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Title: Declaration of War Act
Post by: Baron Alexandreu Davinescu on March 28, 2025, 12:44:32 PM
WHEREAS the government of the State of Wisconsin in the United States of America has openly declared its intention to burn a substantial portion of the province of Maritiimi-Maxhestic, specifically Lakeshore Park, and

WHEREAS this arson will be further accompanied by the forcible seizure of the same territory, violating Talossan sovereignty, and

WHEREAS at no point has the State of Wisconsin or the federal government of the United States engaged in any treaty which would permit such outrages, nor have they obtained the prior agreement of His Majesty's Government, and accordingly such conduct constitutes an act of aggression that must not be permitted, and

WHEREAS under the current circumstances, there's a good chance that during any conflict the American Secretary of Defense will accidentally text us their plans, giving us a substantial advantage,


THEREFORE it is declared that a state of war now exists between the Kingdom of Talossa and the United States.

Uréu q'estadra så:
Alexandreu Davinescu (MC-PROG)
Title: Re: Declaration of War Act
Post by: Tric'hard Lenxheir on March 28, 2025, 01:08:19 PM
Not sure this is a good idea. It is within the realm of possibility that the current president of the U.S. will declare citizens of Talossa as terrorists and have them all deported. Cezembre may not be big enough to support all of us and I really don't want to live in Pengopats
Title: Re: Declaration of War Act
Post by: Baron Alexandreu Davinescu on March 28, 2025, 01:53:11 PM
I don't know, I've been going to the gym more lately and I would estimate that this proportionately increases our combat readiness by like at least 2%.
Title: Re: Declaration of War Act
Post by: Tric'hard Lenxheir on March 28, 2025, 02:09:22 PM
Quote from: Baron Alexandreu Davinescu on March 28, 2025, 01:53:11 PMI don't know, I've been going to the gym more lately and I would estimate that this proportionately increases our combat readiness by like at least 2%.

LOL Well hell in that case I'm pretty sure we will...still get deported LOL
Title: Re: Declaration of War Act
Post by: Tric'hard Lenxheir on March 28, 2025, 02:10:10 PM
Perhaps we can start a little smaller and declare war on Wisconsin???
Title: Re: Declaration of War Act
Post by: Baron Alexandreu Davinescu on March 28, 2025, 02:23:45 PM
I don't know, Governor Tony Evers seems pretty tough. Let me Google and see how much he can squat before I make any changes to the legislation.
Title: Re: Declaration of War Act
Post by: Miestră Schivă, UrN-GC on March 28, 2025, 03:22:53 PM
Hmmmm. I've been itching to go to war for a while, but before I sign onto this I'd like a report from @Bråneu Excelsio, UrN as Minister of Defence re: the state of readiness of the Zouaves. Also I'd like @Antaglha Xhenerös Somelieir as Foreign Minister to contact our most likely allies, Prime Minster Carney and President Sheinbaum, as to their state of readiness.
Title: Re: Declaration of War Act
Post by: King Txec on March 28, 2025, 04:35:14 PM
If there is a state of urgency, as king I'd entertain a Prime Dictate.

-Txec R
Title: Re: Declaration of War Act
Post by: þerxh Sant-Enogat on March 28, 2025, 04:54:43 PM
Quote from: Tric'hard Lenxheir on March 28, 2025, 01:08:19 PMNot sure this is a good idea. It is within the realm of possibility that the current president of the U.S. will declare citizens of Talossa as terrorists and have them all deported. Cezembre may not be big enough to support all of us and I really don't want to live in Pengopats
As I wrote, Cézembre is ready to offer asylum to all citizens and accomodate a governement in exile. Taiwan should not remain the only island in such a case.
Title: Re: Declaration of War Act
Post by: Miestră Schivă, UrN-GC on March 28, 2025, 05:50:05 PM
We've got to be clever about this. I suggest reading up on the strategies of our micronational predecessors in Grand Fenwick (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Mouse_That_Roared).
Title: Re: Declaration of War Act
Post by: Bråneu Excelsio, UrN on March 28, 2025, 06:01:11 PM
We are ready.
Title: Re: Declaration of War Act
Post by: Mic’haglh Autófil, O.Be on March 28, 2025, 07:19:42 PM
Quote from: Baron Alexandreu Davinescu on March 28, 2025, 02:23:45 PMI don't know, Governor Tony Evers seems pretty tough. Let me Google and see how much he can squat before I make any changes to the legislation.

With all due respect to Gov. Evers...he's a rather thin guy who's worked in education as a career. My guess is that number isn't very high. :P
Title: Re: Declaration of War Act
Post by: Alexandre Golliet on March 29, 2025, 06:31:56 AM
Quote from: Baron Alexandreu Davinescu on March 28, 2025, 12:44:32 PM
WHEREAS under the current circumstances, there's a good chance that during any conflict the American Secretary of Defense will accidentally text us their plans, giving us a substantial advantage,


THEREFORE it is declared that a state of war now exists between the Kingdom of Talossa and the United States.

Uréu q'estadra så:
Alexandreu Davinescu (MC-PROG)

Erm... Should I join? (https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20250329/fc07db68216d910ca696ae7d1ac113df.jpg)

Envoyé de mon SM-A5460 en utilisant Tapatalk
Title: Re: Declaration of War Act
Post by: King Txec on March 29, 2025, 06:49:29 AM
Too funny
Title: Re: Declaration of War Act
Post by: Breneir Tzaracomprada on March 29, 2025, 08:18:49 AM
Quote from: Alexandre (Monasteriolum) on March 29, 2025, 06:31:56 AM
Quote from: Baron Alexandreu Davinescu on March 28, 2025, 12:44:32 PM
WHEREAS under the current circumstances, there's a good chance that during any conflict the American Secretary of Defense will accidentally text us their plans, giving us a substantial advantage,


THEREFORE it is declared that a state of war now exists between the Kingdom of Talossa and the United States.

Uréu q'estadra så:
Alexandreu Davinescu (MC-PROG)

Erm... Should I join? (https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20250329/fc07db68216d910ca696ae7d1ac113df.jpg)

Envoyé de mon SM-A5460 en utilisant Tapatalk

Lol. Very well done
Title: Re: Declaration of War Act
Post by: Iason Taiwos on March 29, 2025, 02:41:32 PM
I recently purchased a couple of firearms, and jokingly asked a couple of Talossans if we should start a "Talossan Rifle Association". (Well, why not?) (The responses weren't positive.)  I'm not really a gun guy, but I bought a cheap 9mm pistol just to have fun with. (And for home defense. I doubt I'll ever need to use it (people would have to be desperate to think I had anything worth doing a home invasion robbery over), but you never know.) But I also bought this,
https://youtube.com/shorts/fe0wPLlvGAo?si=cDGv1ElyoZWx6Vp3
which I will gladly use in efforts to defend Talossa. (I can actually shoot this thing where I live without having the cops called on me, and boy, is it fun. A fully automatic BB gun?! I'm kind of glad they didn't have these things when I was a kid, our youthful BB gun wars could have really ended disastrously.)
Given the current situation going on, I may have to use these items against the fascists in Ohio first. (Believe me, I'd love to unload my BB gun on our local Congressman. Shoot both of his eyes out.)
Title: Re: Declaration of War Act
Post by: Miestră Schivă, UrN-GC on March 29, 2025, 03:56:23 PM
Danihél Laurier always used to say that Talossa is best defended by its wits, but I heartily approve of safe recreational firearms training. You know, just in case.
Title: Declaration of War Act
Post by: þerxh Sant-Enogat on March 29, 2025, 04:16:46 PM
https://a.co/d/5p5uHWZ

Time to get equipped (may be not the standard model)
Title: Re: Declaration of War Act
Post by: Mic’haglh Autófil, O.Be on March 29, 2025, 05:21:20 PM
Quote from: þerxh Sant-Enogat on March 29, 2025, 04:16:46 PMhttps://a.co/d/5p5uHWZ

Time to get equipped (may be not the standard model)

Rather short and stout, though that could make it a good candidate for standard-issue sidearm/CQC.
Title: Re: Declaration of War Act
Post by: Mic’haglh Autófil, O.Be on March 29, 2025, 05:22:25 PM
Quote from: Iason Taiwos on March 29, 2025, 02:41:32 PMhttps://youtube.com/shorts/fe0wPLlvGAo?si=cDGv1ElyoZWx6Vp3

Needs more "ping" when you're out of BBs (or would it make more sense when you're out of CO2?)
Title: Re: Declaration of War Act
Post by: Iason Taiwos on March 29, 2025, 07:53:04 PM
Quote from: Mic'haglh Autófil, O.Be on March 29, 2025, 05:22:25 PM
Quote from: Iason Taiwos on March 29, 2025, 02:41:32 PMhttps://youtube.com/shorts/fe0wPLlvGAo?si=cDGv1ElyoZWx6Vp3

Needs more "ping" when you're out of BBs (or would it make more sense when you're out of CO2?)
It takes two C02 cartridges, and they run out in seconds when you fire on full-auto. (Growing up, I had the "Red Ryder" gun of "A Christmas Story" fame. Even after my dad bought me my first real rifle when I was 13 (a Remington 572), I'd still usually plink more with the BB gun. Well, ammo was cheaper, and you can't really fire a real rifle in your backyard, at least where I lived.) This fully automatic BB gun is like a childhood dream come true.
I've thought about American "gun culture", but it's something you don't notice if you've grown up in it. Growing up, I thought everyone had a gun cabinet in the house. It was as normal as having a tv. Luckily, my parents took pains to educate me early on not to mess around with guns until I'd been properly trained on using them. My Dad started me out on shooting when I was pretty young. Him buying me a rifle at 13 was like a rite of passage, he finally saw that I knew how to safely use guns, and bought me my own. Eventually I met people who didn't own guns, and who thought me getting my own rifle at 13 was irresponsible parenting. I dunno. Maybe it's a southern thing. Anyhow, I've never shot anybody (yet).
Title: Re: Declaration of War Act
Post by: Tric'hard Lenxheir on March 30, 2025, 08:24:08 AM
Quote from: Iason Taiwos on March 29, 2025, 07:53:04 PM
Quote from: Mic'haglh Autófil, O.Be on March 29, 2025, 05:22:25 PM
Quote from: Iason Taiwos on March 29, 2025, 02:41:32 PMhttps://youtube.com/shorts/fe0wPLlvGAo?si=cDGv1ElyoZWx6Vp3

Needs more "ping" when you're out of BBs (or would it make more sense when you're out of CO2?)
It takes two C02 cartridges, and they run out in seconds when you fire on full-auto. (Growing up, I had the "Red Ryder" gun of "A Christmas Story" fame. Even after my dad bought me my first real rifle when I was 13 (a Remington 572), I'd still usually plink more with the BB gun. Well, ammo was cheaper, and you can't really fire a real rifle in your backyard, at least where I lived.) This fully automatic BB gun is like a childhood dream come true.
I've thought about American "gun culture", but it's something you don't notice if you've grown up in it. Growing up, I thought everyone had a gun cabinet in the house. It was as normal as having a tv. Luckily, my parents took pains to educate me early on not to mess around with guns until I'd been properly trained on using them. My Dad started me out on shooting when I was pretty young. Him buying me a rifle at 13 was like a rite of passage, he finally saw that I knew how to safely use guns, and bought me my own. Eventually I met people who didn't own guns, and who thought me getting my own rifle at 13 was irresponsible parenting. I dunno. Maybe it's a southern thing. Anyhow, I've never shot anybody (yet).

Hell I can remember kids in high school having gun racks in their cars with rifles or shotguns in them so they could go hunting after school (amazingly no one ever got shot or felt threatened)
Title: Re: Declaration of War Act
Post by: Tierçéu Rôibeardescù on March 31, 2025, 09:07:45 AM
Does anyone know what state of online protests and non violent affirmative actions and If there's any options for us that we can pursue? like sure a change.org petition, but like anything like mass emailing in ect?
Title: Re: Declaration of War Act
Post by: Baron Alexandreu Davinescu on March 31, 2025, 03:05:22 PM
If you mean in the United States, then yes. Right now a lot of groups (including the one I help run) are participating in the April 5th protests. One website with some information is https://www.fiftyfifty.one/