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Started by Baron Alexandreu Davinescu, March 28, 2025, 12:44:32 PM

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Baron Alexandreu Davinescu

WHEREAS the government of the State of Wisconsin in the United States of America has openly declared its intention to burn a substantial portion of the province of Maritiimi-Maxhestic, specifically Lakeshore Park, and

WHEREAS this arson will be further accompanied by the forcible seizure of the same territory, violating Talossan sovereignty, and

WHEREAS at no point has the State of Wisconsin or the federal government of the United States engaged in any treaty which would permit such outrages, nor have they obtained the prior agreement of His Majesty's Government, and accordingly such conduct constitutes an act of aggression that must not be permitted, and

WHEREAS under the current circumstances, there's a good chance that during any conflict the American Secretary of Defense will accidentally text us their plans, giving us a substantial advantage,


THEREFORE it is declared that a state of war now exists between the Kingdom of Talossa and the United States.

Uréu q'estadra så:
Alexandreu Davinescu (MC-PROG)
Alexandreu Davinescu, Baron Davinescu del Vilatx Freiric del Vilatx Freiric es Guaír del Sabor Talossan



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Tric'hard Lenxheir

Not sure this is a good idea. It is within the realm of possibility that the current president of the U.S. will declare citizens of Talossa as terrorists and have them all deported. Cezembre may not be big enough to support all of us and I really don't want to live in Pengopats
Tric'hard Lenxheir (Senator and Man Without A Party)

Baron Alexandreu Davinescu

I don't know, I've been going to the gym more lately and I would estimate that this proportionately increases our combat readiness by like at least 2%.
Alexandreu Davinescu, Baron Davinescu del Vilatx Freiric del Vilatx Freiric es Guaír del Sabor Talossan



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Tric'hard Lenxheir

Quote from: Baron Alexandreu Davinescu on March 28, 2025, 01:53:11 PMI don't know, I've been going to the gym more lately and I would estimate that this proportionately increases our combat readiness by like at least 2%.

LOL Well hell in that case I'm pretty sure we will...still get deported LOL
Tric'hard Lenxheir (Senator and Man Without A Party)

Tric'hard Lenxheir

Perhaps we can start a little smaller and declare war on Wisconsin???
Tric'hard Lenxheir (Senator and Man Without A Party)

Baron Alexandreu Davinescu

I don't know, Governor Tony Evers seems pretty tough. Let me Google and see how much he can squat before I make any changes to the legislation.
Alexandreu Davinescu, Baron Davinescu del Vilatx Freiric del Vilatx Freiric es Guaír del Sabor Talossan



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Miestră Schivă, UrN-GC

Hmmmm. I've been itching to go to war for a while, but before I sign onto this I'd like a report from @Bråneu Excelsio, UrN as Minister of Defence re: the state of readiness of the Zouaves. Also I'd like @Antaglha Xhenerös Somelieir as Foreign Minister to contact our most likely allies, Prime Minster Carney and President Sheinbaum, as to their state of readiness.

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King Txec

If there is a state of urgency, as king I'd entertain a Prime Dictate.

-Txec R
TXEC R, by the Grace of God, King of Talossa and of all its Realms and Regions, King of Cézembre, Sovereign Lord and Protector of Pengöpäts and the New Falklands, Defender of the Faith, Leader of the Armed Forces, Viceroy of Hoxha and Vicar of Atatürk
    

þerxh Sant-Enogat

Quote from: Tric'hard Lenxheir on March 28, 2025, 01:08:19 PMNot sure this is a good idea. It is within the realm of possibility that the current president of the U.S. will declare citizens of Talossa as terrorists and have them all deported. Cezembre may not be big enough to support all of us and I really don't want to live in Pengopats
As I wrote, Cézembre is ready to offer asylum to all citizens and accomodate a governement in exile. Taiwan should not remain the only island in such a case.
þerxh Sant-Enogat, SMC, MC
Sénéchal de Cézembre | Túischac'h dal 60:éă Cosă | PermSec of Propaganda
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Miestră Schivă, UrN-GC

We've got to be clever about this. I suggest reading up on the strategies of our micronational predecessors in Grand Fenwick.

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Bråneu Excelsio, UrN

Distáin. Minister of Defence. Minister of STUFF. COFFEE founder.

Mic’haglh Autófil, O.Be

Quote from: Baron Alexandreu Davinescu on March 28, 2025, 02:23:45 PMI don't know, Governor Tony Evers seems pretty tough. Let me Google and see how much he can squat before I make any changes to the legislation.

With all due respect to Gov. Evers...he's a rather thin guy who's worked in education as a career. My guess is that number isn't very high. :P

Alexandre Golliet

Quote from: Baron Alexandreu Davinescu on March 28, 2025, 12:44:32 PM
WHEREAS under the current circumstances, there's a good chance that during any conflict the American Secretary of Defense will accidentally text us their plans, giving us a substantial advantage,


THEREFORE it is declared that a state of war now exists between the Kingdom of Talossa and the United States.

Uréu q'estadra så:
Alexandreu Davinescu (MC-PROG)

Erm... Should I join?

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King Txec

TXEC R, by the Grace of God, King of Talossa and of all its Realms and Regions, King of Cézembre, Sovereign Lord and Protector of Pengöpäts and the New Falklands, Defender of the Faith, Leader of the Armed Forces, Viceroy of Hoxha and Vicar of Atatürk
    

Breneir Tzaracomprada

Quote from: Alexandre (Monasteriolum) on March 29, 2025, 06:31:56 AM
Quote from: Baron Alexandreu Davinescu on March 28, 2025, 12:44:32 PM
WHEREAS under the current circumstances, there's a good chance that during any conflict the American Secretary of Defense will accidentally text us their plans, giving us a substantial advantage,


THEREFORE it is declared that a state of war now exists between the Kingdom of Talossa and the United States.

Uréu q'estadra så:
Alexandreu Davinescu (MC-PROG)

Erm... Should I join?

Envoyé de mon SM-A5460 en utilisant Tapatalk

Lol. Very well done

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