Who is your favorite member of One Direction?

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watch him as he goes

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There goes my hero

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he's ordinary

[Miestră Schivă, UrN-GC]

All y'all are too young to remember that, in King Robert I's day, there was a perpetual feud over declaring Gloria Estefan Talossa's National Entertainer. The King's crony, Wes Erni, was a drooling fanboy of hers, and when he got a majority in the Cosa he'd make her National Entertainer. And the instant he lost a majority, she got demoted, only to be reinstated the next time Wes could make it happen. It was a long-running national joke, not sure when it ended.

Anyway, the National Entertainer of Talossa should surely be a Talossan.

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it ended when The Wallflowers became the official band, but that was temporary. Now it's One Direction.

[Mic’haglh Autófil, O.Be]

All y'all are too young to remember that, in King Robert I's day, there was a perpetual feud over declaring Gloria Estefan Talossa's National Entertainer. The King's crony, Wes Erni, was a drooling fanboy of hers, and when he got a majority in the Cosa he'd make her National Entertainer. And the instant he lost a majority, she got demoted, only to be reinstated the next time Wes could make it happen. It was a long-running national joke, not sure when it ended.

Anyway, the National Entertainer of Talossa should surely be a Talossan.

Second, admittedly mostly because the About page is more relatable than I'd be willing to admit offline  ;D

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zCF1-emakY

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As I am sure everybody knows, the OFFICIAL band of Talossa is One Direction.

That's...

Wait.

What.

ya it used to be The Wallflowers and then there was that huge argument about if The Wallflowers only existed cause Jakob's dad and if we should have an official band that isn't related to Bob or something, I forget the specifics. I tried to get the official band to be The Foo Fighters after that but everyone was like, "But Taylor is friends with that dude who was the drummer for that guy from Nirvana," so there were more discussions of nepotism, but we all agreed that One Direction would be the best choice to represent our nation. I think this happened before you joined so that's probably why you don't remember it.

RIP Taylor Hawkins  :'(

[Ián Tamorán S.H.]

I don't even... what... I guess it's good that now I know what an aneurysm feels like, as old age advances on me.

Old age? Old Age???!!! You youngsters have no idea what it's like to be (help me to my seat...) old! Now when I was a mewling uncouth idiot like, well, any of you lot (...thank you, the brandy is purely medicinal...) there was a woman, well, girl I suppose, not yet fifty years old, though it was great when there were mini-skirts.... oh, where was I? Ah yes... what was that? No, I'll just close my eyes for a minute - I won't go to slee....zzzzzzzz