[EVEN MORE SHOCKING!!!] KLüP Endorses PT 50 Word Statement & Cosa Lüc

[Glüc]

As the King Lüc Party (KLüP) will not be fielding a list for the Cosa this election, we have opted to formally endorse the Parti Tafialistà ticket and encourage all of our mindless pocket voters to vote PT.

why?

1. The status quo on the monarchy (including and especially the current Monarch not being called Lüc) simply isn't working. We realise Lüc isn't actually running for King, but a return to the Cosa has to be considered a good first step.
2. I don't understand el glheþ, which makes it easier to remain blissfully unaware of whatever bad ideas Marcel/the PT might have, whereas the bad ideas of the parties that prefer communicating in English are painfully obvious.
3. We are really worried if the TNC win again the FreeDems will again punish all of Talossa by pledging to vote against good bills. (Also the bribe we received from the TNC in the form of cryptocurrency lost all its value over the past 4 hours.)



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(If that wasn't clear already)

[Baron Alexandreu Davinescu]

If the value of our bribe increases sufficiently, will you rescind this endorsement?

[Miestră Schivă, UrN-GC]

I'll counter that by guaranteeing that in the incoming Ziu, the Free Dems will not vote against any good* bills

(* The FreeDem leadership reserves sole rights to define "good")

[Glüc]

If the value of our bribe increases sufficiently, will you rescind this endorsement?

No! Never! I have integrity! But eeh, just out of interest though, what kind of value were your thinking about? Purely hypothetically speaking of course... I'm listening, I mean, just out of curiousity obviously.

[Miestră Schivă, UrN-GC]

The way Buttcoin is going, soon you will owe them money

[Baron Alexandreu Davinescu]

We can offer you as much as one Bitcoin, which is worth $7,000!

You're never going to find anyone else willing to offer you a $6,509 bribe. But there are other MCs out there, and some of them might be willing to take our $6,120. If you don't act fast, then you're going to miss out on this $5,320.

[King Txec]

We can offer you as much as one Bitcoin, which is worth $7,000!

You're never going to find anyone else willing to offer you a $6,509 bribe. But there are other MCs out there, and some of them might be willing to take our $6,120. If you don't act fast, then you're going to miss out on this $5,320.

Classic! Love it.