Introducing Juan Manuel Félix Guajardo [P] [G]

[Breneir Tzaracomprada]

Ministry of Immigration
IMMIGRATION APPLICATION

Application Received - 25 July 2023
Application Eligible for Petition - 10 August 2023
The Ministry of Immigration, using information provided in the application and after investigating to the best of its ability, is satisfied that this application is Bona Fide.

Applicant Name:
Juan Manuel Félix Guajardo

Gender:
Male

Year of Birth:
1990

Location:
Monterrey, Nuevo Leon

Prospective Province:
Vuode

Have you been introduced to the Kingdom of Talossa by an existing citizen?
YES - Braneu

Do you have any previous experience with, or membership in, any "micronations"?
NO

Is it okay if Talossan citizens contact you by e-mail?
YES

Is it okay if Talossan citizens contact you by telephone?
YES

About Myself:
I intend to amass wealth and make riches grow; I work as a Treasurer in a Mexican company driven by American investors and I am in the process of obtaining the CTP (Certified Treasury Professional) certification by the AFP (Association for Financial Professionals); the rest of the time available I work as a front man in an indie rock band called Cuarzos, playing guitar, singing and composing songs, earning a few extra bucks from time to time with our shows; married since 2016 and with two kids (4yo and 2yo), I also have an ongoing risky business of sports betting (nothing to worry about since its capital is limited to 12% of annual house income)

Why I am Interested in Becoming a Talossan:
I am interested in becoming a Talossan mostly because Braneu insisted many many times but also because I agree it will be an interesting experience to get, I have this tendency to try anything once... if the time I have available is enough and the experience is good, you\'ll be stuck with me forever haha; by the time I am writing this application I have already developed some fantasies on stuff I think is possible to do and achieve, and to make a name and footprint with what I think I can give to add value to this Kingdom

Where did you hear about the Kingdom of Talossa?
Friend or relative

[Breneir Tzaracomprada]

@ifelix Welcome to the Kingdom! Please see the New Citizens Guide and Qet Paßa for general information and an activities guide for Talossa.

[Bråneu Excelsio, UrN]

What a wild way to introduce yourself.
Also, 12%! holy smokes.
If I didn't know how calmed and easy going you are you would sound crazy to me.
Welcome to Talossa, buddy =)

[þerxh Sant-Enogat]

Bråneu's buddy is our buddy, Azul Juan !
Where can we listen to the famous Cuarzos ?

[Baron Alexandreu Davinescu]

Wait, you wager up to 12% of your annual income!? Bran, is that like a normal thing in your circles?

[Ian Feliceu]

@ifelix Welcome to the Kingdom! Please see the New Citizens Guide and Qet Paßa for general information and an activities guide for Talossa.

yei!, thank u
I don't know If this is going to look good by the time I hit the "post" button so let's see haha, thanks for the welcoming and the links to information of interest; I think u already have my e-mail so feel free to contact me if needed.

sincerely,

Juan M. Félix

[Ian Feliceu]

What a wild way to introduce yourself.
Also, 12%! holy smokes.
If I didn't know how calmed and easy going you are you would sound crazy to me.
Welcome to Talossa, buddy =)

haha 12% seems fine to me, I even intend to make it higher but not for now... next year (march/april maybe?), u better not make me regret this (jk I know u won't), big hug! c:

[Ian Feliceu]

Bråneu's buddy is our buddy, Azul Juan !
Where can we listen to the famous Cuarzos ?

Azul þerxh Sant-Enogat!

well not so famous... maybe just locally famous, which is fine (for now) but yes, you can take a look to all of our social media starting here www.cuarzosmusic.mx

PROS:
- you will see pictures, short description of the band influences, members and all of our links to all of our social media (where you will find videos of live performances, memes, etc)
- you will find, mainly, performances of covers of The Strokes and Arctic Monkeys by Cuarzos (so what we sing is in English)

CONS:
- every text is in Spanish :v so I'll suggest to do a live translation of it via web browser if needed.
- our original songs, that we intend to publish by October, will be in Spanish too :'v (hope that's not a problem).

hope to hear from you soon!, thx!

[Ian Feliceu]

Wait, you wager up to 12% of your annual income!? Bran, is that like a normal thing in your circles?

yes I do, but not like in a single bet... that would be completely absurd, no... let me see if I can explain...

12% of annual income, yes... now you split that 12% in 20 - 30 pieces, for this example let's say 30 pieces... so you're left with 30 pieces of 0.4% each of that annual income. right?... well from this point let's add some names to this

GB = Global Bank = 12%
WB = Working Bank = 0.4% (remember, you have 30 of this but only 1 global bank, which is the sum of this 30 pieces).

let's put some numbers just for the sake of this explanation:

Let's say your GB is $12,000 dlls, this means that 1 of your WB will be $400 dlls
from that point you start looking to Sportsbooks on the betting company/app you trust.

Start looking to players, teams, leagues, sports in general; if you like to work with other people you start looking out for good tipsters that resonates with you and then... you take 1 WB ($400), whenever you see a bet that you think is most likely to win you place a bet from 1 - 10% of that WB, depending on how confident you are about winning that bet

now I'll stop here, there's a lot more to say about but with things said above you can see the normal maximum bet is 10% of 1/30 of that 12% annual income.

from that point you can work with multiple people, multiple betting apps, and also multiple WB... but never never NEVER putting that 12% alone to 1 single bet... no, that would be a total disaster for sure.

[Baron Alexandreu Davinescu]

What's the sport you bet on?

[Baron Alexandreu Davinescu]

Also, what's some good dirt on Bran that we can use to tease him?

[Bråneu Excelsio, UrN]

Also, what's some good dirt on Bran that we can use to tease him?

[Ian Feliceu]

What's the sport you bet on?

the main sport I bet on is Tennis, mainly ATP tour GS (almost never challenger tournaments), but also I place bets on Soccer, Basketball, Baseball and Esports

[Ian Feliceu]

Also, what's some good dirt on Bran that we can use to tease him?

hahahah, I can't betray the trust of my buddy but hmm I can tell you this, u may already know... he's a cat person; that been said... here you can take him seriously, irl 11/10 things or actions he say or do are troll-driven :v

[Ian Feliceu]

Also, what's some good dirt on Bran that we can use to tease him?

hahahah, I can't betray the trust of my buddy but hmm I can tell you this, u may already know... he's a cat person; that been said... here you can take him seriously, irl 11/10 things or actions he say or do are troll-driven :v

partially anything or everything I wrote there might be not true, otherwise it is true.

[Breneir Tzaracomprada]

@ifelix Juan Manuel, I noticed you are a part of a band. My youtube channel Fora Talossa is always looking for great cultural content. Would you be willing to share a music video to be featured on our culture channel, Currents?

[Ian Feliceu]

@ifelix Juan Manuel, I noticed you are a part of a band. My youtube channel Fora Talossa is always looking for great cultural content. Would you be willing to share a music video to be featured on our culture channel, Currents?

Azul Breneir Tzaracomprada, that would be amazing!, yes!... not sure if gmail supports that kind of big attachments (like 2 - 3gb videos)

[Breneir Tzaracomprada]

@ifelix Juan Manuel, I noticed you are a part of a band. My youtube channel Fora Talossa is always looking for great cultural content. Would you be willing to share a music video to be featured on our culture channel, Currents?

Azul Breneir Tzaracomprada, that would be amazing!, yes!... not sure if gmail supports that kind of big attachments (like 2 - 3gb videos)

Excellent! If you have Google Drive then you could upload the video there (up to 25G, I believe) and then share the link.

[Mic’haglh Autófil, O.Be]

he's a cat person

I knew I liked that guy!

(Also, azul and welcome!)

[Ian Feliceu]

Excellent! If you have Google Drive then you could upload the video there (up to 25G, I believe) and then share the link.
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Breneir, sorry I haven't been able to upload videos yet, I will do so, haven't forgot; just have been very busy days at work actually. Thanks for ur patience!