Introducing Krisztian Bodrogi

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Ministry of ImmigrationIMMIGRATION APPLICATION

Application received	April 30 2025
Wittenberg account approved	April 30 2025
First Witt Post	---
Eligible for Petition	---
APPLICATION OUTCOME	APPLICATION ONGOING

Official notes:

The Ministry of Immigration, using information provided in the application and after investigating to the best of its ability, is satisfied that this application is Bona Fide.

Applicant Name:
Legal Name: Krisztian Bodrogi
or
Deed Poll Name: facsiga
Wittenberg account name: @KriszFacsiga

Gender:AH-64 Apache Advanced Attack Helicopter

Year of Birth: 1981

Location:Luton, UK
Provincial assignment if successful: Cézembre

Why I am Interested in Becoming a Talossan:I come to you as a humble Earthling, looking for a nation where squirrels are honored, flags can be flipped upside down for drama, and national policy might include banning pineapple on pizza (one can dream). I've searched the globe — and several Reddit threads — and found that only one kingdom truly speaks to my soul: Talossa.

My Special Interest in Talossa:Civil service, El glheþ talossan / the Talossan language
Other, if any: I\'m particularly interested in founding the Ministry of Totally Unnecessary Affairs, specializing in things like issuing national holidays for cheese, organizing debates on whether dragons should be added to the coat of arms, and establishing a Talossan Space Program (Step 1: Buy a balloon).

More About Myself:I'm a proud multicitizen — I collect micronational citizenships like some people collect stamps, but with more imaginary passports and fewer adhesive issues. My ambitions are to aim high: world peace, unlimited snacks, and maybe one day becoming Minister of Napping (a role I've been unknowingly training for my entire life).
On my job I do things. Important things. Probably. Let's not get bogged down in details. As for hobbies — I specialize in doing absolutely nothing with great enthusiasm. I've perfected the art of sitting still while appearing contemplative. It's both a lifestyle and a performance. Some climb mountains; I stare at the ceiling and consider whether a grilled cheese is a valid form of self-care (it is).
Is important to me to joy, imagination, and making the world a little weirder in the best way possible. Which is exactly why I belong in Talossa.

Where did you hear about the Kingdom of Talossa?Friend or relative

Have you been introduced to the Kingdom of Talossa by an existing citizen?NO -

Do you have any previous experience with, or membership in, any "micronations"?YES - Liberland
Lambisland
Principality of Sealand
The Grand Duchy of Flandrensis

Is it okay if Talossan citizens contact you by e-mail?YES

Is it okay if Talossan citizens contact you by telephone?NO

Verification and Declaration

Agreed to verification check: YES

~~~ The applicant has affirmed/sworn, under penalty of perjury in Talossan law, that the information provided in this citizenship application is accurate and true. ~~~

[Miestră Schivă, UrN-GC]

Hmmm. If you're not actually Isabel Fall, that "gender" is not a particularly funny thing to say.

If you are Isabel Fall, I'm so sorry.

[Mic’haglh Autófil, O.Be]

national policy might include banning pineapple on pizza (one can dream).

Never before have I been so thankful Lex.E.8 exists. (/hj)

[Miestră Schivă, UrN-GC]

Under the provisions of El Lexhatx E.4, as this prospective citizen has failed to make a first posting to Wittenberg within thirty days of their introduction by the Immigration Minister, the immigration process for the prospective citizen is terminated.