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#1
I've shared a link to the map in a community Discord server for micronations, and the responses are altogether positive:
Quotebeautiful
QuoteWoah, that's good
QuoteThis is a gem
Great stuff
They (me) are calling it the best map of a micronation [...]
#2

For the First Time Ever: a High Quality Talossan Map

We would like to announce that a high-quality, beautiful map of the Kingdom of Talossa is now available for the first time!  Crafted in the classic style of National Geographic, this stylish map makes a great conversation piece for your wall.  It's designed to be printed at 2x3 feet, which makes it big enough to show fine details... but not so big that it's impossible to put up on your wall!

Access it here.

The map shows all eight provinces and sixteen cantons, with a gazetteer of land areas, an inset of Cézembre and its Line of Death, notes on historic places, and shaded relief of the lakeshore bluffs and river valley. The boundaries are drawn from El Lexhatx, Title K, and checked against the US census tracts and the 1994 National Atlas. Many thanks to everyone who caught errors and offered corrections along the way.

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How to get the wall map printed

Pick a size. All of these use the same file, Talossa24x36.pdf:
  • 24 × 36 in: print at 100%
  • 36 × 54 in: print at 150%
  • 48 × 72 in: print at 200%
If you try to print it any smaller than 18 × 27 in, the text will be too small to read.

To order a print, contact a local print shop and request for them to print it at that percentage.

Send the PDF to the print shop and say: "Please print this at 100%/150%/200%] on [24×36"/36×54"/48×72"] inch paper."  They shouldn't scale it to fit or add margins.  Ask for matte or satin poster paper; glossy paper probably will be too shiny.

Other versions of the map and the source data are in the folder here. If you spot an error, or have any questions, please let me know.

The map is copyrighted to the Kingdom of Talossa. You may print it for yourself, but you aren't authorized to sell copies.
#3
Wittenberg / Re: Breneir deleted this
Last post by Miestră Schivă, UrN-GC - Today at 03:26:52 PM
Quote from: Iac Marscheir on <strong>Today</strong> at 09:49:18 AMI'm not a part of the government, and I'm not suggesting that the government force him into any action beyond what it has already. I'm giving a personal suggestion.

AFAIK, for now the Government's role in this is finished. We gave him a bar to clear to resolve the official boycott, he did so with the worst of grace, but "we count those".

But private citizens have freedom of association (to not associate with someone being a verpa, nor to support his political or cultural initiatives) and freedom of speech (to tell someone he is acting like a verpa), and that includes members of the Government in their private capacity.

Breneir is continuing to center himself and his feelings and to demand explanations for why people might not want to associate with him. Many Talossans have told him over and over again what he is doing wrong, but he either doesn't agree that what he is doing is wrong; or that he has every right to do that thing even if it is wrong; therefore, people have to like him and play with him even without a reason he considers good enough. This pattern of behaviour is familiar enough that I sadly conclude that nothing fundamental has changed, or is likely to - but that's no longer a Government issue.
#4
Quote from: Breneir Tzaracomprada on <strong>Today</strong> at 09:58:17 AM
Quote from: Breneir Tzaracomprada on October 12, 2026, 08:46:55 PMMadam President @Tierçéu Rôibeardescù 

Please take this message as notice that I am withdrawing my application. I no longer desire membership in the Royal Society. I thank you and the Society for any review you have already conducted of my application and apologize for any inconvenience.


I think my withdrawal may have come before you finished your statement. :) Thank you for the time you took reviewing my application and for acknowledging the merit of my work. When there is new leadership I will reapply hopefully under fairer conditions of consideration.

Perhaps with some time, a new application might be met more favorably. Just a thought.

-Txec R
#5
Wittenberg / Re: Talossan Empathy Network -...
Last post by Iac Marscheir - Today at 10:35:34 AM
The problem is, when you say words like "growth", "connection", "transformation", and so on, they ring exceptionally hollow. Frankly, I have to squint while reading them.
#6
Quote from: Breneir Tzaracomprada on October 12, 2026, 08:46:55 PMMadam President @Tierçéu Rôibeardescù 

Please take this message as notice that I am withdrawing my application. I no longer desire membership in the Royal Society. I thank you and the Society for any review you have already conducted of my application and apologize for any inconvenience.


I think my withdrawal may have come before you finished your statement. :) Thank you for the time you took reviewing my application and for acknowledging the merit of my work. When there is new leadership I will reapply hopefully under fairer conditions of consideration.
#7
La Peiradă/The Landing Pier / Re: Azul!
Last post by Baron Alexandreu Davinescu - Today at 09:58:15 AM
Éu non sap cacsa facar ca. Proceßarhéu acest acaunteu óxhanopt. Aglhorc, uca-lo.

Tu Talossan isch ben!
#8
Wittenberg / Re: Breneir deleted this
Last post by Iac Marscheir - Today at 09:49:18 AM
I'm not a part of the government, and I'm not suggesting that the government force him into any action beyond what it has already. I'm giving a personal suggestion.
#9
La Peiradă/The Landing Pier / Re: Azul!
Last post by vicente - Today at 09:36:47 AM
Quote from: Baron Alexandreu Davinescu on <strong>Today</strong> at 08:02:37 AMBenvenescu! Noi sint sa gläts qe tu isch aicì! Tent-tu detxa presentat ün candidatür per invandrar?

Alexandreu Davinescu, put tu metrar embù acaunteux ensembla svo àð éu uçadréu soleu l'acaunteu "Retogenes el Caraunio" perf.



#10
La Peiradă/The Landing Pier / Re: Azul!
Last post by vicente - Today at 09:27:35 AM
Éu non säp cacsa façar ça. La Ministrà dal Inmigraziun me zoneva ün acaunteu noveu mas éu non en put úçar.