Azul everyone!

The past year has been wild!

All is well with me now but I had a few things happen that I don't really want to discuss openly.

Anyway, I'm back. I'm looking forward to lurking in the shadows and being sarcastic.

Also, I moved and now I'm "Talossa Adjacent". I've been cycling around Talossa a lot and it's pretty not so bad. The Mar is really cool and I think Florencia is fun.

June is Pride Month. The LGBTQ community is alive and well here in Talossa, making our nation a diverse and inclusive place.

For those of you celebrating in America, I recommend that you do so with caution. Have fun but stay safe.

What's the Talossan word for "racing"? I want to make a Kinetic Racing logo in Talossan. I know what Kinetic is, "Chinetic" but I don't know what Racing would be.

Thanks in advance.

Below, you will find my preliminary map for Cuntat Manáweg.


The county seat, hereafter referred to as the 'Siada', will be El Proïs.

The county pennent, also know as the 'Vexilour', will be a triangular swallow tail with the top half being white and the bottom half being green.

The county colours are green and white. Green represents prosperity while white represents peace.

If this requires a proposal to make things official, I'm more than happy to write such a proposal.

I've been working on naming the townships of Manaweg County and I've stumbled upon an issue.

If you look at the map with the townships, there is an unnumbered section in Manaweg County. It's located south of township 69 and east of township 65. I'm unsure which township this unidentified section belongs to. Logically, this section should be part of township 69 given that a large wholesale company occupies both township 69 and the unnumbered section. However, that section could very well be part of township 65 and I'm simple unaware of some law that makes it part of said township.

It's not the most pressing matter but it is something I'd like to address.

What are your thoughts on this topic? Is there a law that I am unaware of? Am I investing too much time and effort on this subject?

I think the answer to the last question is "yes".  ;D

How the hell do you say "kicker" in Talossan?!

I struggle with Talossan. I look up "kick" because I know that's going to be there. It's a verb, great. How do I make it a noun?

Before you lambast me, I know little to nothing about language.

I'm working on a glossary of archery terms in Talossan. Some of the terms have been easy to find while others are a bit more problematic.

Archery is typically shot in "rounds" with each round consisting of multiple "ends". I don't know what term would best be used for a round and an end. Your help is greatly appreciated.

Is Republican Witt gone? I was hoping to find it online and see when I started the Toxophilite Club. Can anybody help me with that?

Was watching a program where the host was eating street food in Japan and it got me thinking. What would Talossan street food be like?

For me, street food should be convenient, inexpensive and delicious. What would you consider to be a good choice for Talossan street food?

Has the idea of Honorary Citizenship ever been discussed? Is that something we want to discuss?

I've been watching a lot of Mystery Science Theater 3000 lately and I vaguely remember MST3K was (or maybe it still is) the official TV show of Talossa. I think if anyone would accept an Honorary Citizenship it would be the cast of that show. A citizenship from a crazy little nation going to the cast of a crazy little show.

It's just a thought I had and I was curious what everyone else thought about it.

I'm too lazy to look it up. Do we have an official time zone? Is it the US Central Time Zone? Wouldn't it make more sense to use UTC?

WHEREAS, the Province of Fiôvâ does not have any official symbols and,

WHEREAS, that is unacceptable for such a fine province,

THEREFORE, I propose that the following items be selected as province symbols and their status as such be codified into law.

Tree- Sugar Maple (Acer saccharum)
Flower- Cutleaf Toothwort (Cardamine concatenata)
Animal- Red Fox (Vulpes vulpes)
Bird- Robin (Turdus migratorius)
Fish- Northern Pike (Esox lucius)
Insect- Bumble bee (Bombus impatiens)
Mineral- Millerite
Rock- Granite
Lunch Food: Stubborn Sandwich.
Hot Beverage: Coffee
Sweet Snack: Talossa Bonnet
Entertainer: Violent Femmes
Sports team: Milwaukee Wave
Vehicle: Bicycle

The topic of provincial symbols was discussed some time ago on Old Witt. I did some digging and found the thread. It looks like we may have agreed on the list of symbols but I never got around to proposing a bill. Here's the list that I think we agreed on.

Tree- Sugar Maple (Acer saccharum)
Flower- Cutleaf Toothwort (Cardamine concatenata)
Animal- Red Fox (Vulpes vulpes)
Bird- Robin (Turdus migratorius)
Fish- Northern Pike (Esox lucius)
Insect- Bumble bee (Bombus impatiens)
Mineral- Millerite
Rock- Granite

This list was supplemented by the official symbols of the Republic listed below.

Lunch Food: Stubborn Sandwich.
Hot Drink: Talossan Cider.
Sweet Snack: Talossa Bonnet
Entertainer: Violent Femmes
Football Team: Milwaukee Wave
Automobile: Trabant

Upon review of the list, I have a couple of alternative suggestions.

While Talossan Cider is undoubtedly a Talossan tradition, I doubt many of us drink it on a regular basis. I think there are only two logical choices for the Hot Drink category: coffee or tea. This could be a controversial decision given the never-ending debate between coffee and tea drinkers. I personally prefer coffee to tea so I suggest that we replace Talossan Cider with Coffee.

To be honest, I can't recall why the Trabant was made the official automobile of the Republic. I vaguely remember it had something to do with Deet. I personally think that we shouldn't officially endorse and codify into law any kind of automobile. Instead, I suggest we replace the "Automobile" with a provincial "Vehicle" and that vehicle should be the Bicycle. It's environmentally friendly and it's great for both physical and mental health. Additionally, bicycles are far easier to obtain and maintain than the obsolete Trabant.

I'd like to hear your thoughts and suggestions.

Got to thinking about this place a few days ago. I'm not sure why that happen, it was just out of the blue.

Anyhoo, just checking to see if I'm still Talossan. Fairly confident I didn't vote or fill out a census. Was there a census?

Not here to cause trouble, simply enquiring about my status.

The Toxophilite Club is looking for new archers to compete in an upcoming tournament.

We will be using the Archery King app and all new archers will need a Facebook account. This allows us to compete one on one.

More details about the tournament will be released in the near future.

Guess I'll be the first. Somebody had to do it.