[ABANDONED] Declaration of War Act

[Baron Alexandreu Davinescu]

WHEREAS the government of the State of Wisconsin in the United States of America has openly declared its intention to burn a substantial portion of the province of Maritiimi-Maxhestic, specifically Lakeshore Park, and

WHEREAS this arson will be further accompanied by the forcible seizure of the same territory, violating Talossan sovereignty, and

WHEREAS at no point has the State of Wisconsin or the federal government of the United States engaged in any treaty which would permit such outrages, nor have they obtained the prior agreement of His Majesty's Government, and accordingly such conduct constitutes an act of aggression that must not be permitted, and

WHEREAS under the current circumstances, there's a good chance that during any conflict the American Secretary of Defense will accidentally text us their plans, giving us a substantial advantage,

THEREFORE it is declared that a state of war now exists between the Kingdom of Talossa and the United States.

Uréu q'estadra så:
Alexandreu Davinescu (MC-PROG)

[Tric’hard Lenxheir]

Not sure this is a good idea. It is within the realm of possibility that the current president of the U.S. will declare citizens of Talossa as terrorists and have them all deported. Cezembre may not be big enough to support all of us and I really don't want to live in Pengopats

[Baron Alexandreu Davinescu]

I don't know, I've been going to the gym more lately and I would estimate that this proportionately increases our combat readiness by like at least 2%.

[Tric’hard Lenxheir]

I don't know, I've been going to the gym more lately and I would estimate that this proportionately increases our combat readiness by like at least 2%.

LOL Well hell in that case I'm pretty sure we will...still get deported LOL

[Tric’hard Lenxheir]

Perhaps we can start a little smaller and declare war on Wisconsin???

[Baron Alexandreu Davinescu]

I don't know, Governor Tony Evers seems pretty tough. Let me Google and see how much he can squat before I make any changes to the legislation.

[Miestră Schivă, UrN-GC]

Hmmmm. I've been itching to go to war for a while, but before I sign onto this I'd like a report from @Bråneu Excelsio, UrN as Minister of Defence re: the state of readiness of the Zouaves. Also I'd like @Antaglha Xhenerös Somelieir as Foreign Minister to contact our most likely allies, Prime Minster Carney and President Sheinbaum, as to their state of readiness.

[King Txec]

If there is a state of urgency, as king I'd entertain a Prime Dictate.

-Txec R

[þerxh Sant-Enogat]

Not sure this is a good idea. It is within the realm of possibility that the current president of the U.S. will declare citizens of Talossa as terrorists and have them all deported. Cezembre may not be big enough to support all of us and I really don't want to live in Pengopats

As I wrote, Cézembre is ready to offer asylum to all citizens and accomodate a governement in exile. Taiwan should not remain the only island in such a case.

[Miestră Schivă, UrN-GC]

We've got to be clever about this. I suggest reading up on the strategies of our micronational predecessors in Grand Fenwick.

[Bråneu Excelsio, UrN]

We are ready.

[Mic’haglh Autófil, O.Be]

I don't know, Governor Tony Evers seems pretty tough. Let me Google and see how much he can squat before I make any changes to the legislation.

With all due respect to Gov. Evers...he's a rather thin guy who's worked in education as a career. My guess is that number isn't very high. :P

[Alexandre Golliet]

WHEREAS under the current circumstances, there's a good chance that during any conflict the American Secretary of Defense will accidentally text us their plans, giving us a substantial advantage,

THEREFORE it is declared that a state of war now exists between the Kingdom of Talossa and the United States.

Uréu q'estadra så:
Alexandreu Davinescu (MC-PROG)

Erm... Should I join?

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[King Txec]

Too funny

[Breneir Tzaracomprada]

WHEREAS under the current circumstances, there's a good chance that during any conflict the American Secretary of Defense will accidentally text us their plans, giving us a substantial advantage,

THEREFORE it is declared that a state of war now exists between the Kingdom of Talossa and the United States.

Uréu q'estadra så:
Alexandreu Davinescu (MC-PROG)

Erm... Should I join?

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Lol. Very well done

[Iason Taiwos]

I recently purchased a couple of firearms, and jokingly asked a couple of Talossans if we should start a "Talossan Rifle Association". (Well, why not?) (The responses weren't positive.)  I'm not really a gun guy, but I bought a cheap 9mm pistol just to have fun with. (And for home defense. I doubt I'll ever need to use it (people would have to be desperate to think I had anything worth doing a home invasion robbery over), but you never know.) But I also bought this,
https://youtube.com/shorts/fe0wPLlvGAo?si=cDGv1ElyoZWx6Vp3
which I will gladly use in efforts to defend Talossa. (I can actually shoot this thing where I live without having the cops called on me, and boy, is it fun. A fully automatic BB gun?! I'm kind of glad they didn't have these things when I was a kid, our youthful BB gun wars could have really ended disastrously.)
Given the current situation going on, I may have to use these items against the fascists in Ohio first. (Believe me, I'd love to unload my BB gun on our local Congressman. Shoot both of his eyes out.)

[Miestră Schivă, UrN-GC]

Danihél Laurier always used to say that Talossa is best defended by its wits, but I heartily approve of safe recreational firearms training. You know, just in case.

[þerxh Sant-Enogat]

https://a.co/d/5p5uHWZ

Time to get equipped (may be not the standard model)

[Mic’haglh Autófil, O.Be]

https://a.co/d/5p5uHWZ

Time to get equipped (may be not the standard model)

Rather short and stout, though that could make it a good candidate for standard-issue sidearm/CQC.

[Mic’haglh Autófil, O.Be]

https://youtube.com/shorts/fe0wPLlvGAo?si=cDGv1ElyoZWx6Vp3

Needs more "ping" when you're out of BBs (or would it make more sense when you're out of CO2?)