With news of the April recess, Talossa's premier news channel announces that it has made some programming changes. For the April edition of its flagship political program, Abbavilla Digest, we are pleased to announce a special edition interview with new Talossan, @Moinul Moin.

The discussion will cover the recent remarkable political changes in Bangladesh from the perspective of a Bangladeshi-Talossan. Sincere gratitude to S:reu Moin for speaking to the Digest!

Paging @Danihel Txechescu , who might be able to assist.

No response has been received

Reporting out a little early, since I'm not sure how busy I will be this weekend, I can say that we've had an unusual number of incomplete applications all in one short time.  They were missing anything about themselves and/or address information.  I investigated to see if there was something weird going on, but I think it's just a coincidence.  Still healthy levels of interest.

For period: 1 March 2026 to 31 March 2026
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Incomplete: 6
No Wittenberg: 10
In progress: 5
Successful: 0
Total applications: 21

Zooming out a little over the last three months in total, we can see some useful numbers:



We're at 200% of our naturalization goal, which is great, and we're doing it without ushering in people who appear disinterested in Talossa.  There's been half a dozen people in the pipeline who have technically qualified to immigrate, yet their obvious apathy has resulted in no petitions for them.  So our healthy rate is not just quantity, but quality.  Good job, Talossan citizens!

It's interesting to note that there's a pretty sharp winnowing effect at work -- half of all applicants fail because they aren't interested enough to get on Wittenberg, and half again fail to stay interested once they're here.

There appear to still be technical difficulties with making an Opposition stand-alone account, so I will be consulting with members of the opposition to discover what their preference might be for the time being.

For period: 1 January 2026 to 31 March 2026
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Incomplete: 12
No Wittenberg: 31
No post: 6
In progress: 11
No petition: 0
Successful: 6
Total applications: 66

'Incomplete' refers to those applications which were not filled out correctly or completely, and which were returned with an explanation. 'No Wittenberg' refers to those applications which were complete, but in which the applicant did not go on to make an account on Wittenberg. 'No post' refers to those applications from the period in which the prospective never made a post and so the process has been terminated.  'In progress' refers to those applications from the period which were complete and in which the applicant is still being considered. 'No petition' refers to those applications which were complete and considered, but for which no petition was received. 'Successful' refers to naturalizations completed.

Welcome to Talossa!

-Txec R

TANDI QE No·ac'h Clå tent compiaçat toct i resquiraziuns lexhitais per l'aðmiçiun àl Regipäts Talossan, es tent comvimçat la naziun es noi da sieu intereçù in la citaxhienità Talossan (la Mhiglhor Cosă Qe L'Erxhent Non Put Comprar), da sieu intenziun es desireu à partiçipar in noastră vidă naziunal, es da sieu leialtà àl Coronă, noi sint rat es þonourat àð aðmiçar perventüră No·ac'h Clå àl statüs exaltat del 609-l:t CITAXHIÉN VEITAT DEL REGIPÄTS TALOSSAN, es dal provinçù Belacostă, cün toct i drepts, privilexhuns, es deveirs qi sint iherinds à ça.

Fäts par va mha in la nómină del Regeu Txec es sub sieu Saxhel Rexhital li 23. Martă in l'anneu dal eră comun 2026, in el secund anneu del röin da noastra soveran cortös Regeu Txec, es el 47-l:t dal independençù da Talossa.

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WHEREAS No·ac'h Clå has completed all the legal requirements for admission to the Kingdom of Talossa, and has satisfied the nation and us of his interest in Talossan citizenship (the Best Thing Money Can't Buy), of his intention and desire to participate in our national life, and of his loyalty to the Crown, we are pleased and honoured hereby to admit No·ac'h Clå to the exalted status of the 609th NATURALISED CITIZEN OF THE KINGDOM OF TALOSSA, and of the province of Belacostă, with all the rights, privileges, and duties thereunto appertaining.

Done by my hand in the name of King Txec and under his Royal Seal this 23rd day of March in the year of the common era 2026, in the second year of the reign of our gracious sovereign King Txec, and of the independence of Talossa the 47th.




Sir Lüc da Schir
Secretar d'Estat / Secretary of State

Quote from: King Txec on March 23, 2026, 08:57:46 AM@Sir Lüc where is the grant of citizenship for No-ac'h?

-Txec R

In my unposted drafts :(

I won't lie that I'm curious about Scary Movie 6; looking forward to it.

Quote from: Breneir Tzaracomprada on March 18, 2026, 10:49:18 AM@Sir Lüc Pluribus is good but some folks have complained about it being slow. I confess that I found myself liking the Joined.

I am currently planning to watch the new seasons of Paradise, For All Mankind, and need to restart watching Star Trek: Starfleet Academy.

Saddened to report that Star Trek: Starfleet Academy has been canceled after its next season.

Quote from: Françal I. Lux on March 23, 2026, 09:12:14 AMCongrats on the your citizenship!

Thank you!


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