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Started by Baron Alexandreu Davinescu, May 31, 2026, 08:07:01 AM

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Baron Alexandreu Davinescu

Ministry of Immigration
IMMIGRATION APPLICATION






Application receivedSat May 30 2026 11:01:50 GMT-0400 (Eastern Daylight Time)
Wittenberg account approved31 May
First Witt Post---
Eligible for Petition---
APPLICATION OUTCOMEAPPLICATION ONGOING



Official notes:
The Ministry of Immigration, using information provided in the application and after investigating to the best of its ability, is satisfied that this application is Bona Fide.
Applicant Name:
Legal Name: RICHARD PHILIPS
Wittenberg account name: @bluecrystallit
Gender:
Male
Year of Birth:
1998
Location:
United Kingdom
Provincial assignment if successful: Cézembre
Who I Am:
Mr. Richard Philips is a visionary persona who is a Fashion Expert, Author, Editor, Keen Researcher, Short Story Writer and Novelist by passion. He has contributed himself to paint the panoramic picture of the sufferings of "Women Society". He has sought solace in the lap of nature and in his works the core relationship with nature can easily be seen.

Richard has composed many poems & short stories which have been published in various eminent journals and magazines like Gabby & Min's Literary Review, Kind Writers Literary Magazine, WILDsound Festival, Poet's Choice, Wingless Dreamer, Mercury Retrograde, Blue Crystal Literary Magazine, Nyra Publishers, JJ Crown, JEC Publishers etc.

He is free minded and spends his spare time by listening songs or reading books. His broad research interests include the Growth & Structure of American English, Globalization of English language, a view towards Greek and Roman Mythology and the influence upon the classical author, Feminism and Culture, Humane Psychology in Literature etc.

Follow him on Instagram @richard_philips1
My Special Interests in Talossa:
El glheþ talossan / the Talossan language, Heraldry
Where did you hear about the Kingdom of Talossa?
Web Search
Verification and Declaration
Agreed to verification check: Yes
Link provided:  https://www.instagram.com/richard_philips1?igsh=MThnMzZzZjdzeW9zaw==
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The applicant has affirmed/sworn, under penalty of perjury in Talossan law, that the information provided in this citizenship application is accurate and true.
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Alexandreu Davinescu, Baron Davinescu del Vilatx Freiric, Seneschal del Regipäts Talossan

ESTO·BENIGNUS·ESTO· FORTIS·VERUM·QUAERE

                   

Baron Alexandreu Davinescu

@bluecrystallit , we hope to hear from you if you continue with your application, because this application reads like it was generated by ChatGPT or another gAI.
Alexandreu Davinescu, Baron Davinescu del Vilatx Freiric, Seneschal del Regipäts Talossan

ESTO·BENIGNUS·ESTO· FORTIS·VERUM·QUAERE

                   

Barclamïu da Miéletz

Quote from: Baron Alexandreu Davinescu on May 31, 2026, 08:08:04 AM@bluecrystallit , we hope to hear from you if you continue with your application, because this application reads like it was generated by ChatGPT or another gAI.
It absolutely was.
"Control yourself, take only what you need from it." - Andrew VanWyngarden, 2003 (MGMT - Kids)
"Heart is in the right place, brain is in the dirt." - Andrew VanWyngarden, 2005 (MGMT - Indie Rokkers)
"I'll miss the playgrounds and the animals and digging up worms." - Andrew VanWyngarden, 2005 (MGMT - Time to Pretend)
"The youth are starting to change, are you starting to change? Are you?" - Andrew VanWyngarden, 2007 (MGMT - The Youth)

Breneir Tzaracomprada

Hi Richard, please ignore the weird welcome by our immigration officials and gladflies. I noticed you are a poet? We have a poetry contest that would welcome your submissions. What would say is the most common thematic element of your writing?

@bluecrystallit
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For ease of public access:
Resolution of Censure (July 2025): https://wiki.talossa.com/Law:61RZ13_Sense_of_the_Ziu:_A_First_Step_Towards_Decency
Public Apology (June 2025, Post No. 4): https://wittenberg.talossa.com/index.php?topic=4170.0
Second Public Apology (July 2026): https://wittenberg.talossa.com/index.php?topic=5373.msg44310#new

Iac Marscheir

It doesn't look like ChatGPT—way too many grammar mistakes—but it does read like a bunch of self-aggrandizing bullshit.

Barclamïu da Miéletz

Quote from: Iac Marscheir on May 31, 2026, 10:01:15 AMIt doesn't look like ChatGPT—way too many grammar mistakes—but it does read like a bunch of self-aggrandizing bullshit.
Still odd to write of oneself in the third person, unless that person considers themselves very noble. Pretty much the same thing Caesar did.
"Control yourself, take only what you need from it." - Andrew VanWyngarden, 2003 (MGMT - Kids)
"Heart is in the right place, brain is in the dirt." - Andrew VanWyngarden, 2005 (MGMT - Indie Rokkers)
"I'll miss the playgrounds and the animals and digging up worms." - Andrew VanWyngarden, 2005 (MGMT - Time to Pretend)
"The youth are starting to change, are you starting to change? Are you?" - Andrew VanWyngarden, 2007 (MGMT - The Youth)

Iac Marscheir

It's 'cause they copy-pasted it from their bio on this page:

https://bluecrystallit.uk/the-eminent-editors/

(Funnily enough, a lot of the other editors' bios on this page have weird mistakes as well.)

Baron Alexandreu Davinescu

Quote from: Iac Marscheir on May 31, 2026, 10:16:21 AMIt's 'cause they copy-pasted it from their bio on this page:

https://bluecrystallit.uk/the-eminent-editors/

(Funnily enough, a lot of the other editors' bios on this page have weird mistakes as well.)
Oh, ok.  Huh.  Well, that's less annoying and more acceptable, in my opinion.
Alexandreu Davinescu, Baron Davinescu del Vilatx Freiric, Seneschal del Regipäts Talossan

ESTO·BENIGNUS·ESTO· FORTIS·VERUM·QUAERE

                   

Breneir Tzaracomprada

Quote from: Breneir Tzaracomprada on May 31, 2026, 09:18:16 AMHi Richard, please ignore the weird welcome by our immigration officials and gladflies. I noticed you are a poet? We have a poetry contest that would welcome your submissions. What would say is the most common thematic element of your writing?

@bluecrystallit

Restated. Welcome to Talossa, Richard.
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For ease of public access:
Resolution of Censure (July 2025): https://wiki.talossa.com/Law:61RZ13_Sense_of_the_Ziu:_A_First_Step_Towards_Decency
Public Apology (June 2025, Post No. 4): https://wittenberg.talossa.com/index.php?topic=4170.0
Second Public Apology (July 2026): https://wittenberg.talossa.com/index.php?topic=5373.msg44310#new

Iac Marscheir

Quote from: Breneir Tzaracomprada on May 31, 2026, 10:27:15 AM
Quote from: Breneir Tzaracomprada on May 31, 2026, 09:18:16 AMHi Richard, please ignore the weird welcome by our immigration officials and gladflies. I noticed you are a poet? We have a poetry contest that would welcome your submissions. What would say is the most common thematic element of your writing?

@bluecrystallit

Restated. Welcome to Talossa, Richard.

Mm, you wouldn't know anything about being weird, would you?

Breneir Tzaracomprada

Quote from: Iac Marscheir on May 31, 2026, 10:46:41 AM
Quote from: Breneir Tzaracomprada on May 31, 2026, 10:27:15 AM
Quote from: Breneir Tzaracomprada on May 31, 2026, 09:18:16 AMHi Richard, please ignore the weird welcome by our immigration officials and gladflies. I noticed you are a poet? We have a poetry contest that would welcome your submissions. What would say is the most common thematic element of your writing?

@bluecrystallit

Restated. Welcome to Talossa, Richard.

Mm, you wouldn't know anything about being weird, would you?

Local expert, actually.
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For ease of public access:
Resolution of Censure (July 2025): https://wiki.talossa.com/Law:61RZ13_Sense_of_the_Ziu:_A_First_Step_Towards_Decency
Public Apology (June 2025, Post No. 4): https://wittenberg.talossa.com/index.php?topic=4170.0
Second Public Apology (July 2026): https://wittenberg.talossa.com/index.php?topic=5373.msg44310#new

Moinul Moin

This prospective has not made a post on Wittenberg within a month of their introduction.  In accordance with Lexh.E.4, their application process is hereby terminated. @Minister of Immigration, please take notice.
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I can't believe this visionary with ideas on "Women Society" didn't follow through

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