The "Enough is Enough, Trump!" Act (Petition for a Declaration of War)

[Mximo Malt]

WHEREAS: The second tenure of the President of the United States, Donald John Trump, has seemed promising since his second inauguration on 20 January 2025, and

WHEREAS: He has promised to end all current conflicts worldwide and prevent any new ones from starting, and

WHEREAS: He has failed to follow through on this promise, and is doing the exact opposite of what he promised, namely illegally invading the sovereign country of Venezuela and capturing their president, Nicolás Maduro, which is in violation of international law; and also threatening to annex the Danish territory of Greenland; therefore lying to his voters, and

WHEREAS: By his command, ICE has killed 2 innocent American citizens, to deter people from questioning his iron-fisted rule.

THEREFORE BE IT KNOWN THAT THE KINGDOM OF TALOSSA, REPRESENTED BY THE ZIU IN SENÄTS AND COSĂ ASSEMBLED, BESEECH THE SENESCHAL, THE BARON ALEXANDREU DAVINESCU DEL VILATX FREIRIC, TO DECLARE A STATE OF WAR AGAINST THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, IN AN EFFORT TO PUT AN END TO THIS TYRANNICAL DICTATORSHIP THAT IS TRUMP'S SECOND TERM.

FURTHERMORE, WE IMPLORE THE SENESCHAL TO MOBILISE THE FULL MIGHT OF THE TALOSSAN MILITARY, NAMELY THE ZOUAVES, NAVY, AND PRIVATE ADVENTURERS.

FURTHERMORE, WE DEMAND THE SENESCHAL TO INSTITUTE CONSCRIPTION FOR EVERY ABLE-BODIED TALOSSAN TO FIGHT AGAINST THIS TYRANT OF A PRESIDENT.

URÉU Q'ESTADRA SÅ:

Mximo Malt (MC-IDT)

[Iac Marscheir]

Lol, I can't think of a weaker justification for this kind of resolution than "Donald Trump didn't keep his word," and that's before the fact that it was abundantly clear from his rhetoric before he was re-elected that this kind of stuff was gonna happen.

[Baron Alexandreu Davinescu]

I'm going to ask that we not declare war, in part because I'm an ICE observer and it could literally be used as evidence against me. I've organized and attended a lot of protests, and I've never actually been arrested, but things are getting weird these days.