2023 Talossan Cycling Association Tour - Leg 3: Barcelona -> Madrid

Started by Glüc, August 27, 2023, 02:42:37 PM

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Glüc

Director of Money Laundering and Sportswashing, Banqeu da Cézembre

Glüc

Stage 1 Barcelona -> Barcelona (Team Time Trial)

The final leg started with the team time trial yesterday. Unfortunately the organisation wasn't great and because of the late start much of it took place in the dark. Combined with heavy rains this caused several crashes.

Banqeu da Cézembre started out as the big favourites, but had to wait due to a puncture by Vingegaard, ending last. Instead, it was Els Gagnheirs who completed the course in the least amount of time, followed by Dead Last and the Copacabana Boys.


Standings after stage 1

PosTeamPoints
1stEls Gaghneirs (GNH)170
2ndDead Last (DED)150
3rdMaricopa Cabana Boys (MCB)145
4thGordon Hiatus Support Team (GHS)125
5thEls Cantzelerïă Aþletici (SOS)120
5thPort Maxhestic AC (PTM)120
7thNaziun Cjovani (CJO)80
8thCyclohexane (CHX)65
9thCézembre Fieschā (CFA)60
10thCjovani Valcurias (CAL)55
11thBanqeu da Cézembre Paranoid Knights (BDC)25
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Sir Lüc

Folks, terribly sorry about the lack of hype and updates and Centraseirăs, but I've been rather busy and distracted by other stuff lately, and so has Glüc.

Things should smooth out in the next few days, at least for me, so it shouldn't be an issue to resume the kind of daily posting that we did for Giro and Tour, even if Glüc is still busy (which is my understanding).

Thank you to all who are taking part, with a special shout-out to Vitx who's competing again after taking Giro and Tour off, and I hope to see Breneir, Marcel and Audradă back in the future.

A quick note on teams, as I'm very pleased to report we have a very diverse lineup:

- no single rider has been selected by a majority of directeur sportifs (Roglic and Vingegaard are the most picked, by 5 out of 11);
- the largest overlap between any two teams is 4 (same as Tour, and two fewer than Giro);
- two teams have a whopping 5 unique riders.

This should make for exciting competition, as there's more chance a strong performance by your team won't be canceled out by another team having your same riders!
Sir Lüc da Schir, UrB
Secretary of State / Secretar d'Estat

Sir Lüc

And a quick scoring update after stage 2, with @Carlüs Éovart Vilaçafat taking the lead largely thanks to Kaden Groves and Romain Bardet!

Pos±TeamPts OvePts Today
1st(+2)Maricopa Cabana Boys (MCB)448+303
2nd(+3)Els Cantzelerïă Aþletici (SOS)342+222
3rd(-1)Dead Last (DED)334+184
4th(+4)Cyclohexane (CHX)326+261
5th(+5)Cjovani Valcurias (VAL)243+188
6th(+1)Naziun Cjovani (CJO)236+156
7th(-1)Port Maxhestic AC (PTM)233+113
8th(-4)Gordon Hiatus Support Team (GHS)225+100
9th(-8)Els Gagnheirs (GNH)205+35
10th(-1)Cézembre Fieschā (CFA)148+88
11th(=)Banque da Cézembre Paranoid Knights (BDC)25+0
Sir Lüc da Schir, UrB
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Glüc

#4
Quote from: Sir Lüc on August 28, 2023, 05:44:52 AM
11thBanque da Cézembre Paranoid Knights (BDC)+0


:'(
That's so bad. I don't think thats ever happened before.
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Carlüs Éovart Vilaçafat

We've never been in first place before!

Feels goooooood!

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Glüc

#6
Stage 3 Súria -> Arinsal

First mountain stage today, leaving Spain to finish in Andorra. No big time losses for the main GC contenders yet, but Evenepoel (DED/GHS/MCB/PTM) won the stage, followed by Vingegaard (BDC/CFA/CHX/CJO/GNH), Ayuso (PTM/VAL), Roglic (BDC/SOS/CJO/GHS/GNH) and Mas (DED/GNH/MCB/PTM). With 3 of the top 6 riders Port Maxhestic had a great day and takes over the lead!

Pos±TeamPts OvePts Today
1st(+6)Port Maxhestic AC (PTM)936+703
2nd(-1)Maricopa Cabana Boys (MCB)927+479
3rd(=)Dead Last (DED)917+583
4th(+4)Gordon Hiatus Support Team (GHS)887+662
5th(-3)Els Cantzelerïă Aþletici (SOS)778+436
6th(+3)Els Gagnheirs (GNH)734+529
7th(-3)Cyclohexane (CHX)693+467
8th(-2)Naziun Cjovani (CJO)437+156
9th(-4)Cjovani Valcurias (VAL)633+390
10th(=)Cézembre Fieschā (CFA)578+430
11th(=)Banque da Cézembre Paranoid Knights (BDC)542+517
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Baron Alexandreu Davinescu

#7
!!!!?!?!??!?!!!

Not enough punctuation to express my dismay.

EDIT: Okay, a little better in the update.
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Sir Lüc

Stage 4 Andorra La Vella -> Tarragona

A first proper bunch sprint, a second Maricopa Cabana Boys victory! This time, no solo efforts could deny Kaden Groves (MCB/VAL) a stage win, with both the hottest team north of Havana and Valcürïas also benefitting from Lewis Askey's eighth place.

The Maricopans ultimately win out due to also placing Evenepoel and Mas in the top 20; and it could have been an even more emphatic victory had Bryan Coquard, the best sprinter on the entry list other than Groves, not been involved in a crash 4km from the finish together with Santiago Buitrago (GHS/CHX) and a few others. Also crashing and out of the sprint contention, Marijn van den Berg (PTM/GHS), his demise, though harmless, sadly preventing Port Maxhestic's defense of the top spot in the standings.

Also scoring relatively high today are the teams of the two other podium finishers: Dead Last and the Cantzeleria Aþletici, due to Juan Sebastian Molano's second place, and Cyclohexane and Naziun Cjovani, due to Edward Theuns's third place.

Standings after stage 4:
                                                           
Pos±TeamPts OvePts Today
1st(+1)Maricopa Cabana Boys (MCB)1382+455
2nd(+1)Dead Last (DED)1253+336
3rd(-2)Port Maxhestic AC (PTM)1156+220
4th(+1)Els Cantzelerïă Aþletici (SOS)1093+315
5th(-1)Gordon Hiatus Support Team (GHS)1040+153
6th(+3)Cjovani Valcurias (VAL)1016+383
7th(=)Cyclohexane (CHX)949+256
8th(=)Naziun Cjovani (CJO)914+241
9th(-3)Els Gagnheirs (GNH)847+113
10th(=)Cézembre Fieschā (CFA)755+177
11th(=)Banque da Cézembre Paranoid Knights (BDC)721+179

Very similar stage coming up tomorrow: hilly most of the way, but flat finish for a second mass sprint. Clearly another opportunity for the Cabana Boys to score big - already the only two-sprinter lineup, they now also apparently can count on Askey to aim high. The teams whose sprinters didn't feature today - GHS and PTM with van den Berg, Gagnheirs with Dainese - will surely be looking for another opportunity. On the other hand, it will have to be seen whether Fieschă's Ballerstedt will have any chances to shine, when Groves is sure to receive most if not all of Alpecin's focus in his pursuit of the points classification.
Sir Lüc da Schir, UrB
Secretary of State / Secretar d'Estat

Sir Lüc

I totally forgot to deliver updates on these during Tour, but we are totally tracking side classifications too! (sprinters's classification, climbers's classification and the combativity classification)

Reminder that the sprinters's classification is the sum of points gathered in the daily points classification ("PC" on Velogames) and in the intermediate sprints ("Spr" on Velogames); the climbers's classification is the sum of summit points ("Sum") and daily King of Mountains classification points ("KOM"); and the combativity classification is based on breakaway points ("Bkw").

I'll do a quick update on the front of each classification after every update I do, and a fuller update on rest days!

SPRINTERS'S CLASSIFICATION
Maricopa Cabana Boys 40
Naziun Cjovani 32
Cézembre Fieschā 28
Cjovani Valcürïas 26

CLIMBERS'S CLASSIFICATION
Port Maxhestic AC 42
Gordon Hiatus Support Team 40
Maricopa Cabana Boys 35
Dead Last 35

COMBATIVITY CLASSIFICATION
Naziun Cjovani & Cézembre Fieschă jointly lead with 40 points.
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Sir Lüc

Storm of abandons hitting TCAT sadly. Coquard (MCB) didn't start yesterday, Zana (CHX/GHS) retired due to a stomach illness, and today we already have Bagioli (CHX/SOS/DED) and Vine (CHX/VAL) crashing out.

Cyclohexane is sadly already down to 6 when the sixth stage is not even completed. Eight riders left for Gordon Hiatus Support Team, Valcürïas, Cantzeleria and Dead Last.



Standings after (yesterday's) stage 5 - sorry, no update beyond saying it was another Groves win and MCB/Valcürïas cashed in big on Groves, Ganna and Askey all placing top 5 - but there will be one for today's stage:

Pos±TeamPts OvePts Today
1st(=)Maricopa Cabana Boys (MCB)2036+654
2nd(+4)Cjovani Valcurias (VAL)1639+623
3rd(-1)Dead Last (DED)1569+316
4th(-1)Port Maxhestic AC (PTM)1322+166
5th(=)Gordon Hiatus Support Team (GHS)1199+159
6th(-2)Els Cantzelerïă Aþletici (SOS)1186+93
7th(=)Cyclohexane (CHX)1136+187
8th(=)Naziun Cjovani (CJO)1086+172
9th(=)Els Gagnheirs (GNH)1071+224
10th(=)Cézembre Fieschā (CFA)932+177
11th(=)Banque da Cézembre Paranoid Knights (BDC)828+107


Congratulations to @Carlüs Éovart Vilaçafat and @Vitxalmour on placing respectively 25th and 66th out of almost 19K Velogames contestants for yesterday's daily score update! Carlüs is also currently 33rd in the overall leaderboard. Even though it's early days, we've seldom if ever had someone from TCAT place that high!
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Sir Lüc

Stage 6 La Vall d'Uixó -> Observatorio Astrofísico de Javalambre

Six might be the new nine for Cyclohexane, as after losing Zana, Bagioli and Vine in quick succession they still manage to end up second today thanks to Sepp Kuss's win. But even placing Buitrago 11th was not enough for CHX to pip Banqeu da Cézembre for the top spot, thanks to a whole 100 assist points generated from Kuss's victory - and second place in the general classification - to the other six Jumbo-Visma riders in BDC's roster.

Dead Last and Valcürïas's Lenny Martinez, youngest rider at the start, ended up second but will steal the leader's jersey from Remco Evenepoel. Third place for Romain Bardet (MCB/SOS/CJO/CFA).

Standings after stage 6:
Pos±TeamPts OvePts Today
1st(=)Maricopa Cabana Boys (MCB)2259+223
2nd(=)Cjovani Valcurias (VAL)1909+270
3rd(=)Dead Last (DED)1871+302
4th(+3)Cyclohexane (CHX)1526+390
5th(+1)Els Cantzelerïă Aþletici (SOS)1405+219
6th(-2)Port Maxhestic AC (PTM)1389+67
7th(-2)Gordon Hiatus Support Team (GHS)1356+157
8th(=)Naziun Cjovani (CJO)1339+253
9th(=)Els Gagnheirs (GNH)1254+183
10th(+1)Banque da Cézembre Paranoid Knights (BDC)1244+416
11th(-1)Cézembre Fieschā (CFA)1192+260

Side classification leadership after stage 6:
SPRINTERS: Cabana Boys (110), Valcürïas (72), GHST (65)
CLIMBERS: Dead Last (60), Port Maxhestic (56), Cabana Boys (55), GHST (54)
COMBATIVITY: Naziun Cjovani & Cézembre Fieschă (40)


Another bunch sprint is coming in stage 7, and it will be the last for a while, as Vuelta next takes on two mountain stages, the latter with an uphill finish; the lone time trial of this year; and lastly another hilly stage with an uphill finish. This is sure to be MCB's chance to do more damage, before we move to less lopsided territory.
Sir Lüc da Schir, UrB
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Baron Alexandreu Davinescu

Alexandreu Davinescu, Baron Davinescu del Vilatx Freiric del Vilatx Freiric es Guaír del Sabor Talossan

                   

Carlüs Éovart Vilaçafat

Premieir of Maricopa
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Member, Talossan Science Fiction, Fantasy & Whisky Society
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Glüc

Stage 7 Utiel -> Oliva

Sadly, the prospects for the Cabana Boys, along with Valcurias and the chancery team, deteriorated today, as Thymen Arensman (MCB/SOS/VAL) ended up in hospital after a crash. You couldn't tell from the current scores though as the Cabana Boys and Valcurias did well in terms of the stage result and (spoiler) keep their first and second place in the standing.

The stage started with descending and rolling terrain, but ended pretty much flat, so another opportunity for a bunch sprint. Fastest of the TCAT riders was Edward Theuns (CHX/CJO), followed by Molano (DED/SOS), Groves (MCB/VAL), Van den Berg (PTM/GHS) and Gonzalez (CFA). The results by Molano and Ganna, combined with the GC lead for Martinez means that Dead Last scored the most points today. Meanwhile, Els Gaghneirs did poorly again and drop to last place.

Standings after stage 7:


Pos±TeamPts OvePts Today
1st(=)Maricopa Cabana Boys (MCB)2517+258
2nd(=)Cjovani Valcurias (VAL)2185+276
3rd(=)Dead Last (DED)2164+293
4th(=)Cyclohexane (CHX)1774+248
5th(+2)Gordon Hiatus Support Team (GHS)1613+257
6th(=)Port Maxhestic AC (PTM)1593+204
7th(-2)Els Cantzelerïă Aþletici (SOS)1590+185
8th(=)Naziun Cjovani (CJO)1565+226
9th(+1)Banque da Cézembre Paranoid Knights (BDC)1362+118
10th(+1)Cézembre Fieschā (CFA)1360+168
11th(-2)Els Gagnheirs (GNH)1318+64

Tomorrow we are on the Costa Blanca in Alicante. But no trips to the beach or partying in Benidorm. Instead there will be serious climbing with 5 summits, including a first category climb.
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Carlüs Éovart Vilaçafat

I think Maricopa's raging success in this leg calls for a proper logo!

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Sir Lüc

Stage 8 Dénia -> Xorret de Catí

GC KUSS GC KUSS GC KUSS

World's best mountain domestique-turned-GC contender Sepp Kuss (CHX/BDC) did not win today, but he did take maillot rojo from Lenny Martinez (DED/VAL) and opened up a sizable lead to all plausible contenders - 2'30 to Evenepoel (MCB/DED/PTM/GHS), 2'38 and 2'42 to his teammates Roglic (SOS/GHS/CJO/GNH/BDC) and Vingegaard (CHX/CJO/GNH/CFA/BDC), all the way down to a very distant Geraint Thomas (VAL/CHX), already 8'43 down in the general classification.

It was not Kuss but Roglic who won today however, edging out Evenepoel in an uphill sprint at the front of a group of leaders including, in order, Ayuso (PTM/VAL), Mas (MCB/DED/PTM/GNH), Vingegaard, Almeida (SOS/GHS/CFA), Kuss and Soler. Rounding off the top ten, Vlasov (PTM/SOS/CFA), while Martinez paid over a minute to the winners and finished 12th together with Uijtdebroeks (GHS).

In TCAT, it is Gordon Hiatus Support Team's day, barely edging out assist points powerhouse Banqeu de Cézembre and Port Maxhestic. All these teams climb up a place, with Gagnheirs also moving out of last place and Dead Last overtaking Valcürïas for second overall.

Standings after stage 8:
                                
Pos±TeamPts OvePts Today
1st(=)Maricopa Cabana Boys (MCB)2911+394
2nd(+1)Dead Last (DED)2658+494
3rd(-1)Cjovani Valcurias (VAL)2437+252
4th(+1)Gordon Hiatus Support Team (GHS)2291+678
5th(+1)Port Maxhestic AC (PTM)2248+655
6th(-2)Cyclohexane (CHX)2105+331
7th(=)Els Cantzelerïă Aþletici (SOS)2056+466
8th(+1)Banque da Cézembre Paranoid Knights (BDC)2032+670
9th(-1)Naziun Cjovani (CJO)1990+425
10th(+1)Els Gagnheirs (GNH)1909+591
11th(-1)Cézembre Fieschā (CFA)1750+390

Side classification leadership after stage 8:
SPRINTERS: Cabana Boys (160), Valcürïas (116), GHST (99),...
CLIMBERS: Dead Last (94), GHST (93), Port Maxhestic (91), Cabana Boys (88),...
COMBATIVITY: Naziun Cjovani & Cézembre Fieschă (40),..


Get ready for more mountains tomorrow, for the last stage before the first of two rest days!
Sir Lüc da Schir, UrB
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Sir Lüc

Sir Lüc da Schir, UrB
Secretary of State / Secretar d'Estat

Sir Lüc

Stage 9 Cartagena -> Collado de la Cruz de Caravaca

A breakaway stage to cap off the week, with former TCAT rider Lennard Kämna taking the win, showing why he's a much better stage hunter than GC contender/captain. The break included just one TCAT rider, Jon Barrenetxea (DED/SOS/CJO/CFA), who ultimately finished fifth.

A pretty low scoring affair then, with the Barrenetxea teams logically in front, Dead Last topping the standings and going very close to toppling the Cabana Boys at the top, even! Likewise, Fieschă is just five points away from Gagnheirs, while Cjovani and Cantzelerïă both gained places today. Also gaining places, Port Maxhestic, who placed both Enric Mas (MCB/DED/PTM/GNH) and Alexandr Vlasov (PTM/SOS/CFA) in the top 10.

Standings after stage 9:                                            

Pos±TeamPts OvePts Today
1st(=)Maricopa Cabana Boys (MCB)3046+135
2nd(=)Dead Last (DED)3007+349
3rd(=)Cjovani Valcurias (VAL)2523+86
4th(+1)Port Maxhestic AC (PTM)2480+232
5th(-1)Gordon Hiatus Support Team (GHS)2421+130
6th(+1)Els Cantzelerïă Aþletici (SOS)2376+320
7th(+2)Naziun Cjovani (CJO)2256+266
8th(=)Banque da Cézembre Paranoid Knights (BDC)2255+223
9th(-3)Cyclohexane (CHX)2216+111
10th(=)Els Gagnheirs (GNH)2088+179
11th(=)Cézembre Fieschā (CFA)2083+333


Rest day tomorrow, we will resume on Tuesday with a 25km individual time trial in Valladolid. A bit of analysis to come as well!
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Sir Lüc

So, a weather-battered week 1 comes to an end. Seems like Vuelta is going the same way as Giro, bar Covid.

Even with Coquard bombing, with only 8 points scored before a crash caused an early retirement, Maricopa Cabana Boys still leads TCAT thanks to its other sprinter Groves more than making up for the missed points. MCB was the lone team to go for a sprinter strategy, which was turbocharged by also picking Ganna and Askey, two unclassed riders who can and did sprint this week. Twice a time trial world champion, Ganna will also have a chance at winning tomorrow's ITT.

It remains to be seen whether MCB can resist Dead Last's charge in the coming stages though. They did lose Bagioli and Bernal might not have been the best allrounder pick (in fact, he's the second lowest scoring one after non-TCAT Bauke Mollema), but they have Ganna too, a solid climber combination of Mas and Martinez, a solid sprinter in Molano, and surprisingly popular pick Barrenetxea, second best 6 point unclassed among TCAT picks at the moment.

Also flying high - perhaps unexpectedly given how their 2022 Vuelta went - are the Cjovani Valcürïas, who also own Martinez, Groves, Ganna and Askey. Unfortunately, their chances to make up the difference with MCB and DED rest all into Juan Ayuso, as Thomas is having a shocker and Arensman and Vine both sadly crashed out. You never know though - Ayuso might well be UAE's chosen leader and resist well into the third week, as Dead Last's Mas fades and MCB gets diminishing returns with fewer sprints left. But sadly, Evenepoel - who the others do have - could be too high an obstacle to clear.

In fourth, Port Maxhestic has for sure the best team they are bringing to TCAT yet. The leading quartet of Evenepoel, Ayuso, Vlasov and Mas is doing fine so far, and Van den Berg is a solid sprinter who should have scored more had he not clumsily crashed in stage 3. The reason PTM aren't higher up is twofold: the sprints did them no favours, but the upcoming climbs should reverse that; and their other picks haven't particularly impressed, except by picking up assist points - but that is nothing to be scoffed at and might very well make the difference ultimately.

Very similar story for Gordon Hiatus Support Team except the effort is a little more spread out. Roglic and Evenepoel both won a stage; Almeida is his usual self, lagging behind on the climbs but always coming back; Uijtdebroeks and Buitrago did ok so far, but neither delivered a standout performance so far. Lazkano will also get more chances at a stage win, as he hasn't showed much so far (and didn't rack up any breakaway points despite featuring in some). Losing Zana without scoring a point is certainly a disappointing blow, but on the other hand he was only worth 6 credits, and Govekar proved to be a good 4 credit "hidden sprinter"; indeed, the best 4 credit pick of TCAT so far, in a way the heir of Neilands at Tour.

Cantzelerïă Aþletici somewhat look like a mix of the previous teams; if picking Roglic and Almeida was a Giro-inspired selection they certainly dodged the Thomas bullet, and Bardet and Vlasov nicely complement them and will no doubt prove useful in the coming climbs. They also certainly picked right with Molano as a sprinter and Barrenetxea in their unclassed picks. Sadly though, Arensman and Bagioli's DNFs will hamper them, as they both could have come alive later. This team's fate entirely depends on Roglic and Almeida scoring big - staying high in GC and placing high in stages - even though they respectively have Kuss-Vingegaard and Ayuso-Soler as uncomfortable co-contestants in Jumbo Visma and UAE. Bardet will not get a high GC finish, so he might be free to fight for stage wins, which he certainly can deliver.

Naziun Cjovani made several picks that might yield increasing returns in the coming stages: Vingegaard and Roglic for sure, but also the aforementioned Bardet and maybe even Buchmann, who did really well in Tour, but hasn't scored much this week and has to contend with a crowded field at Bora (Higuita, Uijtdebroeks, Kämna, Vlasov). Theuns was also a really good sprinter pick - the second best, in fact, and half the cost of Groves! - but where Cjovani fell behind was Berhe and Balderstone, two unrankeds who only scored a combined 8 points and might struggle to get assists (especially because Jayco-AlUla lost its best riders).

The appropriately misspelled Banque da Cézembre Paranoid Knights come next, with the unique strategy of picking all Jumbo-Visma riders they could, that is, everyone but Kelderman. This did yield a whopping 92 times 4 assist points (plus a single GC point for Attila Valter), and I guess this might end up being as good a strategy as any other down the line, with the Vingegaard-Roglic-Kuss trio a really hard one to beat and more assist points sure to come. They will just have to hope that their other two picks, Engelhardt and Hirt, won't be the ones to derail the whole thing -- they have both been pretty lackluster among comparable riders so far.

Cyclohexane has had ups and downs and a whole lot of bad luck: Vine, Zana and Bagioli all abandoned in short sequence. They do have Kuss and Vingegaard to score big later, and Grégoire is a very interesting unique pick that may also come alive later. Buitrago also was a really cheap climber pick that will have more chances, and we already mentioned Theuns as a very good and cheap sprinter pick. Much like CHX was betrayed by Bernal at Tour, though, Geraint Thomas has bombed big time, and he just costs too much to afford that kind of underperformance.

Els Gagnheirs certainly expected more from this TCAT so far, given their track record - Vingegaard, Roglic and Mas certainly did their share of the work. Less so Rubio and Dainese, perhaps, but their performance is certainly not why Gagnheirs is lagging behind. Instead, Gagnheirs are one of four teams to pick four unclassed riders, and the one team who fared the worst, with Arcas a saving grace, but the other three only racking up six points all together, in a situation reminiscent of Cjovani. (Curiously, none of the best unclassed picks by points-per-credit come from the 4-unclasseds, or rather, only Cjovani's Barrenetxea does.)

Conversely, Cézembre Fieschă did really well with their unclassed picks: in addition to the already mentioned Barrenetxea, they nailed two unique picks, Gonzalez (only second to Askey in points-per-credit among unclasseds), and De la Cruz. But something has to explain their low place in the standings: Ballerstedt and Higuita were certainly flops, the former completely at the service of Groves as a leadout, never getting the chance to sprint himself; the latter in the same situation as Buchmann among the utter legion of talented Bora climbers (and Hindley, Jungels and Konrad aren't even doing Vuelta!), outshined as a GC contender by Vlasov and Uijtdebroeks, and as a stage hunter by Kämna. Regardless, more chances to come, zero dropouts so far, they're looking good to improve their position.
Sir Lüc da Schir, UrB
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