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#61
Immigration Archive / Re: Welcome to Liam from Kansa...
Last post by Moinul Moin - July 22, 2026, 11:48:51 PM
This prospective has not made a post on Wittenberg within a month of their introduction.  In accordance with Lexh.E.4, their application process is hereby terminated. @Minister of Immigration, please take notice.
#62
@Tierçéu Rôibeardescù If you manage to get in touch with @Françal I. Lux please let me know. He was unavailable for a recent terpelaziun and I have questions regarding another project.
#63
L'Óspileu/The Chat Room / Re: [TMT20] 2026 Talossan Musi...
Last post by xpb - July 22, 2026, 05:54:59 PM
GROUP 7
3 - Nolwenn Leroy - Tri Martolod
2 - Talking Heads - Psycho Killer
1 - Aerosmith - Dream On

GROUP 8
3 - B-52's - Legal Tender
2 - Paul McCartney & Eric Clapton - While My Guitar Gently Weeps
1 - Simon & Garfunkel - The Sound of Silence
#64
GROUP 7
3 - The Who - Baba O'Riley
2 - Madrugada - Majesty
1 - Nolwenn Leroy - Tri Martolod

GROUP 8
3 - Simon & Garfunkel - The Sound of Silence
2 - Paul McCartney & Eric Clapton - While My Guitar Gently Weeps
1 - Donkeyboy - Ambitions
#65
Wittenberg / Re: [CHANCERY] Electoral Commi...
Last post by Sir Lüc - July 22, 2026, 12:07:01 PM
Azul all, with His Majesty signifying Royal Assent to the Data Protection Act, I have now proceeded to present the Electoral Commission with a proposed set of rules to govern the upcoming General Election.

You can find the proposed rules at this link. The (nontrivial) changes with respect to the former rules are commented, marked in blue and underlined, and mostly stem from the passage of 62RZ28.

The Commission will now review the rules for compliance, suggest amendments (if any) and proceed to certification by July 31st.




Sir Lüc da Schir, UrB
Secretary of State
#66
El Ziu/The Ziu / Re: [CHANCERY] July 2026 Clark...
Last post by King Txec - July 22, 2026, 10:51:21 AM





TXEC, par la Graçù da Dïeu, Regeu da Talossa es toct i sieux Bains es Raxhiuns, Regeu da Cézembre, Dómnul Soveran es Prostexheir da Pengöpäts es las Nouăs Falkland, Zefençadeir del Feitz, Micjeu dals Forçuns Armeschti, Viceregeu da Hoxhă es Vicar d'Atatürk, Azul àd ár citaxhiens es cestours:

WHEREAS the Sixth Clark of the 62nd Cosa has concluded, We therefore deem it Our Organic duty to proclaim:

  • As to 62RZ26 – Democracy Act and Amendment, El Regeu en volt.
  • As to 62RZ27 – We Have a New-ish King Amendment. El Regeu en volt.
  • As to 62RZ28 – Data Protection Act, El Regeu en volt.
  • As to 62RZ30 – Citizen Oath Redux Act, El Regeu en volt.
  • As to 62RZ31 – Citizenship Oath Deadline and E.7 Untangling Act, El Regeu en volt.

We thank Our Cosa, Our Senäts, and our Secretary of State for their due diligence.

Given under Our hand Royal at the city of Riverside this twenty-second day of July, in the year of salvation 2026, of the independence of Talossa the forty-sixth, and of Our reign the second.

#67
L'Óspileu/The Chat Room / Re: Talossan Cycling Associati...
Last post by Sir Lüc - July 22, 2026, 10:30:33 AM
Stage 16 (ITT)  »  Évian-les-Bains  ›  Thonon-les-Bains

Well, scratch most of what I said! Fuller update later but:

- Evenepoel wins ITT as predicted, over Pogacar and a surprisingly strong Skjelmose
- Cjovani gets stagewin due to Evenepoel, Pogacar, Arensman (7th) and Armirail (8th)
- Lipowitz crashed halfway through and broke his collarbone, much like Vingegaard just did on Sunday
- Lipowitz was the one rider held by REX, CHX and GHS but not by MMM: first impression is that this swings TCAT back open for sure (in the Mençeis's favour)
- If positive surprise is Skjelmose, negative surprise is Ayuso, who probably is out of contention for the final podium (Del Toro vs Seixas is gonna be the fight for 3rd now)


Standings after stage 16:

Pos±TeamPts OvePts Today
1st(=)Els Talossaes Rexhital (REX)7630+499
2nd(=)Maritiimi-Maxhestic Mençeis (MMM)7304+595
3rd(=)Cyclohexane (CHX)6970+393
4th(=)Gordon Hiatus Support Team (GHS)6876+381
5th(=)Velociposse Florencia (VFL)6475+406
6th(=)Esqipă Velocostă (EVC)6123+279
7th(=)Cézembre Fieschā (CFA)5607+641
8th(=)Cézembre Caçeirs dals Mailintzarăs (BDC)5131+240
9th(=)Naziun Cjovani (CJO)4823+663
#68
L'Óspileu/The Chat Room / Re: [TMT20] 2026 Talossan Musi...
Last post by Glüc - July 22, 2026, 02:24:17 AM
Quote from: Glüc on July 13, 2026, 03:12:19 PMhttps://open.spotify.com/playlist/3QAHYdPpVnElXYd8h1yEpA


Updated for current groups. Different live versions for Aqueous Transmission and Dream On were used.
#69
L'Óspileu/The Chat Room / Re: [TMT20] 2026 Talossan Musi...
Last post by Glüc - July 22, 2026, 01:51:25 AM
We will vote on groups two at a time (although you can vote on only one of the groups if you want). Each voting period will last three days (72 hours) Votes cast after that will not be accepted, with the exception that we will always keep going until we have at least three votes per group.

Per group: Give your top three songs 3, 2, and 1 points, respectively. You must give points to exactly three songs per group.

GROUP 7
Aerosmith - Dream On
Apocalyptica - Stroke
Incubus - Aqueous Transmission
Madrugada - Majesty
Nolwenn Leroy - Tri Martolod
Rush - Subdivisions
Russkaja - Roar
Stereophonics - Maybe Tomorrow
Talking Heads - Psycho Killer
The Who - Baba O'Riley


GROUP 8
B-52's - Legal Tender
Cocteau Twins - I wear your ring
Donkeyboy - Ambitions
Ghost Hounds - Last Train to Nowhere
Gloria Gaynor - I Will Survive
Het Goede Doel - België (Is er leven op Pluto ...)
Joy Division - Love Will Tear Us Apart
Fool's Garden - Lemon Tree
Paul McCartney & Eric Clapton - While My Guitar Gently Weeps
Simon & Garfunkel - The Sound of Silence


Tiebreakers***:
- Number of voters giving 3 points
- Number of voters giving 2 points
- Last year's result (Round 2 > Other)
- Last year's Round 2 Rank
- Last year's Round 2 PPV
- Year first nominated (special edition > earlier > later)
- Random chance

Any song eliminated by random chance (and any song eliminated by random chance last year that is eliminated based on last year's result) will be given entry into next year's TMT20.
#70
L'Óspileu/The Chat Room / Re: [TMT20] 2026 Talossan Musi...
Last post by Glüc - July 22, 2026, 01:30:43 AM
8 voters again

GROUP 5
1. All Along the Watchtower - 12
2. The Universal - 8
3. I'm Shipping Up to Boston - 6
4. Der Kommissar - 5
(2022 nomination)
5. Fifty-fifty Clown - 5 (new nomination)
6. The Lord is My Shepherd - 3
7. John Wayne Gacy, Jr. - 3
8. Southern Gothic - 2
9. Ohoopee River Bottomland - 2
10. Jane - 2

GROUP 6
1. Knights of Cydonia - 13
2. Sirius/Eye in the Sky - 8
(2 voters giving 2 points)
3. Burnin' For You - 8 (1 voter giving 2 points)
4. Bela Lugosi's Dead - 5
5. I Left My Heart in San Francisco - 4

6. Believe What You're Saying - 3
6. Blue Ain't Your Color - 3
8. Let U Know - 2
9. The Youth - 1
9. Simple And Clean (Marrzaan Remix) - 1