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Florencia / Re: Nimlet XXIV
Last post by Breneir Tzaracomprada - Today at 04:25:20 PM
Quote from: Iac Marscheir on December 23, 2025, 08:23:16 PMThe XXIVth Nimlet is open.

Governor Marscheir, now that you've opened the Nimlet and all seats are assigned I rise to propose the following resolution:

QuoteResolution 2026-01

Whereas, five years ago the House of Shepherds created the Order of Florencia to honor the contributions of exceptional Florencians, and

Whereas, in that time two Florencians (Art Verbotten and King Florence) have been inducted, and

Whereas, Duke Ian Lupul and Baron Hooligan are also fitting recipients of the Order of Florencia on account of their years of service to Florencia and the Kingdom.

Therefore, be it resolved by the House of Shepherds of the province of Florencia, that:

Duke Ian Lupul and Baron Hooligan are enrolled into the Order of Florencia with immediate effect.

Submitted by Breneir Tzaracomprada
Member, House of Shepherds
#2
lol... Back in 2013, I cosponsored a bill with you to do something similar.  Sometimes you just need to be patient and try again.
#3
Wittenberg / Re: [Royal] Happy New Year
Last post by Miestră Schivă, UrN-GC - Today at 02:57:35 PM
Quote from: Mximo Malt on Today at 08:00:42 AMHappy New Year and Feast of the Lord's Circumcision, Majestas! 🫡

Quote from: Wikipedia, Holy PrepuceThe abbey of Charroux claimed the Holy Foreskin was presented to the monks by Charlemagne. In the early 12th century, it was taken in procession to Rome where it was presented before Pope Innocent III, who was asked to rule on its authenticity. The Pope declined the opportunity. At some point, however, the relic went missing, and remained lost until 1856 when a workman repairing the abbey claimed to have found a reliquary hidden inside a wall, containing the missing foreskin. This was not the only test of the relic's legitimacy: as anthropologist Eric Silverman writes, "A common test for foreskinned authenticity [in medieval times] was taste. A physician, supervised by a priest, sampled the skin for the flavor of genuine holiness. The taster was called a croque-prépuce, or 'foreskin cruncher.'"
#4
I, too, will wait until the Informal Session to cast my vote.
#5
This is a real "Nixon Goes To China" bill; in the sense that it's something I would have liked to introduce ages ago, but the monarchist side of politics would have screamed bloody murder at me for being a republican vandal. So, kudos.
#6
Quote from: Baron Alexandreu Davinescu on Yesterday at 05:33:21 PMHis Majesty also mentioned you'd like a copy of our speech ahead of time?

The Opposition needs to see the Speech from the Throne to prepare a respectful yet forensic Address-In-Reply. The OppLeader says that if you get it to him by Thursday next week that'll be plenty of time.
#7
Quote from: Barclamïu da Miéletz on Today at 01:28:24 PM
Quote from: Baron Alexandreu Davinescu on Today at 01:18:00 PMBut the cow looks so chirpy and happy!
"Tylko jedno w głowie mam, koksu pięć gram." (I only have one thing in my head, five grammes of cocaine.)
Well, that explains the chirpy part.
#8
Quote from: Baron Alexandreu Davinescu on Today at 01:18:00 PMBut the cow looks so chirpy and happy!
"Tylko jedno w głowie mam, koksu pięć gram." (I only have one thing in my head, five grammes of cocaine.)
#9
Anyway, while I'm at it, I'll post another song here.

#10
Quote from: Baron Alexandreu Davinescu on Today at 01:18:00 PMBut the cow looks so chirpy and happy!

If you really understand the song (which I do), it's not as happy as it seems.