2023 Talossan Cycling Association Tour - Leg 1: Ortona -> Roma

Started by Glüc, May 06, 2023, 06:17:23 PM

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Sir Lüc

Right, "stopped writing here" on the post above is how far I got writing the update before reading on Twitter that Remco Evenepoel has tested positive for Covid-19 and will be leaving Giro.

Rip to all Evenepoel teams :(
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Glüc

#46
Holy Macaroni!

Anyone thinking this was over in any way was speaking too soon.

Five teams just got decapitated.

Including BdC

I was finally gonna win one :(
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Glüc

Quote from: Ian Plätschisch on May 10, 2023, 05:21:48 PM
Quote from: Glüc da Dhi S.H. on May 10, 2023, 03:56:21 PMSo far it's not the Averatxheirs but Port Maxhestic that seems to be the most average team (although the teams are quite similar). I noticed they don't really get mentioned in the updates a lot (sorry Ian), but I guess that is because they seem to be pretty consistently around 6th place every stage so far.
That's probably because my only strategy when picking the team was to avoid the really high-cost cyclists so I wouldn't be toast if they were injured or performed poorly. That may have resulted in me picking mostly very average team members.

Well this is suddenly looking like a pretty solid strategy...
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Glüc

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:( :( :(
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Glüc

So Els Gagnheirs are currently the highest ranked team who didn't throw 26 credits away on Evenepoel (the top 4 all had him). I wonder how the wine is tasting...
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Tric’hard Lenxheir

So I take it there is no way to replace riders who are no longer participating?
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Tric’hard Lenxheir

Does anyone know if Stefan Küng also tested positive for Covid? I see he did not start either.
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Glüc

#53
Quote from: Tric'hard Lenxheir on May 15, 2023, 07:43:04 AMSo I take it there is no way to replace riders who are no longer participating?
I'm afraid so.

Velogames does run a second competition (stage hunter league), which starts out from the same 9 riders you picked for classic, but where you can make up to 9 transfers. I'm actually thinking of having a go at that now. However this does not count for TCAT, which is just based on the classic ranking.

So yeah, bad luck I'm afraid :(

Thankfully there's always the next leg, where everyone can select a new team again...
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Glüc

Quote from: Tric'hard Lenxheir on May 15, 2023, 10:50:55 AMDoes anyone know if Stefan Küng also tested positive for Covid? I see he did not start either.

Oof. Today is a rest day but apparently Küng won't be starting tomorrow either. Not covid. Apparently he just withdrew because he's was only there for the time trials and now wants to rest. No regard for his TCAT teams :(
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Tric’hard Lenxheir

Quote from: Glüc da Dhi S.H. on May 15, 2023, 12:56:35 PM
Quote from: Tric'hard Lenxheir on May 15, 2023, 10:50:55 AMDoes anyone know if Stefan Küng also tested positive for Covid? I see he did not start either.

Oof. Today is a rest day but apparently Küng won't be starting tomorrow either. Not covid. Apparently he just withdrew because he's was only there for the time trials and now wants to rest. No regard for his TCAT teams :(

They are out to get me, two of my top three points guys are out LOL
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Quote from: Glüc da Dhi S.H. on May 15, 2023, 12:56:35 PM
Quote from: Tric'hard Lenxheir on May 15, 2023, 10:50:55 AMDoes anyone know if Stefan Küng also tested positive for Covid? I see he did not start either.

Oof. Today is a rest day but apparently Küng won't be starting tomorrow either. Not covid. Apparently he just withdrew because he's was only there for the time trials and now wants to rest. No regard for his TCAT teams :(

How inconsiderate!
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Glüc

Today was a rest day. I was going to do a full dive into classifications and virtual standings maybe, but I didn't really got around for you.

I did want to share this:

IF the classification standings remain as they are right now (spoiler: they won't), this is how many extra points each team would get from the final rankings after the final stage:

Gagnheirs - 1400
Velociposse - 1250
BdC - 1180
Port Maxhestic - 1110
Fiescha - 1090
Kinetic - 990
GHST - 980
Averatxeirs - 920
Dead Last - 800
Cyclohexane - 760
Copacabana Boys - 620

Something to keep in mind when interpreting the standings. Of course a lot will change between now and then. I'll try to give a fuller summary of the situation in the various classification standings if I have some more time.
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This edition has really been a roller coaster, emotionally.
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Glüc

#59
As for the Evenepoel situation, this will obviously have a big impact. All of this has already been mentioned here or in the discord, but to give a quick summary:

Evenepoel would maybe have scored another ca. 2000 points in the final 1,5 week (including final points). These points will now go elsewhere, especially to other GC contenders.

As a result this is especially good news for non-Evenepoel that spent lots of points on riders like Thomas, Roglic or Geoghegan Hart, and especially bad news for Evenepoel teams that spent many points elsewhere.

Either way it will take a while for the effect of this, whatever it is, to become noticeable as the next three stages aren't necessarily GC territory, because there isn't enough climbing to make a difference. After that, starting on friday, we go into the mountains, and then, well, brace yourselves...

Tomorrow however will likely just be another good day for the sprint teams. The stage begins with a fair amount of climbing, but then the final half is mostly flat as we move into northern Tuscany.
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