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#1
Wittenberg / Re: An Informal Terpelaziun
Today at 05:16:51 AM
If I may, the issue is entirely with me. The email address does exist but I was having trouble with the password change setting. I completely forgot about this and I sincerely apologize.  This one has nothing to do with my government. Please PM me an email address I can send login instructions to.

-Txec R
#2
Group 9

3 - Coldplay
2 - Annie Lennox
1 - Marty Robbins

Group 10

3 - Creedance Clearwater Revival
2 - Ludwig von Beethoven
1 - Peter Gabriel

-Txec R
#3
L'Óspileu/The Chat Room / Re: A National Ale?
July 25, 2026, 12:09:47 AM
Quote from: Miestră Schivă, UrN-GC on July 24, 2026, 11:47:03 PMThis is an ironic conversation, because Zappa's book contains a chapter in which he discusses a theory that beer (as opposed to other forms of alcohol) somehow causes "violent male bonding". In his own idiom: "whiskey might make you want to kill your girlfriend, but beer makes you want to do it with your buddies watching".

I love a good scotch but it's never made me want to kill anything :-)

-Txec R
#4
L'Óspileu/The Chat Room / Re: A National Ale?
July 25, 2026, 12:09:12 AM
Quote from: Iason Taiwos on July 24, 2026, 10:18:42 PM
Quote from: xpb on July 24, 2026, 09:23:14 PMFrank Zappa

"Every major industrialized nation has A BEER (you can't be a Real Country unless you have A BEER and an airline—it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need A BEER."



1999 (1989 copyright), The Real Frank Zappa Book, by Frank Zappa with Peter Occhiogrosso, Section: Introduction, Quote Page 9, A Touchstone Book: Simon & Schuster, New York. (Verified on paper in 1999 reprint edition; originally published in 1989 by Poseidon Press, New York) ↩�

Some company decades ago made some beer with Zappa album covers as the labels. I still have the bottle with the Lumpy Gravy album cover on it. Don't recall if the beer was any good. (I'm a huge Zappa fan.)
I was gifted a beer brewing kit by a family member for Christmas one time. It was too complicated for me, so I turned it into a wine making kit. Wine is way easier to make. The wine that I eventually made was actually pretty tasty, but the alcohol content was over the top. After one night of sampling my home made wine, my wife dumped the rest down the toilet, and threatened to leave me if I ever made wine again. I don't remember much about that night. But I imagine I was having a good time.

That's so funny Sir Iason.

-Txec R
#5
Group 7

3 - Incubus
2 - Stereophonics
1 - Aerosmith

Group 8

3 - Simon and Garfunkel
2 - Gloria Gaynor
1 - Joy Division

-Txec R
#6





We, TXEC by the Grace of God, King of Talossa and of all its Realms and Regions, King of Cézembre, Sovereign Lord and Protector of Pengöpäts and the New Falklands, Defender of the Faith, Leader of the Armed Forces, Viceroy of Hoxha and Vicar of Atatürk, Azul àd ár citaxhiens es cestours:

Having thought fit to dissolve this present sixty-second Cosa of the Kingdom of Talossa, do to that end publish this Our proclamation royal, hereby dissolving the said Cosa accordingly; and do discharge and excuse the Members of that Cosa from their meeting and attendance thereat from the conclusion of this month instant. And We being desirous and resolved for the better governance of these Our realms to have the advice of Our people in the Ziu assembled, do hereby make known to all Our loyal commons, knights, and nobles Our royal will and pleasure to call and assemble a new Cosa, and do hereby further declare that We have given order that Our Chancery and Secretary of State do forthwith issue out writs and ballots in due form, and according to law, for the election of a new sixty-second Cosa as well as Senators for Maritiimi-Maxhestic, Belacostă, Vuode in their regular rotation.

Further, We desire at this time most heartily to thank and congratulate, on Our own behalf and that of the entire Talossan nation, the citizens who served in this now-dissolved sixty-first Cosa, especially thanking Baron Alexandreu Davinescu for his faithful service as Our Seneschal during this last Cosa, and all the other members of the Government who so generously give of their time and effort for the good of our nation. Further thanks are due to Baron Alexandreu Davinescu, Sir Iason Taiwos, and Eðo Grischun, whose present distinguished terms of service in the Senäts will end with the upcoming election.

Given under Our hand Royal at the city of Riverside this twenty-third day of July, in the year of salvation 2026, of the independence of Talossa the forty-seventh, and of Our reign the second.

#7





TXEC, par la Graçù da Dïeu, Regeu da Talossa es toct i sieux Bains es Raxhiuns, Regeu da Cézembre, Dómnul Soveran es Prostexheir da Pengöpäts es las Nouăs Falkland, Zefençadeir del Feitz, Micjeu dals Forçuns Armeschti, Viceregeu da Hoxhă es Vicar d'Atatürk, Azul àd ár citaxhiens es cestours:

WHEREAS the Sixth Clark of the 62nd Cosa has concluded, We therefore deem it Our Organic duty to proclaim:

  • As to 62RZ26 – Democracy Act and Amendment, El Regeu en volt.
  • As to 62RZ27 – We Have a New-ish King Amendment. El Regeu en volt.
  • As to 62RZ28 – Data Protection Act, El Regeu en volt.
  • As to 62RZ30 – Citizen Oath Redux Act, El Regeu en volt.
  • As to 62RZ31 – Citizenship Oath Deadline and E.7 Untangling Act, El Regeu en volt.

We thank Our Cosa, Our Senäts, and our Secretary of State for their due diligence.

Given under Our hand Royal at the city of Riverside this twenty-second day of July, in the year of salvation 2026, of the independence of Talossa the forty-sixth, and of Our reign the second.

#8
Group 5

3 - Jimi Hendrix
2 - Blur
1 - Jefferson Starship

Group 6

3 - Keith Urban
2 - Muse
1 - Blue Oyster Cult

-Txec R
#9
Group 3

3 - Peter Gabriel
2 - Supertramp
1 - Wombo

Group 4

3 - New Order
2 - Chris Izaak
1 - Gorillaz

-Txec R
#10
Quote from: Tric'hard Lenxheir on July 15, 2026, 05:02:07 PMAssuming I apply to get my full citizenship back and I am granted full citizenship, I'm just wondering who might be interested in playing fantasy hockey again this season.

@þerxh Sant-Enogat
@King Txec
@Baron Alexandreu Davinescu
@Sir Lüc
@Mic'haglh Autófil, O.Be
@Iason Taiwos
@Glüc
@Carlüs Éovart Vilaçafat


I'd do it again.

-Txec R
#11
Quote from: Glüc on July 14, 2026, 04:28:25 PM
Quote from: King Txec on July 13, 2026, 09:14:37 AM1 - Tom Waits Hold the Line

Did you mean Toto or Step Right Up?

Typo - I meant the Tom Waits song.

-Txec R
#12
La Peiradă/The Landing Pier / Re: Application sent
July 13, 2026, 09:17:08 AM
Quote from: Tric'hard Lenxheir on July 13, 2026, 08:22:10 AMI sent an application for the landing pier to sort of test the waters and see if I want to return to full citizenship.

I hope you do come back. I have enjoyed our interactions over the years.

-Txec R
#13
Group 1

3 - Johnny Cash Ring of Fire
2 - Queen Don't Stop Me Now
1 - Foo Fighters Walk

Group 2

3 - Metallica Nothing Else Matters
2 - Johnny Cash Hurt
1 - Tom Waits Hold the Line

-Txec R
#14
Good job to my team!

-Txec R
#15
El Ziu/The Ziu / Re: 50th Anniversary
July 08, 2026, 05:26:15 PM
Quote from: Baron Alexandreu Davinescu on July 08, 2026, 02:39:38 PMColegas:

We are a few years away from our fiftieth anniversary as a country.  Very few nations of our size make it to such a point, and I think we should try to think ahead and plan something big for that event (26 Dec 2029).

I call for His Majesty to establish a Royal Commission on the subject, intended to span the time up until that point.  I believe His Grace should chair the commission himself, if he is so willing, since it's a perfect role for our term-spanning head of state.  I hope that other party leaders of good character are willing to join or delegate others to the commission.

@King Txec , what do you think?

Great idea. I'll give it some thought as to how best to structure a Royal Commission.

-Txec R
#16
Keith Urban - Blue Ain't Your Color
#17
Incubus - Aqueous Transmission
#18
The Stereophonics - Maybe Tomorrow
#19
Quote from: Moses Henry Emefiele on July 02, 2026, 04:20:14 AMGood day to you. I would like to know which day I will receive my Citizenship?

I have already pass the questioner of the ID Card. And I have apply for ID Card, I would like to know that they will send me both Citizenship Certificate and ID Card to my Address in Nigeria.

Thanks for your cooperation.

Yours truly,
Moses Henry Emefiele.

Moses, asking the same question multiple times is a bit rude. Talossa doesn't issue certificates of citizenship, and once you receive an ID card, it cannot be used as official identification.

Additionally, you are already a citizen. I'd also advise you not to jump around between political parties, because then people will take you less seriously.

-Txec R
#20
Wittenberg / Re: Fifteen Years a Talossan
July 01, 2026, 08:10:51 PM
Quote from: Iason Taiwos on July 01, 2026, 01:31:02 PMI just realized that today is the fifteenth anniversary of my gaining citizenship in our glorious Kingdom. https://ibb.co/Cs3tV900
And I think I'm the only person with three IDs...

Congratulations Sir Iason. Talossa is richer for your presence. I have two IDs myself.

-Txec R