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Started by Iason Taiwos, May 23, 2025, 05:22:10 PM

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Iason Taiwos

I've been thinking, we need a new TalossaWare store. As many of you know, t-shirts and other items with Talossan designs on them have been available thru my TeePublic store, https://www.teepublic.com/user/cjovani-nation, but this store mainly consists of dumb stuff Vitxalmour Conductour and I came up with for our own purposes. (Nobody besides me would wear the Taiwos the Barbarian shirt!) Here are some of my thoughts...
Create a new store, devoted to Talossan stuff only.
Use the highest resolution images we can get for the merch. (I'm working from a phone. I've had to use an app to blow up images so they'll be big enough for TeePublic to use, but they become...grainy? the larger you get. Somebody with a real computer could probably make the images look better when enlarged.)
Find a website better than TeePublic? I've ordered a few items from them. Quality is acceptable, but as a customer, shipping costs are ridiculous. They ship everything in a cheap plastic bag, and charge entirely too much for it.
Have a way for earnings from the store to go directly to the Burgermeister, or whoever it is that handles Talossan funds. My store, the money comes to me. I know I said that any funds I made from Talossan merch sales would be given to Talossa; thankfully, none of the Talossan items have ever sold, so I haven't had to figure out how to do that.
Make it legit, so we could promote the store on our official Talossan websites.
I still think we should have things like certificates of citizenship, or advertise the ID cards. Have a source for producing Talossan flags.
Lastly, maybe find a print on demand thing for the Guizua? (With Hool's permission, and the profits going to him.)
Just some thoughts. What are yours?

King Txec

I love the idea of that! As for the Guiza, it is or at least was available on Amazon and I presume royalties go to Hooligan. It's outdated though so I'm not sure if we have a newer version somewhere.

-Txec R
TXEC R, by the Grace of God, King of Talossa and of all its Realms and Regions, King of Cézembre, Sovereign Lord and Protector of Pengöpäts and the New Falklands, Defender of the Faith, Leader of the Armed Forces, Viceroy of Hoxha and Vicar of Atatürk
    

Baron Alexandreu Davinescu

Alexandreu Davinescu, Baron Davinescu del Vilatx Freiric del Vilatx Freiric es Guaír del Sabor Talossan

                   

Miestră Schivă, UrN-GC

@Barclamïu da Miéletz is the Deputy Minister of STUFF in charge of Talossaware, so I encourage him to pay attention to this and co-ordiante with @Iason Taiwos.

I am also not in favour of reprinting an out of date textbook, but maybe the Ladintsch Naziunal @Marcel Eðo Pairescu Tafial, UrGP has some ideas here?

¡LADINTSCHIÇETZ-VOI - rogetz-mhe cacsa!
"They proved me right, they proved me wrong, but they could never last this long"

Marcel Eðo Pairescu Tafial, UrGP

It's a reminder that I 1) need to finish the Recomendăs, and then 2) need to write a more approachable version of it that can serve as a proper successor to the Guizua.

In the meantime, I'm not sure...
Editing posts is my thing. My bad.
Feel free to PM me if you have a Glheþ translation request!

TEMPS da JAHNLÄHLE Sürlignha, el miglhor xhurnal

Barclamïu da Miéletz

My dad recently got a plotter and a press since he's starting his own business of selling stuff like customised t-shrits, etc. I could design some Talossan stuff and have my dad print it out.