[EVEN MORE SHOCKING!!!] KLüP Endorses PT 50 Word Statement & Cosa Lüc

Started by Glüc da Dhi S.H., January 24, 2023, 03:42:32 PM

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Glüc da Dhi S.H.

As the King Lüc Party (KLüP) will not be fielding a list for the Cosa this election, we have opted to formally endorse the Parti Tafialistà ticket and encourage all of our mindless pocket voters to vote PT.

why?

1. The status quo on the monarchy (including and especially the current Monarch not being called Lüc) simply isn't working. We realise Lüc isn't actually running for King, but a return to the Cosa has to be considered a good first step.
2. I don't understand el glheþ, which makes it easier to remain blissfully unaware of whatever bad ideas Marcel/the PT might have, whereas the bad ideas of the parties that prefer communicating in English are painfully obvious.
3. We are really worried if the TNC win again the FreeDems will again punish all of Talossa by pledging to vote against good bills. (Also the bribe we received from the TNC in the form of cryptocurrency lost all its value over the past 4 hours.)



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Baron Alexandreu Davinescu

If the value of our bribe increases sufficiently, will you rescind this endorsement?
Alexandreu Davinescu, Baron Davinescu del Vilatx Freiric del Vilatx Freiric es Guaír del Sabor Talossan

    Bitter struggles deform their participants in subtle, complicated ways. ― Zadie Smith
    Revolution is an art that I pursue rather than a goal I expect to achieve. ― Robert Heinlein


Miestră Schivă, UrN

I'll counter that by guaranteeing that in the incoming Ziu, the Free Dems will not vote against any good* bills

(* The FreeDem leadership reserves sole rights to define "good")

THE KING MUST GO! Vote for the THE FREE DEMOCRATS OF TALOSSA for an active head of state!
¡LADINTSCHIÇETZ-VOI - rogetz-mhe cacsa!
"IS INACTIVITY BAD? I THINK NOT!" - Lord Hooligan

Glüc da Dhi S.H.

Quote from: Baron Alexandreu Davinescu on January 24, 2023, 05:27:47 PMIf the value of our bribe increases sufficiently, will you rescind this endorsement?
No! Never! I have integrity! But eeh, just out of interest though, what kind of value were your thinking about? Purely hypothetically speaking of course... I'm listening, I mean, just out of curiousity obviously.

Miestră Schivă, UrN

The way Buttcoin is going, soon you will owe them money

THE KING MUST GO! Vote for the THE FREE DEMOCRATS OF TALOSSA for an active head of state!
¡LADINTSCHIÇETZ-VOI - rogetz-mhe cacsa!
"IS INACTIVITY BAD? I THINK NOT!" - Lord Hooligan

Baron Alexandreu Davinescu

We can offer you as much as one Bitcoin, which is worth $7,000!

You're never going to find anyone else willing to offer you a $6,509 bribe. But there are other MCs out there, and some of them might be willing to take our $6,120. If you don't act fast, then you're going to miss out on this $5,320.
Alexandreu Davinescu, Baron Davinescu del Vilatx Freiric del Vilatx Freiric es Guaír del Sabor Talossan

    Bitter struggles deform their participants in subtle, complicated ways. ― Zadie Smith
    Revolution is an art that I pursue rather than a goal I expect to achieve. ― Robert Heinlein


Sir Txec dal Nordselvă, UrB

Quote from: Baron Alexandreu Davinescu on January 25, 2023, 01:53:13 PMWe can offer you as much as one Bitcoin, which is worth $7,000!

You're never going to find anyone else willing to offer you a $6,509 bribe. But there are other MCs out there, and some of them might be willing to take our $6,120. If you don't act fast, then you're going to miss out on this $5,320.

Classic! Love it.
Sir Txec Róibeard dal Nordselvă, UrB, GST, O.SPM, SMM
Secretár d'Estat
Guaír del Sabor Talossan
The Squirrel Viceroy of Arms, The Rouge Elephant Herald, RTCoA
Justice Emeritus of the Uppermost Cort
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