Statement on the Florencia Senäts race

[Miestră Schivă, UrN-GC]

It should go without saying that the Union of Free Reformists opposes, in the strongest terms, the attempt of unrepentant, legislatively-recognized sex pest Breneir Tzaracompradă to be re-elected to the Senäts.

However, we are also unable to endorse the incumbent, noted serial party-hopper and flip-flopper Mximo Carbonel. While we are sure the PA leadership will vouch for him, his record is not one that anyone should trust, including his current party.

The URL therefore encourages all citizens of Florenciă to a Write-In campaign for Literally Any Other Florencian. Yes, this includes the Duke of Lupul, the Baron Hooligan, and the entire Ventrútx clan. Thank you.