Talossan Cycling Association Tour Season 3 Leg 2 Firenze -> Nice

Started by Glüc, June 30, 2024, 05:27:27 AM

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Glüc

Talossan Cycling Association Tour
2024
Second Leg
Firenze -> Nice


tcat_france_2024.png
(Logo created by Sir Lüc)

And we're back again. Two new teams and one returning team have joined 8 teams from leg 1 to cross the border into France. 3498 grueling kilometers of climbing, sprinting and racing against the clock await in the coming three weeks while the team captains sit at home and enjoy the show. The goal is to score the most points by winning stages and doing well in three classifications: the King of the Mountains classification (polkadot jersey), the points classification (green jersey) and the general classification (yellow jersey) which determines which individual rider wins this leg of TCAT.

The following teams are participating:


- Banqeu da Cézembre Tavulairs -
(BDC, Cézembre, leg 1: 11925)

Pogačar
Bilbao

Carlos Rodriguez
Vlasov

De Lie
Gee
Mohorič
Naesen
A. Yates
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- Cyclohexane -
(CHX, Benito, leg 1: 8746)

Pogačar
Bilbao

Carlos Rodriguez
A. Yates

Coquard
Bettiol
Turgis
Gee
Buitrago
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- Gordon Hiatus Support Team -
(GHS, Benito, leg 1: 8671)

Pogačar
Bilbao

Carlos Rodriguez
Buitrago

Philipsen
Lapeira
Gee
Williams
Gaviria
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- Cézembre Fieschā -
(CFA, Cézembre, leg 1: 7648)

Pogačar
Vingegaard

Haig
Poels

Van den Berg
Boivin
Moscon
Gibbons
Evenepoel
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- Maricopa Cabana Boys -
(MCB, Maricopa, leg 1: 7478)

Roglič
Mas

Carlos Rodriguez
Hindley

M. Pedersen
Pidcock
Laporte
Bettiol
Jakobsen
-----------------------------------------------------
- Port Maxhestic AC -
(PTM, Maritiimi-Maxhestic, leg 1: 7463)

Vingegaard
Evenepoel

Bernal
Carapaz

Van Aert
Cort
Declerq
Naesen
Bardet
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- Dead Last -
(DED, Vuode, leg 1: 4992)

Vingegaard
Evenepoel

Gall
Hindley

Groenewegen
Cort
Gee
Abrahamsen
Ackermann
-----------------------------------------------------
- Dead2Last -
(VFL, Florencia, leg 1: 4865)

Vingegaard
Roglič

Bernal
Hindley

M. Pedersen
Cort
Kragh Andersen
Grignard
Rickaert
-----------------------------------------------------
- Naziun Cjovani -
(CJO, Benito)

Pogačar
Vingegaard

Bernal
Harper

Ackermann
Allegaert
Bissegger
Armirail
Denz
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- Maricopan Manilows -
(MAN, Maricopa)

Roglič
Almeida

Carlos Rodriguez
Bardet

Philipsen
Wellens
Van der Poel
Healy
Kulset
-----------------------------------------------------
- Ardita Benito -
(ARB, Benito)

Vingegaard
Almeida

Martinez
S. Yates

De Lie
Van der Poel
Van Gils
Laporte
Ackermann
-----------------------------------------------------

Links:
Registration thread
Information about the route and riders
Director of Money Laundering and Sportswashing, Banqeu da Cézembre

Glüc

#1
Some stats:

2 spinters -> 4 teams (Usually a good strategy)
3 climbers -> 3 teams (There were a lot of good climbers available this time)
4 unclassed -> 3 teams
3 all rounders -> 1 team (And all three belonging to the big-4 too. Impressive þerxh managed to fit all three of them in. Fiescha are definitely one of the teams to watch this edition.)

Big four:

Pogacar -> 5 teams. Notably every team that picked Pogacar for leg 1 picked him again and every team that didn't pick him left him out again. Last time that ended well for the Pogacar teams. Of course this time there may be a little bit more competition for Pogacar.

Vingegaard -> 6 teams. Last years winner of course and still cheaper than Pogacar so makes sense.

Roglic -> 3 teams. The two Maricopan teams are the only two that didn't pick either Pogacar or Vingegaard, but they do both have Roglic.

Evenepoel -> 3 teams. Always in combination with Vingegaard


Another interesting note: both of the completely new teams did not use all 100 credits. A very brave strategy.
Director of Money Laundering and Sportswashing, Banqeu da Cézembre

Tric’hard Lenxheir

So I went to velogames and it is still showing my roster from the 1st leg. I can't find the new roster or results from yesterday.
Tric'hard Lenxheir

Glüc

Quote from: Tric'hard Lenxheir on June 30, 2024, 07:42:09 AMSo I went to velogames and it is still showing my roster from the 1st leg. I can't find the new roster or results from yesterday.

That's odd. If you go to the main page and then log in -> visit team it should show the correct team. Well either way you can find the current scores here: https://www.velogames.com/velogame/2024/leaguescores.php?league=639289433

(Neither you nor Dead2Last are actually last, but theres only one point between you which is interesting.)
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Sir Lüc

Stage 1 Firenze -> Rimini

Two years after TCAT began in Copenhagen, welcome to the second leg of season 3 - the seventh overall! We're very glad to have you with us.

Well -- not as glad as Romain Bardet (MAN/PTM) was to win the inaugural stage and therefore wear the yellow jersey of the general classification leader in his last Tour de France before switching to cyclocross next year. The Frenchman attacked with 50km to go and was helped by a teammate in the early breakaway to pull away and then successfully fend off the charging peloton with a few hundred meters to spare.

Wout van Aert (PTM) ultimately won the sprint for third place, ahead of Tadej Pogacar (BDC/CFA/CHX/CJO/GHS) and Maxim van Gils (ARB), which means Port Maxhestic score almost twice as many points as everyone else, gifting them an early lead in TCAT França 2024.

Finish photo:



Standings after stage 1:
Pos±TeamPts OvePts Today
1st(=)Port Maxhestic AC (PTM)645+645
2nd(=)Cyclohexane (CHX)335+335
3rd(=)Cézembre Fieschā (CFA)318+318
4th(=)Maricopa Cabana Boys (MCB)317+317
5th(=)Banqeu da Cézembre Tavulairs (BDC)306+306
6th(=)Maricopan Manilows (MAN)280+280
7th(=)Gordon Hiatus Support Team (GHS)266+266
8th(=)Naziun Cjovani (CJO)244+244
9th(=)Dead2Last (VFL)226+226
10th(=)Dead Last (DED)225+225
11th(=)Ardita Benito (ARB)177+177
Sir Lüc da Schir, UrB
Secretary of State / Secretar d'Estat

Glüc

#5
Stage 2 Cesenatico -> Bologna

Today we got a hilly stage finishing in the city known for naming the most famous pasta sauce and having at least one more leaning tower than Pisa. The stage included two climbs of a short but rather steep section near the finish that could potentially be used by gc contenders to get a headstart on their opponents. The stage was suited a for a break and indeed the early attack did succeed, with Abrahamsen (DED) being the first TCAT rider across the line. Abrahamsen was wearing the polkajersey after yesterday but will now also add the green jersey to his collection as he takes the lead in the points classification.

Behind the break there were four GC riders to get a 20 second gap on the others: Vingegaard, Pogacar, Evenepoel, and, surprisingly, Carapaz! (PTM), who actually finished first in their little group. Pogacar takes the yellow jersey for now however. It's a good sign for Vingegaard as this is the kind of stage where Pogacar might be expected to beat him and some thought Vingegaard would lose time and strike back in the third week.

As a result the stage bodes pretty well for Port Maxhestic, who extend their lead, getting the second most points today. However, today's winner are Dead Last, due to the performance by Abrahamsen. They jump into second place.

Standings after stage 2:


Pos±TeamPts OvePts Today
1st(=)Port Maxhestic AC (PTM)887+242
2nd(+8)Dead Last (DED)622+397
3rd(=)Cézembre Fieschā (CFA)509+191
4th(-2)Cyclohexane (CHX)442+107
5th(=)Banqeu da Cézembre Tavulairs (BDC)422+116
6th(+2)Naziun Cjovani (CJO)381+137
7th(-3)Maricopa Cabana Boys (MCB)381+64
8th(-1)Gordon Hiatus Support Team (GHS)369+103
9th(-3)Maricopan Manilows (MAN)347+67
10th(-1)Dead2Last (VFL)311+85
11th(=)Ardita Benito (ARB)278+101

Tomorrow should be the first opportunity for the sprinters as we move into Turin for the final Italian stage before we cross the border intro France.
Director of Money Laundering and Sportswashing, Banqeu da Cézembre

Sir Lüc

Stage 3 Piacenza -> Torino

Boring flat stage for sprinters which only got interesting right at the end (as these often do). A major, late mass crash with three kilometres to go split the peloton. Many delayed riders, among them potential contenders for today's stage win Jasper Philipsen (MAN/GHS), Wout van Aert (PTM) and several top GC contenders.

Non-TCAT Biniam Girmay ultimately triumphed for a second grand tour stage win and a first at Tour; second place for Fernando Gaviria (GHS), third place for Arnaud de Lie (ARB/BDC) with Mads Pedersen (VFL/MCB) and Dylan Groenewegen (DED) rounding out the top 5.

No time losses for the general classification, however Richard Carapaz (PTM) takes maillot jaune off Tadej Pogacar (CHX/CFA/BDC/CJO/GHS) due to a lower combination of results - the Ecuadorean taking full advantage of not being delayed by the crash -and- of teammate Marijn van den Berg (CFA)'s leadout to secure a 14th place which was more than enough to make up the results gap with Pogacar.

Third day and third different stage winner for TCAT as well, with the Cabana Boys leading the field due to Pedersen and Fabio Jakobsen (7th), ahead of GHST and Dead2Last. Port Maxhestic retains a healthy lead.

Finish photo:


LTR: De Lie (ARB/BDC), Ballerini, Pedersen (VFL/MCB), Girmay, Gaviria (GHS), Bauhaus

Standings after stage 3:
Pos±TeamPts OvePts Today
1st(=)Port Maxhestic AC (PTM)1020+133
2nd(=)Dead Last (DED)850+228
3rd(+3)Maricopa Cabana Boys (MCB)695+314
4th(+1)Banqeu da Cézembre Tavulairs (BDC)666+244
5th(+3)Gordon Hiatus Support Team (GHS)650+281
6th(-2)Cyclohexane (CHX)627+185
7th(-4)Cézembre Fieschā (CFA)625+116
8th(+2)Dead2Last (VFL)576+265
9th(+2)Ardita Benito (ARB)506+228
10th(-3)Naziun Cjovani (CJO)477+96
11th(-2)Maricopan Manilows (MAN)421+74


Today is Col du Galibier time as Tour crosses the Alps into France! Expect action and potential early trouble for major contenders!
Sir Lüc da Schir, UrB
Secretary of State / Secretar d'Estat

Carlüs Éovart Vilaçafat

Premieir of Maricopa
The Green Town Pursuivant / El Coletxüt del Stavour Virt, Royal Talossan College of Arms
Member, Talossan Science Fiction, Fantasy & Whisky Society
Membreu dal Urderi dal Provinçù Soveran da Maricopa

Sir Lüc

Stage 4 Pinerolo -> Valloire

As predicted, first significant stage for the general classification! An early breakaway including Stephen Williams (GHS), Bruno Armirail (CJO) and Mathieu van der Poel (ARB/MAN) was caught on the slopes of the mighty Galibier, as the peloton was soon reduced to eight riders: the big four of Pogacar (CHX/CFA/BDC/CJO/GHS), Vingegaard (DED/ARB/VFL/CFA/CJO/PTM), Roglic (VFL/MAN/MCB) and Evenepoel (DED/CFA/PTM), plus two more TCAT riders, Rodriguez (CHX/BDC/MAN/MCB/GHS) and Almeida (ARB/MAN).

It was of course Pogacar who attacked first, around a kilometer from the summit, and had a decisive 10" edge on Vingegaard as the descent to the stage finish began, which extended to a 35" gap at the finishing line on Evenepoel, non-TCAT Ayuso and Roglic, while Vingegaard and Rodriguez finished a further two seconds later. Almeida placed in eighth, and a much more delayed Santiago Buitrago (CHX/GHS) rounded off the TCAT top ten finishers.

Tadej Pogacar thus regains the leader's jersey with a lead of 45" over Evenepoel and 50" over Vingegaard, with former holder Richard Carapaz (PTM) losing a full five minutes and plummeting down the order. These gaps are expected to endure until Friday's time trial, which will be the next opportunity for GC riders to make or close the gaps.

In TCAT, Fieschă makes the most of holding all of Pogacar, Evenepoel and Vingegaard to finish top of the table, with teams heavy with top GC contenders rounding off the top half of the daily standings. Port Maxhestic still leads in front of Dead Last, with Fieschă vaulting to third.

Finish photo:



Standings after stage 4:
Pos±TeamPts OvePts Today
1st(=)Port Maxhestic AC (PTM)1473+453
2nd(=)Dead Last (DED)1359+509
3rd(+4)Cézembre Fieschā (CFA)1335+710
4th(+2)Cyclohexane (CHX)1235+608
5th(-1)Banqeu da Cézembre Tavulairs (BDC)1221+555
6th(-1)Gordon Hiatus Support Team (GHS)1209+559
7th(-4)Maricopa Cabana Boys (MCB)1033+338
8th(+2)Naziun Cjovani (CJO)1017+540
9th(-1)Dead2Last (VFL)984+408
10th(+1)Maricopan Manilows (MAN)902+481
11th(-2)Ardita Benito (ARB)826+320

Both Wednesday and Thursday feature sprinter stages; a chance for two-sprinter teams to shine after a very atypical sprint on Monday? GHST, MCB, Ardita and Dead Last will want to maximise their intake - Ardita in particular can also hope to score with leadouts Laporte and van der Poel - with Cyclohexane also looking to place "unclassed-sprinter" Turgis in the points.
Sir Lüc da Schir, UrB
Secretary of State / Secretar d'Estat

Glüc

Director of Money Laundering and Sportswashing, Banqeu da Cézembre

Carlüs Éovart Vilaçafat

Premieir of Maricopa
The Green Town Pursuivant / El Coletxüt del Stavour Virt, Royal Talossan College of Arms
Member, Talossan Science Fiction, Fantasy & Whisky Society
Membreu dal Urderi dal Provinçù Soveran da Maricopa

Glüc

#11
Before I do my tcat update, some note on historic achievement.

I'm sure if I were to ask Tric'hard or Breneir 'who is the greatest cyclist of all time?' they would tell me without any hesitation: 'Eddy Merckx of course!'. They would be correct. Belgian legend Eddy Merckx, the cannibal, has won so many things it's impossible to list them all. He could do anything on a bike. There are many reasons why he is considered the goat of cycling, but one of them is winning, between 1969 and 1975, a total of 34 Tour de France stages, an absolutely incredible number.

We will likely never see anyone like Merckx again. That's however not just down to his skills, but also due to the nature of cycling. The competition has not just become stronger, but more specialised. The fastest riders have become really fast, even if they are less likely to get over the Tourmalet within the time limit. To win stages therefore you also need to be really fast, which requires power, which means you need to bring some weight. That weight however is a problem when going uphill, where suddenly you are more likely to face skeletons on a bike, who are now so light they barely notice they are going up on a 20% gradient.

As a result cyclists just can't do everything anymore and the sport has become compartmentalised. Sprinters go really fast in the final km, rouleurs aren't as explosive but can keep going for a long amount of time, puncheurs are explosive and great at hilly or rolling terrain, climbers are good uphill. This is the reason why none of the riders currently doing tcat have won anywhere near 34 stages.



...well, except Mark Cavendish of course. No he can't do everything like Merckx, but he is really really good at one particular trick: sprinting. At his best he was unbeatable. In 2009,10 and 11 he won 6, 5, and 5 Tour de France stages. Imagine how many velogames points that would have scored!! However, that was more than a decade ago. Cavendish is old now. In 2021, at age 36 he won his 34th tour stage, equalling the record set by Merckx, but it was unclear if he could ever beat that. He was supposed to retire last year. 2023 was his final shot at beating the record, and while he got a couple decent results in the first week, he did not win a stage. The competition has become too strong. His final tour prematurely ended in disaster as he crashed in stage 8 and broke his collarbone.

Still he got close enough that he decided to change his mind and cancel his retirement. One more shot at eternal glory. Let's be honest, we didn't think he would succeed. None of us picked him. The greatest sprinter of all time for only 8 velogame credits? Nope, too old, probably wouldn't even make it to the finish. No TCAT for Cavendish this edition. Well, we were wrong. Mark Cavendish won today, beating current best sprinter Philipsen. 35 stage wins, a new record! Greatest cyclist of all time? Merckx of course, but Cavendish won more tour stages...



Mark Cavendish (no team), beats Philipsen (GHS, MAN) to win his 35th ever tour stage. Source: letour.fr
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Glüc

Stage 5 Saint-Jean-de-Maurienne -> Saint Vulbas

Except for the final kilometers a pretty unremarkable stage as we move away from the Alps towards the north west (we'll come back to the Alps don't worry). As predicted the stage ended in a bunch sprint. Jasper Philipsen (MAN/GHS) was the first TCAT rider across the line, with De Lie (ARB/BDC) in 4th, Jakobsen (MCB) in 5th, Ackermann (DED/ARB/CJO) in 6th and Van den Berg (CFA), Gaviria (GHS), Groenewegen (DED), Coquard (CHX), Turgis (CHX), Bissegger (CJO) and Gibbons (CFA) also in the top 20.

Pedersen (VFL/MCB) unfortunately crashed in the final km. He didn't suffer any fractures, but it's still not clear if he'll able to continue. More on that tomorrow morning. Also bad news for Port Maxhestic AC, as Wout van Aert didn't bother with the sprint. PTM should very much want him to participate in these in order to stay in the points race.

As a result they are overtaken by Dead Last, creating a funny situation where Dead Last is actually first and Dead2Last is last in the standings. However, it is GHST who scored the most points today, due to the results by Philipsen and Gaviria. They jump into third place.

Standings after stage 5:
Pos±TeamPts OvePts Today
1st(+1)Dead Last (DED)1599+240
2nd(-1)Port Maxhestic AC (PTM)1548+75
3rd(+3)Gordon Hiatus Support Team (GHS)1526+317
4th(-1)Cézembre Fieschā (CFA)1509+174
5th(=)Banqeu da Cézembre Tavulairs (BDC)1462+241
6th(-2)Cyclohexane (CHX)1405+170
7th(+1)Naziun Cjovani (CJO)1230+213
8th(-1)Maricopa Cabana Boys (MCB)1218+185
9th(+1)Maricopan Manilows (MAN)1177+275
10th(+1)Ardita Benito (ARB)1139+313
11th(-2)Dead2Last (VFL)1074+90

Tomorrow another day where a bunch sprint should be expected, hopefully including Mads Pedersen.
Director of Money Laundering and Sportswashing, Banqeu da Cézembre

Iason Taiwos

(This has absolutely nothing to do with the race, Glüc, but your comments on Merckx reminded me of hockey's Wayne Gretzky. He's still the GOAT in hockey, but the sport has changed so much since he was around, it's highly unlikely there'll ever be another player able to do what he did.)

Sir Lüc

Stage 6 Mâcon -> Dijon

I forgot to do yesterday's update bc UK elections! Another boring sprint stage! Dead Last win thanks to Dylan Groenewegen and extend their lead!

Standings after stage 6:
Pos±TeamPts OvePts Today
1st(=)Dead Last (DED)1975+376
2nd(+1)Gordon Hiatus Support Team (GHS)1787+261
3rd(-1)Port Maxhestic AC (PTM)1735+187
4th(+1)Banqeu da Cézembre Tavulairs (BDC)1691+229
5th(-1)Cézembre Fieschā (CFA)1621+108
6th(=)Cyclohexane (CHX)1574+169
7th(=)Naziun Cjovani (CJO)1459+225
8th(+2)Ardita Benito (ARB)1420+281
9th(-1)Maricopa Cabana Boys (MCB)1311+93
10th(-1)Maricopan Manilows (MAN)1301+124
11th(=)Dead2Last (VFL)1179+105
Sir Lüc da Schir, UrB
Secretary of State / Secretar d'Estat

Glüc

#15
Stage 7 Nuits-Saint-Georges › Gevrey-Chambertin

Yesterday we got the first of two individual time trials this tour. This was one was mostly flat but still included an uphill section in the middle which somewhat favours gc riders over tt specialists. Somehow, non GC TT specialists often tend to underperform in grand tour TT's and yesterday was no different, with the top four places being taken by the big four riders. Evenepoel (DED/CFA/PTM) was the fastest, as many had predicted, followed by Pogacar (CHX/CFA/BDC/CJO/GHS), Roglic (VFL/MAN/MCB) and Vingegaard (DED/ARB/VFL/CFA/CJO/PTM). Vingegaard only lost 37 seconds on Evenepoel, keeping the effects on the fight for the yellow jersey somewhat limited.

Almeida (ARB/MAN) had a decent showing, coming in 7th and gaining two spots in GC. Former Irish TT champion Healy (MAN) wass 8th. Vlasov (BDC), TT specialist Bissegger (CJO), much hyped new talent Gee (CHX/DED/BDC/GHS), gc contender Rodriguez (CHX/BDC/MAN/MCB/GHS), Bilbao (CHX/BDC/GHS) and Simon Yates (ARB) also made the top 20, with Rodriguez dropping to 7th in GC. Van Aert (PTM) had an unexpectedly poor showing, finishing in 24th place.


In previous editions Lüc and I have joked about doing a "Iason", which means picking both favourites. This year however, some new strategy has emerged in the form of a "þerxh", picking three (out of four) big favourites at the cost of having to spend the minimum amount of credits on every other position. A bold strategy, but so far it is clearly paying of, as Fieschā easily scored the most points yesterday, as the big-4 showed why they are the big-4. Dead Last continues being Dead First, but with most GC stages still to come CFA is in a very strong position. Port Maxhestic continues to complete the podium. The Cabana Boys had a disappointing day and take over the red lantern from Dead2Last.


Photo from Letour.fr. Current ITT world champion Remco Evenepoel won the stage today. Unfortunately the tour requires the leader in the young rider classification to wear the white jersey, which meant he couldnt wear the rainbow jersey (for the current ITT world champion). Because every second counts in time trials riders often wear uncomfortable odd-looking helmets for aerodynamics reasons. This one is still far from the weirdest TT helmet design however.

Standings after stage 7:


Pos±TeamPts OvePts Today
1st(=)Dead Last (DED)2449+474
2nd(+3)Cézembre Fieschā (CFA)2253+632
3rd(=)Port Maxhestic AC (PTM)2158+423
4th(-2)Gordon Hiatus Support Team (GHS)2101+314
5th(-1)Banqeu da Cézembre Tavulairs (BDC)2064+373
6th(=)Cyclohexane (CHX)1894+320
7th(=)Naziun Cjovani (CJO)1892+433
8th(=)Ardita Benito (ARB)1693+273
9th(+1)Maricopan Manilows (MAN)1678+377
10th(+1)Dead2Last (VFL)1542+363
11th(-2)Maricopa Cabana Boys (MCB)1530+219

Today we have a stage that could be interesting for attackers. Another bunch sprint cannot be ruled out but the stage has enough hilly terrain for a break to potentially be succesful.

Director of Money Laundering and Sportswashing, Banqeu da Cézembre

Glüc

Some more bad news for the two teams in last place, as Mads Pedersen has decided not to start today, as he is still suffering from the effects of his crash in stage 5. He is the first TCAT rider to abandon the tour.
Director of Money Laundering and Sportswashing, Banqeu da Cézembre

Glüc

#17
Stage 8 Semur-en-Auxois -> Colombey-les-Deux-Eglises

Every TCAT edition there appears to be one rider who brings excitement by going on adventures and attacking several stages. This edition so far that rider has been Jonas Abrahamsen (DED), the current holder of the polkadot jersey (King of the Mountains classification). He was on the attack again yesterday, originally accompanied by two others including Bissegger (CJO), but they both dropped quickly, so he had to continue solo for most of the stage, picking up more KoM points along the way.

In the end Abrahamsen was caught unfortunately and we did get another bunch sprint. Philipsen (MAN/GHS), failed to win again, but was the first TCAT rider across the line, followed by De Lie (ARB/BDC), Ackermann (DED/ARB/CJO), Van den Berg (CFA), Gibbons (CFA) and Turgis (CHX).

The strong result by Van den Berg, and very surprising result by Gibbons means that for the second time in a row, Fiescha scored the most points, edging ever closer to first place, which keeps being held by Dead Last (thanks to Abrahamsen among other picks).

Standings after stage 8:


Pos±TeamPts OvePts Today
1st(=)Dead Last (DED)2779+330
2nd(=)Cézembre Fieschā (CFA)2692+439
3rd(+1)Gordon Hiatus Support Team (GHS)2419+318
4th(+1)Banqeu da Cézembre Tavulairs (BDC)2377+313
5th(-2)Port Maxhestic AC (PTM)2287+129
6th(+1)Naziun Cjovani (CJO)2150+258
7th(-1)Cyclohexane (CHX)2145+251
8th(=)Ardita Benito (ARB)2089+396
9th(=)Maricopan Manilows (MAN)1959+281
10th(=)Dead2Last (VFL)1661+119
11th(=)Maricopa Cabana Boys (MCB)1571+41


Today's stage, which is about to start and is expected finish in about 4,5-5 hours is definitely one to watch, as the riders will have to leave the paved roads for 14 sections of gravel and dirt, which could create a very different dynamic from most stages.
Director of Money Laundering and Sportswashing, Banqeu da Cézembre

Glüc

Something that isn't included in the tcat updates, but that should be talked about is the devastating news that reached the pro-cycling world yesterday.

In the Tour of Austria yesterday, Norwegian talent André Drege died after a crash in the descent of stage 4. He was 25 years old and was supposed to join a pro-team this year.

Many professional cyclists will have known him, so obviously this is gonna have a big impact. Several riders in the Tour de France are wearing a black armband today to pay their respects. It will also result in further calls to do something about safety in pro-cycling, especially as it is only a year after Gino Mäder died in the Tour de Suisse.

Rest in peace André Drege
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Breneir Tzaracomprada

Oh man, this is getting exciting. Imagine if Dead Last ends up in first place while its tribute team, Dead2Last, ends up in dead last place. Could it happen?
Leader, Green Party
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Joy is that leaky bucket that lets me sometimes carry half a song. But what I intend for us, our claim, that joy is the justice we must give ourselves. -J. Drew Lanham