:46 PMhttps://a.co/d/5p5uHWZ

Time to get equipped (may be not the standard model)

Rather short and stout, though that could make it a good candidate for standard-issue sidearm/CQC.
#75
El Funal/The Hopper / Declaration of War Act
Last post by þerxh Sant-Enogat - March 29, 2025, 04:16:46 PM
https://a.co/d/5p5uHWZ

Time to get equipped (may be not the standard model)
#76
El Funal/The Hopper / Re: Declaration of War Act
Last post by Miestră Schivă, UrN-GC - March 29, 2025, 03:56:23 PM
Danihél Laurier always used to say that Talossa is best defended by its wits, but I heartily approve of safe recreational firearms training. You know, just in case.
#77
El Funal/The Hopper / Re: Declaration of War Act
Last post by Iason Taiwos - March 29, 2025, 02:41:32 PM
I recently purchased a couple of firearms, and jokingly asked a couple of Talossans if we should start a "Talossan Rifle Association". (Well, why not?) (The responses weren't positive.)  I'm not really a gun guy, but I bought a cheap 9mm pistol just to have fun with. (And for home defense. I doubt I'll ever need to use it (people would have to be desperate to think I had anything worth doing a home invasion robbery over), but you never know.) But I also bought this,
https://youtube.com/shorts/fe0wPLlvGAo?si=cDGv1ElyoZWx6Vp3
which I will gladly use in efforts to defend Talossa. (I can actually shoot this thing where I live without having the cops called on me, and boy, is it fun. A fully automatic BB gun?! I'm kind of glad they didn't have these things when I was a kid, our youthful BB gun wars could have really ended disastrously.)
Given the current situation going on, I may have to use these items against the fascists in Ohio first. (Believe me, I'd love to unload my BB gun on our local Congressman. Shoot both of his eyes out.)
#78
Cézembre / Re: Hello
Last post by þerxh Sant-Enogat - March 29, 2025, 10:04:59 AM
Quote from: Alexandre Golliet on March 28, 2025, 06:41:11 PMBonjour ! Merci de m'accueillir. Ravi également de rencontrer des Français, même dans cette nation du bout du monde

Azul Aleks! Tutoyons nous bien sur, but let's switch back to English, as we don't have so many french speakers in our Nation, apart from some active Canadian cousins and our Seneschal Dame Miestra, translator from French located far away from mainland France - and may be other citizens possibly hiding their linguistic skills.
I think I am the only French-Talossan citizen, living alternatively near Paris (92) and in Brittany (in front of Cézembre). I discovered Talossa may be 10 years ago, on the French Wikipedia page about Cézembre, where the claim from Talossa was stated, but it is only on 2023 that I immigrated - as it seems centuries ago as many things have happened since then.
I had the chance to waive our flag on Cézembre several times, this is known as the "Euro-Haxh", and you can see a  Youtube small video here
If you want to visit, I suggest you study our Wiki page of the Cézembre Tourist Office!
I've understood that you like to dig into details, find clues and make discoveries, so I encourage you to dive into the numerous aspects of our Nation and get involved. Talossa is really what we all put into it collectively, and it is often very interesting.


#79
El Funal/The Hopper / Re: Declaration of War Act
Last post by Breneir Tzaracomprada - March 29, 2025, 08:18:49 AM
Quote from: Alexandre (Monasteriolum) on March 29, 2025, 06:31:56 AM
Quote from: Baron Alexandreu Davinescu on March 28, 2025, 12:44:32 PM
WHEREAS under the current circumstances, there's a good chance that during any conflict the American Secretary of Defense will accidentally text us their plans, giving us a substantial advantage,


THEREFORE it is declared that a state of war now exists between the Kingdom of Talossa and the United States.

Uréu q'estadra så:
Alexandreu Davinescu (MC-PROG)

Erm... Should I join?

Envoyé de mon SM-A5460 en utilisant Tapatalk

Lol. Very well done
#80
El Funal/The Hopper / Re: Declaration of War Act
Last post by King Txec - March 29, 2025, 06:49:29 AM
Too funny