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Started by King Txec, January 01, 2026, 02:06:00 AM

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King Txec

Happy New Year and Happy Flip Molinar Day from the Queen and I. May the new year bring many blessings!

-Txec R
TXEC R, by the Grace of God, King of Talossa and of all its Realms and Regions, King of Cézembre, Sovereign Lord and Protector of Pengöpäts and the New Falklands, Defender of the Faith, Leader of the Armed Forces, Viceroy of Hoxha and Vicar of Atatürk
    

Françal I. Lux

F. I. Lux, Minister of Interior

Barclamïu da Miéletz

We ended 2025 with a police report. Happy new year!
It's scary and disturbing how well and accurately Orwell predicted today's world.

Baron Alexandreu Davinescu

Quote from: Barclamïu da Miéletz on January 01, 2026, 04:49:53 AMWe ended 2025 with a police report. Happy new year!
Oh no! I hope everyone is okay?
Alexandreu Davinescu, Baron Davinescu del Vilatx Freiric, Seneschal del Regipäts Talossan

ESTO·BENIGNUS·ESTO· FORTIS·VERUM·QUAERE

                   

Mximo Malt

Happy New Year and Feast of the Lord's Circumcision, Majestas! 🫡


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Senior Maximus Maltus, Fundator et Capus IDT, Membrum SIGN

Anima quod amat Deum tenet suum dormientem in Deo et sola mente in Deo. In totis illis pathis quod marciant illas crastiones, illi non attingunt pacem inde usque illo proximant in sperantio ad Deum. - Sanctus Isaac Syrianus

Barclamïu da Miéletz

Quote from: Baron Alexandreu Davinescu on January 01, 2026, 07:33:37 AM
Quote from: Barclamïu da Miéletz on January 01, 2026, 04:49:53 AMWe ended 2025 with a police report. Happy new year!
Oh no! I hope everyone is okay?
Some idiots threw a firecracker at one of our windows.
It's scary and disturbing how well and accurately Orwell predicted today's world.

Miestră Schivă, UrN-GC

Quote from: Mximo Malt on January 01, 2026, 08:00:42 AMHappy New Year and Feast of the Lord's Circumcision, Majestas! 🫡

Quote from: Wikipedia, Holy PrepuceThe abbey of Charroux claimed the Holy Foreskin was presented to the monks by Charlemagne. In the early 12th century, it was taken in procession to Rome where it was presented before Pope Innocent III, who was asked to rule on its authenticity. The Pope declined the opportunity. At some point, however, the relic went missing, and remained lost until 1856 when a workman repairing the abbey claimed to have found a reliquary hidden inside a wall, containing the missing foreskin. This was not the only test of the relic's legitimacy: as anthropologist Eric Silverman writes, "A common test for foreskinned authenticity [in medieval times] was taste. A physician, supervised by a priest, sampled the skin for the flavor of genuine holiness. The taster was called a croque-prépuce, or 'foreskin cruncher.'"

¡LADINTSCHIÇETZ-VOI - rogetz-mhe cacsa!
"They proved me right, they proved me wrong, but they could never last this long"